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post #1
03 October 2006, 22:21 UTC#1
link: http://news.yahoo.com/__324324?s=^DJI

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Teenage Suicide; Cryptic Signature Leave Authorities Guessing.
Miami, FL.
Trent Boozle.

A suicide note left by a troubled South Florida teen has sparked a extensive investigation into the meaning or identity of "kthxbai".

The parents of the teen have expressed nothing but puzzlement at the bizarre signature supposedly left by their son of seventeen years. "[our son] was always a good kid." The boys mother said during an interview, "though he did spend all of his time sitting at his computer".

The case, which was originally concluded to be an obvious suicide, has recently been re-opened after the parents demanded a more in-depth investigation considering the seemingly random group of letters the teen used to sign his final farewell.

"At first we thought it was some kind of 'word jumble' our boy left us in his final farewell", said the boys father, "We spent two weeks trying to figure it out, but it led us no where."

Extensive Investigation

The Miami Police Dept. have enlisted the assistance of their computer crimes task force to find out if there is more to this situation than a standard suicide.

"This is one of the harder tasks that we've dealt with here, simply because the only person who knows
what these letters, [kthxbai], mean has taken this knowledge to the grave", states Felicia Reven, lead detective of the Computer Crimes Task Force in Miami.

Currently, the Miami P.D. has five Detectives from the Computer Crime Task Force utilizing the majority of their high-tech machines to track down and decipher the 'code', and they estimate that it could take up to six weeks before they see any results.

For now, authorities are asking that anyone with any knowledge about the meaning or identity of "kthxbai" to please come forward. Any information on the case can be direct to the Miami Police Dept. Computer Crimes Unit by clicking Here.


geez man...
post #2
03 October 2006, 22:24 UTC#2
HAHAHAHAHAHA, what a way to leave..... and there turning this into some sort of big investigation? haha.

Great find.
post #3
03 October 2006, 22:27 UTC#3
QUOTE(BaZ_LnN @ Oct 3 2006, 07:24 PM) [snapback]388552[/snapback]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, what a way to leave..... and there turning this into some sort of big investigation? haha.

Great find.


I'd totally sign my suicide note with kthxbai. hahaha.
post #4
03 October 2006, 23:50 UTC#4
hahaha a classic.
post #6
04 October 2006, 03:14 UTC#6
No way thats real.
post #7
04 October 2006, 04:54 UTC#7
QUOTE(FV Tyler @ Oct 4 2006, 04:14 AM) [snapback]388609[/snapback]

No way thats real.


No shit, boner wrote it, lol; either that or he posted it from somewhere else. The yahoo news link is dead and the other link goes to the bi website, I'm surprised no one else has noticed yet

If you did write it boner, nice one man. You had a few people going at least :laugh:
post #8
04 October 2006, 06:02 UTC#8
Hah^

I never clicked that link, now I dont believe it at all, haha.
post #9
04 October 2006, 12:43 UTC#9
Wouldn't be the first time for the BI guys to make a story like this :)
post #10
04 October 2006, 13:16 UTC#10
hahaha, ok you guys got me. I made it all up when I was bored at work. It has fooled alot of people though!

I mainly wrote it to spred around on myspace. This kinda shit brings in alot of traffic when you have 20k friends reading it!
post #11
04 October 2006, 15:46 UTC#11
Boners fake articles are always good reads. Amazing how you guys always fall for them. :p
post #12
04 October 2006, 15:55 UTC#12
That was some good shit right there. I thought the parents were just total n00bs.

Good work Boner.
post #13
04 October 2006, 17:18 UTC#13
Hahah boners random articles are great, specially the emo one you wrote.
post #14
04 October 2006, 19:47 UTC#14
lmfao
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"At first we thought it was some kind of 'word jumble' our boy left us in his final farewell", said the boys father, "We spent two weeks trying to figure it out, but it led us no where."

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Currently, the Miami P.D. has five Detectives from the Computer Crime Task Force utilizing the majority of their high-tech machines to track down and decipher the 'code', and they estimate that it could take up to six weeks before they see any results.
post #15
04 October 2006, 20:45 UTC#15
thanks ya'll. I love writing shit like this, but coming up with convincing, yet redicules topics is hard for me!
post #16
04 October 2006, 20:50 UTC#16
QUOTE(Joe. @ Oct 4 2006, 06:18 PM) [snapback]388738[/snapback]

Hahah boners random articles are great, specially the emo one you wrote.


haha. the emo one was awesome. :biggrin:
post #17
04 October 2006, 21:43 UTC#17
kthnxbai
*shoots himself, then relizes he has no gun*
fuck, oh well try again next week
post #18
04 October 2006, 21:46 UTC#18
Yeah, I thought it was kind of suspicious when the link you left us was mysteriously unable to be found on Yahoo. And there were some errors throughout that sort of gave it away. Still good though, I found myself trying to re-arrange the letters and shit to find out who the killer was!