How Can I Broke My Finger?

hey there

my friend who is stuck in the army wants to break his finger so he would get a couple weeks of from the army

can anybody give me an actual thing to do to brake a fnger in the most hurtless way

im serious about it so dont make any jokes or some shit

thanks alot

ex.

Just get someone to pull it back fucking quckly and sharp. Or play rugby haha that should do it in no time all mine are bent .

Nah seriously though mate just get one of his freinds to snap it for him, it'll hurt but nowt too bad can come from a broken finger. That or shut it in a door.

Lol don't listen to sam, shutting it in a door is a fucking stupid thing to do You're better off taking his first bit of advice, getting a mate to bend it back well quick. There's no painless way to do it, but bending it will hurt a lot less than shutting it in a door, which can break the skin and permanently fuck with the nerves in the finger.

break*

painless*

gtfo of your country*

Car run over them, priceless footage as well.

Punch a wall or something.

hold your thumb up and let somebody throw a basketball on it.. will set u back for a while haha.

I wrote that so fast I didnt noticed the spelling errors

thanks for your advices guys

Touch the ground with your finger. Then bend your palm so it faces up as much as possible and then have someone stomp on it.

#2: let him put it in your ass and twist it

?Have him shoot off the end of his pinky

I think breaking it sideways like // would be a lot less painful than straight backwards would be.

haha, painless way to break your finger...

Lighttube it.

IxC.

The easiest and quickest way I can think of is to just tell him that next time he gets really pissed off to just pick out a nice solid wall and to let out all of his agression in one fucking punch (tell him not to wrap his thumb into the fist though if it's fingers that he's trying to break and not the bones in the back of his hand); I managed to break three metacarpals in my right hand that way. As far as the pain factor goes, it doesn't really hurt all that bad unless you plan on using that hand much; I wouldn't even have gone to the doctor except I played drums at the time and I wanted it to heal faster....I ended up cutting that itchy fucking cast off about a week later though and some of the bones in the back of my hand are still like this -^- instead of this ---

Get him to dress up like woman and do crazy shit, just like that dude on mash. Can't guarantee it will work, but it won't hurt him...unless the other soldiers kick his ass for being a fag.

If all else fails, film his behaviour and kill two birds with one stone.

EDIT: saw someone reading this thread and thought it was new guess its not. baha

first of all what kind of a fucking stupid idea is that?

second of all its been half a year since that

Ex....he's a lil slow, it's not his fault his parents neglected him.

Anyone who thinks 3 months is half a year is the stupid one.

you stupid cunt whats your problem?!?!

why are you trying to start with everybody ahh?

I posted it on Oct 24 2006 and now is Jan 25 2007 you bitch

if you punch the ground hard you can get a boxer fracture- one of the bones that connect to your fingers in your hand behind the knuckles. I did it and its not overlly painful and counts as a break I spose.



although I guess this is pointless now..

did he even do anything or did he just say he was gay like vode did to get out of the army?

yeah what did he doooo? footage? haha

It's not that I'm starting shit with eveybody, it's that everybody is starting shit with me (I mean, who's this Mike guy? never spoke to him before and he's already talking shit). That's the problem you moron.

Why take a internet forum so seriously anyway? We're all just here to post things and talk shit. Big deal, I accidently posted in an old thread. Build a bridge and get over it. Not as if this section is swimming with brilliant threads as it is. All in all, I probably did this place a favour.

Drop a big ass book on it spin first...if it knocked me out cold it should brake your finger!

Mike's been here a shit-load longer than you have man. He wasn't talking shit either, it was a little joke. You talk about how everyone needs to calm down and not take things so seriously and then you say something like that. Pointing people out and making enemies by name. Just chill man. Just leave if you can't handle yourself.

Doesn't matter how long he's been here for, I was just pointing out that we'd never even spoke before and for some reason he decides to jump on the bandwagon of talking shit about me. Not that I really give a flying fuck anyway. And I'm not getting pissed or anything, extazy asked me a question and I answered it. Don't see what was so 'serious' about it.

Alright, that's cool man. I still like you. You were one of the people we traded for BaZ in the off-season. You have big shoes to fill.

Sorry it seemed like I came out of no where. I was in prison FOR KILLING MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!

fuck you man you start shit with me and then you just ramble on how we should run things around here...

again who the fuck are you?