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post #1
31 August 2006, 19:31 UTC#1
Where I live there is a shitload of foreigners and it's beggining to piss me off a lot, some of them don't even fucking speak English and it's in England. I aint racist, but there are so many shitty nationalities like Afghanis that I almost feel like punching the fuck out of them and ripping their turbans off everyday on the bus.

So I decided I can fuck with them when I get my cam (a month or so). My ideas include just being offensive and ripping off their turbans etc. I'll also do stuff like stick a camera in some Afghanis face and say "do you consider yourself a threat to this country?" and stick the cam in a Niggs face and go "broooomnigganigganigga" (Meant to represent a chainsaw).

So, what do you guys reckon? I'm not afraid of pulling some punches for the camera if things get nasty, after all they are begginning to get on my nerves.
post #2
31 August 2006, 19:33 UTC#2
I think you should do it. Although it is extremely disrespectful and I wouldn't do it unless I knew them personally and they seriously pissed me off.
post #3
31 August 2006, 19:33 UTC#3
today this chick asked if she could interview my friend for the school newspaper, asking about his tattoos and piercings...I said yeah, if you do 5 jumping jacks.



the chick's in a wheelchair...I thought it was hilarious.
post #4
31 August 2006, 19:35 UTC#4
This is going to be like the Amazing Racist.. but REAL.
post #5
31 August 2006, 19:37 UTC#5
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Aug 31 2006, 10:33 PM) [snapback]378396[/snapback]

I think you should do it. Although it is extremely disrespectful and I wouldn't do it unless I knew them personally and they seriously pissed me off.


Disrespectful I can deal with when they're not white or don't speak English.

QUOTE(yatesex @ Aug 31 2006, 10:33 PM) [snapback]378397[/snapback]

today this chick asked if she could interview my friend for the school newspaper, asking about his tattoos and piercings...I said yeah, if you do 5 jumping jacks.



the chick's in a wheelchair...I thought it was hilarious.




LMFAO, ace dude!
post #6
31 August 2006, 19:39 UTC#6
Hahah good one gman! :) Sounds pretty racist to me :D


But yeah I noticed when in London that there were a lot of foreigners. And they had most of the lowpaying jobs like KFC etc. it was weird... London didnt feel very english to me. tbh I wasnt very impressed by London.

The time before last time that I went to London was when I was a kid and back then it was very, very cool.
post #7
31 August 2006, 20:31 UTC#7
QUOTE(gman @ Aug 31 2006, 04:31 PM) [snapback]378395[/snapback]

Where I live there is a shitload of foreigners and it's beggining to piss me off a lot, some of them don't even fucking speak English and it's in England. I aint racist, but there are so many shitty nationalities like Afghanis that I almost feel like punching the fuck out of them and ripping their turbans off everyday on the bus.


Welcome to America!
post #8
31 August 2006, 21:46 UTC#8
QUOTE(gman @ Aug 31 2006, 10:31 PM) [snapback]378395[/snapback]
My ideas include just being offensive and ripping off their turbans etc


May not be such a good idea. Do that in a highly urbanised area, and you'll have a group of lads wanting to gut you. Furthermore, because our police force is pussywhipped in this country, not only will you be done for assault/harrassment, but it will be on a racist basis. I'd seriously think twice about it, dude.

As for the implication that they are terrorists....go for it! :happy:
post #9
31 August 2006, 21:51 UTC#9
And or go up to gay guys and ask to suck them off then not leave them alone for the whole night.
post #10
31 August 2006, 23:54 UTC#10
Run down Oxford Street with a fake bomb belt and shout 'DUKKA DUKKA MOHAMMED JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!'
post #11
31 August 2006, 23:54 UTC#11
QUOTE(neKa @ Sep 1 2006, 02:54 AM) [snapback]378545[/snapback]

Run down Oxford Street with a fake bomb belt and shout 'DUKKA DUKKA MOHAMMED JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!'


lmao.
post #12
01 September 2006, 00:02 UTC#12
QUOTE(yatesex @ Aug 31 2006, 09:33 PM) [snapback]378397[/snapback]

today this chick asked if she could interview my friend for the school newspaper, asking about his tattoos and piercings...I said yeah, if you do 5 jumping jacks.



the chick's in a wheelchair...I thought it was hilarious.



QUOTE(neKa @ Sep 1 2006, 01:54 AM) [snapback]378545[/snapback]

Run down Oxford Street with a fake bomb belt and shout 'DUKKA DUKKA MOHAMMED JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!'

LMFAO!
post #13
01 September 2006, 00:19 UTC#13
You'd be my hero if you filmed some stuff like that. We started doing it to the mexicans here. My friend who is also mexican fucking hates all mexicans and black people. Hes like a neo nazi mexican or something, its hilarious.
post #14
01 September 2006, 08:57 UTC#14
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Sep 1 2006, 01:54 AM) [snapback]378546[/snapback]

QUOTE(neKa @ Sep 1 2006, 02:54 AM) [snapback]378545[/snapback]

Run down Oxford Street with a fake bomb belt and shout 'DUKKA DUKKA MOHAMMED JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!'


lmao.

I tried to get Ben to do that all the tiem when we were in england: Stanstead airport, "ben you get five punds if you shout a gun" "Newquay airport, I´ll give you a tenner if you start running around and shouting jihad" "In london you get a pund for yelling bomb"

That I did, that I did through the whole trip. And nothign else.
post #15
01 September 2006, 09:06 UTC#15
You allso burnt bens sock, got punced by ben, almost got run over by a car and drank a hell of a lot of Gin, straight. Just to refresh your memory :D
post #16
01 September 2006, 09:10 UTC#16
Not to mention you kissing me alot.

Send me your footage plz. :)
post #17
01 September 2006, 09:29 UTC#17
Im going to go through it in the beginnign of next week, Ill take all the usable parts and burn it to dvd as dv avi file (or perhaps dvd quality mpeg2 if there is too much of it to get it in one disc in avi file)

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post #18
01 September 2006, 13:19 UTC#18
QUOTE(gman @ Aug 31 2006, 09:31 PM) [snapback]378395[/snapback]

Where I live there is a shitload of foreigners and it's beggining to piss me off a lot, some of them don't even fucking speak English and it's in England. I aint racist, but there are so many shitty nationalities like Afghanis that I almost feel like punching the fuck out of them and ripping their turbans off everyday on the bus.

So I decided I can fuck with them when I get my cam (a month or so). My ideas include just being offensive and ripping off their turbans etc. I'll also do stuff like stick a camera in some Afghanis face and say "do you consider yourself a threat to this country?" and stick the cam in a Niggs face and go "broooomnigganigganigga" (Meant to represent a chainsaw).

So, what do you guys reckon? I'm not afraid of pulling some punches for the camera if things get nasty, after all they are begginning to get on my nerves.

I know how you feel, I fucking hate foreigners. Everyone think im racist, it's just I hate the arragance people have when they think they can move to another country and not even try to learn our language or culture or try to blow us up.
post #19
01 September 2006, 13:19 UTC#19
I was a foreigner in Newquay Joe Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #20
01 September 2006, 13:25 UTC#20
Haha but you don't live here, I only mean the residents, and the Fins don't count, they're welcome all across the globe.
post #21
01 September 2006, 13:27 UTC#21
Yeah I think you should just do it. Go mad with it and you will get the best results. :)