post #1
21 October 2006, 00:59 UTC#1
well where do I begin.....
it was mentioned to me that a party was happening tonite in a small suberb near my home town, my friends gf was invited but he wasnt.... this led to my idea of crashing the party
inviting a few others along the way
my friend is matt from my group waisted.. anyways to cut a long story short I called one or two people, so it became me, matt, nath from my personal group whom are just starting out, nath's girl jem and matts girl emma... I also invited a mate of mine known as creed from delayed reaction.. we went to this party, barged our way in and started to drink
then the fun began
there was some random 70 yr old grandma in the back room, so I decided to give her a kiss
nath puked all over the kitchen floor... creed managed to get on two different girls, then got on them both at the same time
after watching nath puke I got sick and vomited on the hosts motor bike
matt randomly fucked off and played guitar
we all nearly got into a fight with the host but it was averted by some swift intervention from a buddy of creed's
but the best part of the hilarious evening came from an idea me and creed had a little while back... and believe me he pulled it off so well, I swear to god it's the funniest/grossest/most twisted thing you can ever do to anybodies stuff, he will be getting the footage sorted out pretty soon
cheers for reading this if you did
and I swear the footage will be available soon
it was mentioned to me that a party was happening tonite in a small suberb near my home town, my friends gf was invited but he wasnt.... this led to my idea of crashing the party
my friend is matt from my group waisted.. anyways to cut a long story short I called one or two people, so it became me, matt, nath from my personal group whom are just starting out, nath's girl jem and matts girl emma... I also invited a mate of mine known as creed from delayed reaction.. we went to this party, barged our way in and started to drink
then the fun began
there was some random 70 yr old grandma in the back room, so I decided to give her a kiss
nath puked all over the kitchen floor... creed managed to get on two different girls, then got on them both at the same time
after watching nath puke I got sick and vomited on the hosts motor bike
matt randomly fucked off and played guitar
we all nearly got into a fight with the host but it was averted by some swift intervention from a buddy of creed's
but the best part of the hilarious evening came from an idea me and creed had a little while back... and believe me he pulled it off so well, I swear to god it's the funniest/grossest/most twisted thing you can ever do to anybodies stuff, he will be getting the footage sorted out pretty soon
cheers for reading this if you did
