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01 October 2006, 05:05 UTC#1
TEN WAYS TO BE THE FUNNY GUY AT WORK
10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath
even if they don't, and then punch them in the
face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives
you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you were just kidding
and tell them that they are all a bunch of fucking queers.
8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the
meeting, put one finger in the air and make a noise like you are
hocking up a loogie. Then spit the custard into a glass and
hand in to the person next to you and say, Beat that.
7. Inform a male co-worker that he wouldn't make a good hooker. Then
piss in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good ass fucking
6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one
hand down your pants.
5. Answer every question asked to you with fucked if I know then
call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to their
actual race
4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with
your nuts. Get them all sweaty, and then walk around shaking
everyone's hands
3. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and
sees it, tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to
pick it up, and realize that their hand is
covered in shit, laugh and point at them and call them a fucking
asshole
2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and
Yell, It won't stop! Help me! Then when it stops, look down and say
Oh.
1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it into the bathroom and stick
it in your ass. Take it back to the person you borrowed from and ask
them to smell it. When they tell you that it smells bad, tell them
It should. I had it in my ass.
10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath
even if they don't, and then punch them in the
face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives
you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you were just kidding
and tell them that they are all a bunch of fucking queers.
8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the
meeting, put one finger in the air and make a noise like you are
hocking up a loogie. Then spit the custard into a glass and
hand in to the person next to you and say, Beat that.
7. Inform a male co-worker that he wouldn't make a good hooker. Then
piss in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good ass fucking
6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one
hand down your pants.
5. Answer every question asked to you with fucked if I know then
call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to their
actual race
4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with
your nuts. Get them all sweaty, and then walk around shaking
everyone's hands
3. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and
sees it, tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to
pick it up, and realize that their hand is
covered in shit, laugh and point at them and call them a fucking
asshole
2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and
Yell, It won't stop! Help me! Then when it stops, look down and say
Oh.
1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it into the bathroom and stick
it in your ass. Take it back to the person you borrowed from and ask
them to smell it. When they tell you that it smells bad, tell them
It should. I had it in my ass.
