What Can I Do?

well not that long ago I went round "mates" house and I was very drunk and passed out and while I was asleep and passed out I woke up and my trousers were down and this girl had her hand on my dick and all I can think about doing was going back to sleep or run away so I kinda did both...
well tell me what you think...
laters,
-steve-

I would have let her have her way with me.

Unless she was super fat and ugly.. then I would have done what you done..

thats the thing she was suoper fat and ugly this is her myspace and tell me what you think...fat rapist slut
and if it was a fit girl I would have gone with it.

sue her.

file a rape complaint.

ewwwwww hahaha

Just close your eyes a pretend shes hot, I mean she might be fat and ugly, but a hand is a hand, who cares.

ugh, what kane said.

what steve faild to mesion is she is fat ugly and bi . She also goes for the younger girls who dont really have a clue !!!!!!!!

give her a taste of her own medicine and get a friend to brutally rape her.


failing that, mailbomb.

Holy fucking fuck, I never knew Myspace catered to livestock! I never knew pixels could scream out in discomfort!

Seriously man, I hope you weren't hard! The sight of my cock in her titanic fist would probably send me soft for the rest of my days. Tell her that you felt really uncomfortable being molested by King Kong, then after she's cried and come back from her 5th lunch, ask if you can still be friends. To sweeten the deal, maybe throw her a few fish, she'll like that. Oh no wait, wires crossed, I'm thinking of killer whales.

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Haha don't go over her house in the first place. What were you doing there and even so why did you get so drunk to get yourself in that state. It's no ones fault but your own man, in the same way that girls smash someone then go claiming rape.

But the serious question is why even go over there, she's fucking horid.

I heard nicco tapped it. Seriously.

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Steve, I would consider getting tested for some sort of disease. Animal-Human encounters can have horrible results as I understand it. I mean, look at HIV. Did you wash yourself well with something abrasive?

you sleep-run ?

that's amazing

Owned?

CHOP OF YOUR COCK!!

Hahahahaha Yes!!!!

About 5 years ago!

And jesus la fuckin weeze she has a fucking record this girl, normally she does it to girls in their sleep now its poor young Steve.

Can't help but find it funny though man!

What the fuck??

If only Irwin were still alive, cos we seriously need some kind of wildlife expert to wrestle this beast to the ground. Seriously, that is fucking wrong. If she was a guy doing the same thing she would be locked up.

Steve you really need to get payback. I suggest some kind of Saw-like scenario; knock her out and take her to your sex dungeon (everyone else has one, right?), maybe inject her with poison, then sprinkle the antidote over some salad. I guarantee you, she will be scarred for life.

Warning: May need to hire a pick-up truck to transport her

Steve, if you take up robs idea my Uncle has a truck he can lend you that normally transports mobile homes around, but it shouldnt be to big a problem to take an extra ton or two.

nicco long had ... volume 3 had sex with it and with a ballon...
and well as much as it sucks being in this situation reading this thread made me giggle...
but yeah man I apparently don't have enough evidence for a rape complaint....

Hmmm, I'd just laugh about it and joke with her about it thats pretty funny shit. besides, if you were to start fuckin with some hot chick and she found out how gay would it be if she freaked out. I'd say enjoy the story and just wear thumbtacks on your dick nextime for protection.
SWYD!
-Bruce

id stick my finger up her ass and then put it in her mouth lol

<3 Sean lol.