11 December 2006, 06:20 UTC#31
Well, I think it's actually a matter of what prayers you're saying whilst the raping is happening - Our Father=3 Jesuspoints, Hail Mary= 5 Jesuspoints, Apostle's Creed= 10 Jesuspoints, Nicene Creed= 15 Jesuspoints, Entire Rosary=50 Jesuspoints.
As you can see by my chart, it varies based on how holy/long of a prayer you recite. Bonus points if you can remember the Act of Contrition and perform some sort of penance before the priest cums.
11 December 2006, 06:27 UTC#32
And what if you recite some passages of a Gospel?
11 December 2006, 07:00 UTC#33
As long as they mention Jesus, you're fine. He likes to hear his name a lot. He's really selfish I hear. Don't talk about the whole Crucifixion thing, he's still a little mad about that.
11 December 2006, 07:25 UTC#34
SOMEONE ELSES BED LOL!
11 December 2006, 07:26 UTC#35
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SOMEONE ELSES BED LOL!
ooooooooh ! uuuuuuuuuuh!
11 December 2006, 07:30 UTC#36
I miss Newquay.
Yeah the weirdest place is in a room with a drunk Ian, me, Sam and MarcMason after stealing £120 from gay skinny dippers.
Buzzy.
11 December 2006, 07:39 UTC#37
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In the street outside the local YMCA.
Next to Rob and a large puddle of his vomit.
And frequently being woken by the receptionist dude who wanted to know when we'd be leaving.
Dude that was such a good night, don't pretend like you didn't have a laugh.
Oh no, between being drunk (comatose) in public underage, almost getting the shit kicked out of us, then throwing up and passing out again on the way back to yours, we had a bonza time
Image file not present in the recovered backup My only regret is that we'll never be able to do it again, since Joe will never let us back in his room
11 December 2006, 07:59 UTC#38
On top of a bus shelter.
pub beer garden (after spending all day in the pub leaving 3 hours before closing time falling asleep and NOT ONE person noticed me and they had to walk past me to get to the car park. fuckers)
middle of a field next to my tent (too drunk to open it, then it started raining)
11 December 2006, 10:01 UTC#39
Nowhere weird that I can recall. I'm really bitchy when it comes to sleep. I wont sleep until I'm comfortable.
11 December 2006, 10:19 UTC#40
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Nowhere weird that I can recall. I'm really bitchy when it comes to sleep. I wont sleep until I'm comfortable.
11 December 2006, 12:10 UTC#41
I spent a few nights in a womb.
11 December 2006, 13:07 UTC#42
haha. That cracked me up.
xD
11 December 2006, 17:30 UTC#43
*Corner of the work office floor.
*Joe's bed.
*A huge industrial bin full of only cardboard.
*A vagina.
11 December 2006, 17:32 UTC#44
seriously, in a shead with 3 other girls and 1 guy
11 December 2006, 17:38 UTC#45
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3 other girls and 1 guy
=) 4 girls and a guy eh?
11 December 2006, 17:46 UTC#46
Hmm...I recall several nights getting too smashed to walk and ending up sleeping under various local bridges with friends, as well as passing out along the side of the train tracks (and being awoken by one those fucking guys that drive the white trucks down the tracks, telling me to get up and asking me why the hell I was sleeping next to the tracks on a pile of gravel), apart from that I've spent a good deal of nights sleeping atop a large structure deep in the woods known locally as the "Coal Chutes," as that's what they basically are, they used to be used to fill train cars with coal, but they're not used anymore so now they're just our 80 foot, 3 floor, concrete party spot. Nothing really too out of the ordinary, just a few nights in basements and other random spots besides those; I can't sleep well anywhere besides my own bed unless I'm drunk and just don't give a shit.
