Worst Thing Thats Happend To You On A Date..

Im bored..

So whats the worst thing thats happend to you on a date..

I punched a girl once.

............ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Did she deserve it??

My neck got really stiff all of a sudden so I wasn't able to drink my beverage properly without looking like a jackass.. Nothing too bad.

She woke up.

LOL Tom

"she woke up" - Yeah man, I can see how that could have been a problem.. you had more cloraform on you right?

Yeah, my neck gets stiff all the time man, I have some problems with it.. tunr my head too quick.. crack.. my nexts fucked again..

haha..

Well it didn't seem to work. And by 'she' I mean Vode.

Haha
When I went and decided I liked her mate who she had bought better, so I just changed the date around to woo her. Worked like a charm.

Damn mate.. cloraform always does the trick for me..

when ever I have girl troubles, I reach for a rag and some cloraform..... and the girls just seem to fall for me..

^^^ you think theres an advertisment in that little saying..


Umm.. the worst thing that happend to me, was we were at the movies..
and she was all over me you know, like was all good..
and then after we left the cinemas, we were talking out side and I was waiting for my lift.. coz I didnt have my licence then..
this dude comes up, she was holding me you know, and this dude was like "WHAT THE FUCK!! Who is this guy" turns out it was her boyfriend..

Yeah, bleeding nose and bruised ribs was the result.. hahahaha..

Poured a coke on her.. Fuck that bitch anyways y0

Her and her boyfriend found me in the closet naked with her panties around my cock.

I got the shit kicked out of me by a huge nazi skinhead outside a movie theater when I was 17 on Valentines Day - in front of my girlfriend.

My friend was there too but I insisted he just film it and not jump in. Footage turned out blurry.

"Footage turned out blurry" That really fucking sucks..

did you get fucked up badly.. or just a good ass kicking..
haha

I once without knowing called this lass I was on a "date" with a slut. She didnt take it happy and didnt talk to me for like a week. Lol.

aint never bin on a date; I just get down to the fucking.

A girl was giving me head one time and I farted so bad she had to stop. Stinkiest blue balls ever.

Lol. I been mid BJ and needed a fart, just held it in.

I smelled pretty bad, we were watchin silent hill, she was scared, she tried to hold my arm and put her head in the armpit ..

she never touched me again.

The first time I fingered a chick, I injured her vagina due to my lack of knowledge. (in all fairness, she also injured my cock with her 45 minute dry handjob.)

That's about it. I can't really think of anything else that's worth mentioning.

Nah...I came out of it laughing. But then he heard me laughing so he came back and started beating me down some more haha.

lmao dunno really wasnt really a bad experience but when I was like 13/14 the first time I tried to finger my gf, her jeans were on too tight I ended up spending about 10 mins trying to get my hands down them with us laying on her bed. She didn't take her jeans off incase her lil bro came in, so I ended up just looking like a fool tryin to riggle my way down her jeans. By the time I got in my hand was too spazed to sort her out.

Haha I fucking hate it when that happens, I had that with one girl so I just whipped off her trousers. She got well pissy cos her family was in the house, I never got anything. Fucking women.

The worst thing that happened to me on a date was when I made her laugh (Sam, it was KW), and she farted so loud, and knew I heard.

Then she just laughed more, and you could tell it was forced laughter.

I was so embarassed.

That is fucking hilarious

not really adate but this girl I met at aparty I was 14-15 and I met up with her 5 or 6 times, anyway at the end of one night I was kissing her with my bmx leaning on my leg well it slipt and the crank (spikie cog) was digging in my leg and slowly sliding down..cutting my leg. so just held it in then got on my bike and rid off, got round the corner and started cussing and limping around because it hurt like fuck...thats it really.

HAHA! eeewww! lol! well you learnt your lesson!