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Kids Taught To Fight Back Against Classroom Invaders

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Rob764
post #1
15 October 2006, 17:55 UTC#1
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BURLESON, Texas (AP) -- Youngsters in a suburban Fort Worth, Texas, school district are being taught not to sit there like good boys and girls with their hands folded if a gunman invades the classroom, but to rush him and hit him with everything they've got -- books, pencils, legs and arms.


Quite possibly the dumbest idea of recent times?
mako
post #2
15 October 2006, 17:59 UTC#2
not worst than pepsi gold. but its just stupid.
iammarcmason
post #3
15 October 2006, 18:00 UTC#3
wtf I might go there and test that shit out. then I can say it was self defense when I shoot all their asses.
j0nes
post #4
15 October 2006, 18:07 UTC#4
silly silly silly
CullenFF
post #5
15 October 2006, 18:19 UTC#5
its better than teaching a bunch of kids to be pussies.. I like the idea
mako
post #6
15 October 2006, 18:21 UTC#6
yeah, then they could teach them to throw rocks to airplanes trying to blow their buildings
Skipper
post #7
15 October 2006, 18:22 UTC#7
QUOTE(CullenFF @ Oct 15 2006, 08:19 PM) [snapback]391129[/snapback]

its better than teaching a bunch of kids to be pussies.. I like the idea


I'd rather be an alive pussie than a dead hero.
Rob764
post #8
15 October 2006, 18:29 UTC#8
QUOTE(CullenFF @ Oct 15 2006, 09:19 PM) [snapback]391129[/snapback]

its better than teaching a bunch of kids to be pussies.. I like the idea


Yeah, you're right. It's pure genius. An armed grown man is gonna take one look at a bunch of 12 year olds and their teacher rushing him, look down at his gun and think "Jesus...what good are bullets that travel 1500 metres per second against kids...armed with....wait for it....PENCILS AND TEXTBOOKS!"

Why is the Army bothering out in Iraq? Just send in the kids from Texas! Those terrorists won't know what hit them!
cIRca
post #9
15 October 2006, 18:29 UTC#9
Americas secret weapon:

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CullenFF
post #10
15 October 2006, 18:34 UTC#10
those kids arnt gonna be 12 for ever they are gonna get older and will know how to defend there selves if thats what they are teaching them and they wont be pussies and I rather be dead than be a pussy hahaha. but if a guy has a gun and is gonna kill a bunch of people best thing is if they all attack him that way some will live. know what I mean?
Skipper
post #11
15 October 2006, 18:43 UTC#11
QUOTE(CullenFF @ Oct 15 2006, 08:34 PM) [snapback]391142[/snapback]

those kids arnt gonna be 12 for ever they are gonna get older and will know how to defend there selves if thats what they are teaching them and they wont be pussies and I rather be dead than be a pussy hahaha. but if a guy has a gun and is gonna kill a bunch of people best thing is if they all attack him that way some will live. know what I mean?


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In 1998 in Oregon, a 17-year-old high school wrestling star with a bullet in his chest stopped a rampage by tackling a teenager who had opened fire in the cafeteria. The gunman killed two students, as well as his parents, and 22 others were wounded.


Thats quite alot wounded after someone rushed him. More of them could easily have been kill shots.

If people start rushing a gun man, with pencils and legs he will mow them down. If you wait and don't piss him off until the sexy swat guys turn up then you got a better chance of survival imo. Either way it's ganna be messey....but surely it's common sence not too run at a bloke with an AK when all you got is your biro pen and a highlighter?
Rob764
post #12
15 October 2006, 18:47 UTC#12
QUOTE(CullenFF @ Oct 15 2006, 09:34 PM) [snapback]391142[/snapback]

those kids arnt gonna be 12 for ever they are gonna get older and will know how to defend there selves if thats what they are teaching them


That's not the point of the lessons; they're aiming to have them, as kids, fighting an armed intruder. Hence the title...Kids Taught To Fight Back Against Classroom Invaders.

