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Weird Lump..

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post #1
08 October 2006, 08:22 UTC#1
Yeah, im bored and wanna ramble on wit some bullshit..
But yeah, just scratching my head about 3 days ago..
I felt this lump on the back of my head.. and its still there..
Hasnt changed, its still the same size.. haha..

I dunno what the fuck it is..
post #2
08 October 2006, 08:28 UTC#2
HAHAHAHA :D


Probably just some sort of a very very poisoness spider that has laid its eggs in the back of your head.. no worries mate!
post #3
08 October 2006, 08:33 UTC#3
Hmm.. that spider theory could be right.. do you think I could raise these spiders as my own, and get them to take over the world or somthing..

I was kinda thinking more along the lines of a brain tumor or a swollen gland or some bullshit..

but I like your explanation alot more..
post #4
08 October 2006, 08:53 UTC#4
It's the remains of your late twin brother that your parents never told you about

happened to me once too, sucks when it happens..
post #5
08 October 2006, 09:00 UTC#5
You mean like I had a ciamese twin, and they cut it off and it died..
and thats where they cut it off or somthing???

it happened to you? wow, thats kinda fucked up..
how did you deal with it when you found out?
post #7
08 October 2006, 09:12 UTC#7
iv got the same thing on the top of my head....no idea what it is
post #8
08 October 2006, 09:15 UTC#8
"They just did an awful job on the cutting if you still can feel parts of his body attached to your head"

Yeah, it wouldnt surpise me.. the only hospital in my town is kinda.. kinda pathetic, I mean.. it looks good.. but doctors have no fucking idea..

Yeah, I see how that bald spot could remind you of your brother.. sorry to hear about that..

Yeah, lucky my parents chose me aye.. the brother could have turned out to be a lawyer or brain surgeon or somthing stupid like that..

"iv got the same thing on the top of my head....no idea what it is"

EVIL-WEBBY.. you know how you got it, or how long you had it for??

I dunno what it is, I just found it an like.. fuck, that wasnt there before was it.. ahwell, nothing to worry about she'll be right..
post #9
08 October 2006, 09:18 UTC#9
LOL.
post #10
08 October 2006, 09:19 UTC#10
QUOTE(The-Alf @ Oct 8 2006, 07:22 PM) [snapback]389522[/snapback]

Yeah, im bored and wanna ramble on wit some bullshit..
But yeah, just scratching my head about 3 days ago..
I felt this lump on the back of my head.. and its still there..
Hasnt changed, its still the same size.. haha..

I dunno what the fuck it is..


I had one as well, got it checked out. Got told heads are lumpy by nature. Everyones bones and skull is shaped differently and its normal to have a few lumps and weird humps around.

post #11
08 October 2006, 09:26 UTC#11
Hahaha, Thanks Elliot, appreciate that..

But I dunno.. I ahve heard moans from the basement crying for food and water.. I dunno, I might check the basment out.. the story about a retarded brother could be true.. might check it out..

Pickledeggs videos are fucking awesome by the way..
post #12
08 October 2006, 09:27 UTC#12
it turned up about 3 years ago, no idea how, my geuss was I chipped the top of my skull and it moved abit under the skin...my only geuss but I think I would remember hitting my head...unless it was reallllly hard.
post #13
08 October 2006, 09:31 UTC#13
Yeah, webby thats pretty crazy..

I cant remember if I was hit either, I doubht it tho..
what ever it is, its cool I guess, aint causing me no pain..
post #14
08 October 2006, 10:16 UTC#14
I've got a bump on the top of my head last night I ran and jumped head first into thi sign which was rather painfull seeing as I have a really soft cranium. . . but nevermind I'll get over it with my hardcore ways.
post #15
08 October 2006, 10:21 UTC#15
Hahaha, good work steve.. atleast you know how you got yours..
keep it hardcore mate..
post #16
08 October 2006, 10:30 UTC#16
Cancer.
post #17
08 October 2006, 10:33 UTC#17
Your cock.
post #18
08 October 2006, 10:43 UTC#18
Cancer... maybe..

