Confidence With The Ladies

I know how ladies minds work, critical and analysing your every move thus making me nervous to approach them and ask a lady out.

How do you guys manage to play it out? Are you nervous when you approach a chick? I'm sick of this shit because I always cock up when I'm looking for a fuck by backing out or some shit.

Tell me the secret to playing it smooth.

I say nothing and hope they take pity on me for being a mute. worked once.

I don't know if there's a secret, but I'm never nervous around anyone unless I've done something wrong and I'm trying to cover it up, but they never notice

Anyways, I'd say just keep in your mind that you don't care if they like you or not, just be yourself and if they like it cool, if not, fuck that bitch.

That usually works Marc, but.. when it stops working youre fucked.

Quiet, they don't have any cuca's in cucaracas.

I get fucking plastered and then try to hold a conversation.

I just say, "hey you wanna fuckin bone?"

works sometimes, no joke. you gotta think; there is a bagillion chicks in the world, one turning you down don't mean shit!

Sorry.

we macked on chicks in TN by the way.

Exactly Yates.

Thing that gets me is that there is supposed to be less than 49% of men in the world, however when you go anywhere it's always a fucking cockfest.

Where are all the chicks?

haha good fucking question.

it's always a cockfest because all guys think alike. "man, I bet 5 dollars there are gonna be a thousand chicks there tonight." everyone has the same idea and they show up and it's a bunch of penises in tight shirts.

Tell them I play rugby for the England U19's...



Haha, nah just go over and start chatting, be confident and neg them every now and again...

They come to me.

What is there to worry about?! You are the greatest person on the fucking earth.

This goes for everyone. Fuck it' man. You're great.



hiding from men!

Gman, just relax and relize your the coolest fucker there and those chicks are totally into you and if they arn't they dumbasses who don't deserve your cock.

I thought you were gay anyways gman? I saw you wearin' make up. Don't deny that shit, you gay homo. hahahaha.

haha that worked on me



My ego could never take the blow of being rejected so I just go to the bar and flash money around and talk loudly in swedish about my non-existant yacht. Never works.

I dont know why I do it. I dont know when I started to do that. I used to just get drunk and get it on. But now.. nope. I just laugh at fatsos and ugly chicks and spend a lot of cash. Once in a while I pick fights with bouncers and midleaged men.

WTF?


Ben has the best tactic: He gets wasted -> walks on to the dance floor -> wobbles around there for a while -> gives a Tom Cruise smile... -> puts his hand in a random chicks backpocket and waits -> and waits.... -> does it over and over again -> till some girl cant resist his Jerry Macguire looks and start violently and vulgarly to make out with the benmeister. (And then Cooba gooding jr. comes in and trash talks-oscar wining performance I might add-)

Magical.


Then there is Filip. He doesnt do anything, its the chicks that pick him up. Its kinda unfair. He is so little and cute which allso leads to nobody being scared to come and make a move on him. Not even Roger Moore like old men. If he doesnt get any action by just standing there looking cute. He then procedes to writing notes "Meet me in the *insert place* at *insert time*" lol he actually does it.

Stunning.

I first make visual contact, if they respond.. I proceed. I just walk by, and say :

"Hey, youre Cristina rite?"
"No.. im sorry"
"Oh damn.. where do you study?"
"Bla bla"
"Do you know Michelle?"
"No.. "
"Damn.. well whatever, im daniel.. whats your name?"


thats all.. you can apply that to uni, workplaces.. everything, and it usually works. sometimes I just go and I introduce myself telling them that theres a friend thats too shy to meet them. works too.

maybe, this only works here.

Why does anyone need these cheap tricks and gimics to get chicks?

Things are different here. And im too young, but I usually just introduce myself. I can take rejection.

The 'im a fucking ledgend' attitude has worked for me for many years, but now I have converted to making it seem like im a really nice guy, and just wanna be friends type bloke, and that usually gets them into bed even quicker.

I guess I just got it. Gman your too black.

G you should them that you have this magical sanctuary in interner with hundreds of people worshipping you.

And be all "and thats not even a joke" becasue it isnt

I just play it cool, if they want you they will come to you. When we goto Bondi club usually if you just stand about and just have fun the girls come to you or give you the eye. But I see loads of lads try it on and get rejected.

Thanks for keeping me annonymous. [sp]

Fuck that, I like to keep my mind simple.

Shut the fuck up what do you know about women... pffft

Stop trying. It works wonders.

Ask Kuffi...he knows his shit.

True

I sometimes get my wang out, the ladies flock to (mock) it...

I tell them I'm a moderator on HomegrownForums.com. Bang.