QUOTE(CullenFF @ Oct 15 2006, 09:34 PM) [snapback]391142[/snapback]

I rather be dead than be a pussy


Then you are a moron, and proof that the gene pool has been pissed in.

QUOTE(CullenFF @ Oct 15 2006, 09:34 PM) [snapback]391142[/snapback]

but if a guy has a gun and is gonna kill a bunch of people best thing is if they all attack him that way some will live.


If the oppurtunity to disarm an intruder or escape comes up, you take it. But that's common sense, something that doesn't need to be taught. What this program is doing is encourage kids to actively attack an armed man. Kids who rush an armed man will be killed. Simple as.
CullenFF
post #13
15 October 2006, 18:52 UTC#13
I know what you are saying but if a guy comes into your classroom and is gonna kill everyone you might as wel try to stop him.. but being 12 they are all dead but high schoolers could stop a kid with a gun....maybe??
Skipper
post #14
15 October 2006, 18:54 UTC#14
QUOTE(CullenFF @ Oct 15 2006, 08:52 PM) [snapback]391150[/snapback]

I know what you are saying but if a guy comes into your classroom and is gonna kill everyone you might as wel try to stop him.. but being 12 they are all dead but high schoolers could stop a kid with a gun....maybe??


It's America, half of them are probably carrying guns too. Get a proper ubercooll33t shootout going.

But yeah, it's simple, hide in the corner like a gay pussy and you will more likely survive.
CullenFF
post #15
15 October 2006, 19:00 UTC#15
QUOTE(Skipper @ Oct 15 2006, 02:54 PM) [snapback]391151[/snapback]

QUOTE(CullenFF @ Oct 15 2006, 08:52 PM) [snapback]391150[/snapback]

I know what you are saying but if a guy comes into your classroom and is gonna kill everyone you might as wel try to stop him.. but being 12 they are all dead but high schoolers could stop a kid with a gun....maybe??



But yeah, it's simple, hide in the corner like a gay pussy and you will more likely survive.


yeah I guess you are right... im wrong again:(
made
post #16
15 October 2006, 19:13 UTC#16
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Oct 15 2006, 08:29 PM) [snapback]391140[/snapback]

QUOTE(CullenFF @ Oct 15 2006, 09:19 PM) [snapback]391129[/snapback]

its better than teaching a bunch of kids to be pussies.. I like the idea


Yeah, you're right. It's pure genius. An armed grown man is gonna take one look at a bunch of 12 year olds and their teacher rushing him, look down at his gun and think "Jesus...what good are bullets that travel 1500 metres per second against kids...armed with....wait for it....PENCILS AND TEXTBOOKS!"

Why is the Army bothering out in Iraq? Just send in the kids from Texas! Those terrorists won't know what hit them!

LMFAO! <3

Only In Texas. :p
vode
post #17
15 October 2006, 20:43 UTC#17
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QUOTE(CullenFF @ Oct 15 2006, 09:34 PM) [snapback]391142[/snapback]

I rather be dead than be a pussy


Then you are a moron, and proof that the gene pool has been pissed in.


Nah man, thats logical part of gene pool, human race have allways needed the stupid hero type. "Im going to take that nasty mammoth out just by myself"

And I would fight back against classroom invaders with pen, pen in is mightier than a sword. Besides that,

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mono
post #18
16 October 2006, 05:32 UTC#18
QUOTE(CullenFF @ Oct 15 2006, 08:52 PM) [snapback]391150[/snapback]

I know what you are saying but if a guy comes into your classroom and is gonna kill everyone you might as wel try to stop him..

Or wait for the professionally trained and armed police force to arrive. But either works I guess. Image file not present in the recovered backup

QUOTE(vode @ Oct 15 2006, 10:43 PM) [snapback]391187[/snapback]

And I would fight back against classroom invaders with pen, pen in is mightier than a sword. Besides that,

hahahaha. I love you vode.