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Proud To Be British

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post #1
06 September 2006, 18:09 UTC#1
my sister sent this to me earlier today, I think it is a bit old but funny

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a
Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all?

Suspicion of anything foreign.

Oh and......

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION.

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of
control Scalextric cars.

And finally.........

In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.

I am proud to be British!!!

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post #2
06 September 2006, 18:17 UTC#2
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

post #3
06 September 2006, 18:18 UTC#3
Hah, the first few sentences are true as hell.

Although I don't eat foreign food, but yeah, thats an ace writeup, hah.
post #5
06 September 2006, 18:36 UTC#5
Read this before in some stupid chain email, but it's pretty true/funny.

BritishTillDeath.

BTD =]
post #6
06 September 2006, 18:37 UTC#6
QUOTE(BornToDie @ Sep 6 2006, 08:36 PM) [snapback]380569[/snapback]

Read this before in some stupid chain email, but it's pretty true/funny.

BritishTillDeath.

BTD =]


Oooo I see wht u did...noice!!!

Im proud to be british, even though theres some fucked up bollocks in this country, I love it.
post #7
06 September 2006, 18:45 UTC#7
I kind of am proud, I just hate the fucking chavs and just all the fuck ups in general.
post #8
06 September 2006, 18:48 UTC#8
I'm not patriotic in the slightest, but I guess I wouldn't have it any other way.
post #9
06 September 2006, 18:49 UTC#9
QUOTE(Skipper @ Sep 6 2006, 08:37 PM) [snapback]380570[/snapback]


Im proud to be british, even though theres some fucked up bollocks in this country, I love it.



the country as a whole is wonderful, theres a hell of a lot of character, allthough as you say there is too much fucked up bollocks here
post #10
07 September 2006, 05:41 UTC#10
thats so true. its annoying though that were the only country that knows how to que. .
post #11
07 September 2006, 05:58 UTC#11
I love Britain, and I suppose them first three sentances are pretty much me as well.
post #12
07 September 2006, 11:31 UTC#12
QUOTE(mchl @ Sep 7 2006, 09:41 AM) [snapback]380665[/snapback]

thats so true. its annoying though that were the only country that knows how to que. .

LOL

We were confused by the odd queing while in Newquay&London.

eg. in KFC One loooong line for 4counters.. why not make it 4 lines?




Almost everybody loves their own country. Deep down. "Borta bra men hemma bäst." "Muu maa mustikka oma maa mansikka."
post #13
07 September 2006, 12:12 UTC#13
QUOTE(bazariah @ Sep 6 2006, 10:09 PM) [snapback]380555[/snapback]

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

How does that work?
post #14
07 September 2006, 14:12 UTC#14
QUOTE(cIRca @ Sep 6 2006, 08:45 PM) [snapback]380571[/snapback]

I kind of am proud, I just hate the fucking chavs and just all the fuck ups in general.



QUOTE(Mon-Oh No @ Sep 6 2006, 08:48 PM) [snapback]380572[/snapback]

I'm not patriotic in the slightest, but I guess I wouldn't have it any other way.

post #15
07 September 2006, 15:00 UTC#15
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

Do that all the time :D
post #16
07 September 2006, 16:46 UTC#16
QUOTE(j0nes @ Sep 7 2006, 01:31 PM) [snapback]380711[/snapback]

QUOTE(mchl @ Sep 7 2006, 09:41 AM) [snapback]380665[/snapback]

thats so true. its annoying though that were the only country that knows how to que. .

LOL

We were confused by the odd queing while in Newquay&London.

eg. in KFC One loooong line for 4counters.. why not make it 4 lines?




Almost everybody loves their own country. Deep down. "Borta bra men hemma bäst." "Muu maa mustikka oma maa mansikka."


a german person would simply walk to the front.
post #17
07 September 2006, 17:19 UTC#17
Heh lol yeah.. fucking germans :)


They make lunch sandwiches at the breakfast table @ a B&B

greedy NAZIS
post #18
07 September 2006, 17:31 UTC#18
haha.