05 December 2006, 18:34 UTC#1
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A couple from Germany went to a fertility clinic to find out why - after eight years of marriage - they were still childless. The cause of their trouble conceiving was an unexpected one.
After eight years of childless marriage, the 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband decided it was time to find out why they couldn't get pregnant.
Sex for dummies
They visited a fertility clinic and the doctors ran some tests which indicated they shouldn't have any trouble conceiving a child.
A spokesman for the clinic said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?"
"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."
The couple now knows about the birds and the bees, and with some luck they will have a child in about 9 months.
Link05 December 2006, 18:46 UTC#2
I want to punch their baby.
05 December 2006, 18:51 UTC#3
DON'T LET THESE PEOPLE PROCREATE!!!
05 December 2006, 18:54 UTC#4
Bwhahahahahahah Tardz!
05 December 2006, 19:14 UTC#5
Wow, that's impressive. Honestly, to grow up, especially in the past 30 years when sex has became a mainstream topic and is obvious everywhere and not have the slightest clue as to what it is or how it is done. It's just unfathomable. It's truly a case of their parents and community doing an amazing job at filtering it all out. But even then, somewhere along the lines someone they encountered must have made a joke or implied something sexual and they still didn't say, "What, I'm not getting what you're driving at here?" It's just crazy to think that they could go 30 years without the slightest inkling as to what sex is.
05 December 2006, 19:23 UTC#6
Haha, even I know what sex is. I really do. I once fucked a cheesecake.
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05 December 2006, 19:26 UTC#7
QUOTE(Liam @ Dec 5 2006, 10:23 PM) [snapback]402238[/snapback]
Haha, even I know what sex is. I really do. I've slept with like, a little million girls.
eeew dude!
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EDIT: I love Rob da Mod.
Thanks
05 December 2006, 19:47 UTC#8
All men are horny and think about sex all the time! Can't believe this guy...
*mrs:Müller bends over in kitchen*
mr.Müller: "DAMN YOU SATAN! He is in me again and making me stiff in the netherregions honey"
05 December 2006, 19:53 UTC#9
Haha exactly, sex is natural! Even before sex was talked about openly, people always knew. It's knowledge you acquire with puberty. Your dick gets hard, it feels good when it's touched. You want to have it touched, you eventually have sex. Same basic concept with coochies. These people must never have even looked at/cleaned/thought about their dirtyparts.
05 December 2006, 19:54 UTC#10
Pity the child :/
05 December 2006, 19:56 UTC#11
Will they discuss it with their kid if they have one? I hope he grows up to be a sex fiend or a molester or some sort of ultra-sex-crazed monster with dicks for fingers and vagineys for ears. Yeah, that would rock!
05 December 2006, 21:02 UTC#12
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DON'T LET THESE PEOPLE PROCREATE!!!
05 December 2006, 22:16 UTC#13
Sex?
06 December 2006, 06:01 UTC#14
I hate people like that, stupid religious upbringing's. I hope there child dies in the womb.
06 December 2006, 08:47 UTC#15
Seems too retarded to be true tbh.
edit: Or am I missing something?
06 December 2006, 10:25 UTC#16
lucky husband is about to fuck the worlds tightest pussy lol
