What Lie Should I Use...

Well, I got a ticket for speeding and another for not having my liecense (forgot it at the dorms). The cop told me "he would help me out" if I brung my liecense on my court date but my dad says hes full of shit and they would take the no liecence ticket away anyways. I just want a couple (serious) ideas for why I was speeding. I was going 58 in a 35 but less than 30 feet away the speed limit changed to 55. I was thinking about saying I saw the 55 and went by that. Or since we were passsing through a trailer park type setting saying I didn't feel safe so I sped up. thanks for the input.

say you wanted to catch a tv show. im sure they like tv and will understand

Tell them you were just driving what you thought was close to the speed limit, because it was less than 30 feet away, right?

I say the trailor park thing, and say u saw someone with a gun, or some black people

bring up a bunch of things you have like IBS and stuff like that, simply say you had to poop

nah wont work man, hes in all balls.

damn, he cant play the black card.

just tell em you thought you were near enougn to the sign to speed up to 55 and that it was an honest mistake and you will not do it again also offer them blowjobs f you think it will help..

Eat your own shit in front of them and plead insanity.

can you play the white card?

LMAO!

I would just say you saw the sign and started going that speed limit. Because in Tennessee, when the sign is visible, thats what the limit is. Because I was going 45 one time and a cop pulled me over because I was coming up the a 25 sign and he said it was visible.

Making the speed limit 20 - 30 miles per hour slower within the space of 20 to 30 feet surely cause more accidents than maybe using a system of gradually changing the speed? OR AM I JUST CRAZY?!??!?!

that sucks dude, Id use the "I saw the sign" defense.

Haha, I like that idea. But if that doesn't work for you, just say you were running late for something State-Issued, like a driving class or a court-ordered appearance. Say you were running late for that and they'll be more apt to let you go on account of you being on the road for them in the first place. It worked for me once. I was speeding on the way to Traffic Court and got pulled over, told them what happened and I didn't get into any trouble for it.

tell them you were too drunk to know how fast you were going. they'll understand

I agree.
Just tell them you had to take a shit.

Don't bullshit man, just say you were going fast because you thought that there was no reason you would have to stay that spped. Clear road, nearly increased spped limit, all that. If you lie they won't believe you, they must get some kid spouting shit every day.

It's a bit late now for an excuse don't you think? No matter what you say the cops will point out the fact that you didn't mention it on the spot and they'll know you're lying; which will probably just get you into more shit.

Just pay the fine and be done with it.

go to the courthouse on your own time, bring the ticket and liscense, and they charge you 5 bucks and throw out the ticket.

at least that's how it was in Florida about 5 years ago.



This works really well. When he comes to your car, just hold your stomach, and before he has a chance to say anything just be like "sir, please, I'm going to shit my pants right here. Just follow me to a store with a bathroom and give me the ticket there please".

You gotta really act like your about to shit your pants. No cop will just let you sit there and shit on yourself. they'll either tell you to keep going but slow down, or follow you to the store/gas station so you can take a shit. (if you don't have to, just sit in the bathroom for 20 minutes.

the chances that he'll still give you a ticket are reallly really low. The cop would have to be the biggest asshole on earth to ticket you for that.

Go to court and say that your in All Balls, It will work....trust me.

I laughed at that post.

That may be the best idea I've ever heard.

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see the good thin about bein a girl is u get off shit..

for example..I went out with mates one night had a good few drinks drove home in my mates car

* over the limit
* no license
* not insured
* no tax
* and was doing 70 mph in a 30 zone

3 police officers pulled me over..asked me did I know what speed limit I was going I said no and he told me I said sorry and then chated me up..I left scot free..

I want a vagina!

Your parents must be so proud.

Say you were really twisted and you thought your mobile meth lab in the trunk was going to catch fire and blow up.
works every time.

hahaha what a great bump.

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