My dick.. what the fuck are you smoking?

I aint worried about it being cancer.. if it was cancer..
wouldnt I be vomiting, having seisures/ fits, headaches..
all that kinda shit..

I dunno, I aint a doctor..
post #19
08 October 2006, 11:09 UTC#19
Everyone has a lump on the back of their head. Fucking deal with it.
post #20
08 October 2006, 11:11 UTC#20
"Everyone has a lump on the back of their head. Fucking deal with it"


Dude....does it sound like im having a fucking winge about it..
I was just wonderin if anyone else has the same shit..
post #21
08 October 2006, 11:14 UTC#21
Haha I'm kidding man lighten up.
post #22
08 October 2006, 11:18 UTC#22
Its probably bad circulation. It leaves like big tissuey lumps.

Massage your scalp. :wink: Or get j0nes to do it for you.
post #23
08 October 2006, 11:22 UTC#23
Aiight, sorry bout that corus.. I thought you were dissin me.. were cool man, dun worry about it..

Hahaha, thanks for the advise circa..
post #24
08 October 2006, 16:43 UTC#24
Lol at Joe telling it like it is. :D
post #25
08 October 2006, 19:11 UTC#25
you're just growing a fourth tesicle. nothing to worry about.
post #26
08 October 2006, 20:02 UTC#26
Alf your to fucking nice for a hgf noob, your all agreeing with everything and laugh laugh. and you know what I don't like it one bit.... Ban him, don't ask questions just do it... I'm telling you this guy is probably a cop, and not one of those nice dgodlewiski cops either. This guy is watching, scheaming and watching and reading. People are gonna get hurt or worse put in jail if this guy isn't banned. Matt your time has come.
post #27
08 October 2006, 20:36 UTC#27
QUOTE(Nuggeto @ Oct 8 2006, 10:02 PM) [snapback]389676[/snapback]

Alf your to fucking nice for a hgf noob, your all agreeing with everything and laugh laugh. and you know what I don't like it one bit.... Ban him, don't ask questions just do it... I'm telling you this guy is probably a cop, and not one of those nice dgodlewiski cops either. This guy is watching, scheaming and watching and reading. People are gonna get hurt or worse put in jail if this guy isn't banned. Matt your time has come.

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post #28
08 October 2006, 20:44 UTC#28
QUOTE(Nuggeto @ Oct 8 2006, 10:02 PM) [snapback]389676[/snapback]

Alf your to fucking nice for a hgf noob, your all agreeing with everything and laugh laugh. and you know what I don't like it one bit.... Ban him, don't ask questions just do it... I'm telling you this guy is probably a cop, and not one of those nice dgodlewiski cops either. This guy is watching, scheaming and watching and reading. People are gonna get hurt or worse put in jail if this guy isn't banned. Matt your time has come.

Oh shit, he wrote "watching" twice.

Proper fucking suspicious, like.
post #29
08 October 2006, 22:23 UTC#29
QUOTE(The-Alf @ Oct 8 2006, 12:43 PM) [snapback]389554[/snapback]

Cancer... maybe..

My dick.. what the fuck are you smoking?

I aint worried about it being cancer.. if it was cancer..
wouldnt I be vomiting, having seisures/ fits, headaches..
all that kinda shit..

I dunno, I aint a doctor..

naw I've had cancer twice I only found out when I fell over and ruptured the tumor. cause some nasty internal bleeding although cancer in your head would probably give you some nasty headaches, maybe even hallucinations. I wouldn't know as mine wasn't that far up.
post #30
08 October 2006, 22:39 UTC#30
Listen to nuggeto. He answers every single post people make in his threads.. but when he mentioned about he being a cop.. he didnt answered.

if hes not a cop, hes a mormon.