A Poem

T'was the night before Christmas

And on the forums I sat

Wating for a post, a comment, or chat

The members were buzzing

With no lifes of there own

Waiting for an un-suspecting Noon to pwn

But before I could post

Through window he crashed

Santa's bitch self, and his punk white fat ass

He pulled out a gun

And at me he did point

"Give me the cash nigga, I'm gonna case this join"

Could this really be

Jolly Saint Nick

"Here is the cash dude, but your acting like a dick"

"Shut the fuck up

You cracker ass bitch

This money is mine, cause yo punk ass be rich"

He thought I was down

He suspected me beat

But I reached in my pants, and pulled out the heat

"I want your money, your toys, and that funny ass hat

Hurry it up punk, before I blast off some fat"

He pulled back his hammer

I got ready to blast and duck

But then my brother walked in, "Dude what the fuck?"

Bullets were flying

I hit the deck

I starting firing, to put Santa's ass in check

"Fuck he got me"

Was all Santa said

He coughed up some blood, then the bitch ass was dead

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I turned to the computer, whiped blood off the glass

"yOU'LL N3VEr Believe !T, I JuST PWnd S0M3 puNk ASs"

Even though the forum members may fight

Merry CHristmas HGF, and too all a good night.




(I add libbed this shit so fuck you.)

haha pretty funny man, nice job.

I forgot to mention thats a true story by the way.

I was just typing it up to post to you guys and it turns out it ryhmed, thats right the story was so pimped it ryhmed.

Wow Al, you have some talent there. You ever consider creative writing? You have a pretty good way with words. Learn some grammatical functions and spelling/context devices and you could be really good with it. I suggest you at least look into it, even if you don't want to do that for your life or job or whatever, just know that if you have a talent, you should take advantage of it.

GOLD!!!!!!!

That was dumb as hell.....

I hope your computer gets taken away from you.

Haha nice. I liked it, he made some good connections and brought out various aspects of Christmas and Santa Clause that were sullied by gratuitous violence whilst rhyming. Can't go wrong. I bet you couldn't write a funny poem, Leroy. Write one about how cool MTV made you look in True Life I love NMV.

lol that sounds like a challenge to me

What a way to be serious!
That was pretty good.

I know ray getting all into it like hes intelligent or something gtfo. Good poem

I'm in COLLLLEGE!!111223gs I need to sound smart every once in a while or there's no point in even going.

Thanks man, I appreciate it.

I do alot of creative writing actually, but yeah I need to work on the grammar and spelling those are my weak suites.



GO FUCK YOURSELF LEROY.

Now, thats the way to get into holiday spirit.