post #1
31 August 2006, 18:49 UTC#1
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post #2
31 August 2006, 18:50 UTC#2
That is quite gay
post #3
31 August 2006, 18:52 UTC#3
QUOTE(Dan Avery @ Aug 31 2006, 09:50 PM) [snapback]378347[/snapback]
That is quite gay
Arn't we all Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #4
31 August 2006, 20:48 UTC#4
here are the questions with my own answers based on my life
1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?
what's the problem in that I wonder? maybe their son liked to look at different numbers
2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
when I was using my rents pc they were allways finding software they'd never heard off before, some of these people are just retarded
3. Has your child asked for new hardware?
I play a lot of games and I allways asked my family for new hardware, then when I started making moolah I bought my own
4. Does your child read hacking manuals?
I allways used to, and one of my fave movies was hackers
5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?
they say on that site 30 mins, how many kids realy only use the pc for 30 mins, my 10 year old cousin surfs porno sites for at least 4 hours a day
6. Does your son use Quake?
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?
I was allways an argumentative bastard when I was a kid, and I was surly socially as I used to get beaten up a lot
8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
how the fuck can anyone be obbsessed with an operating system?
9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?
one of my "hacker" friends was 6ft 5 in, weighed nearly 300 pounds and had hair down to his bum, wore loads of black, in the guid they say they were colourfull clothes, if that was the case then everybod in the 60's was a hacker
10. Is your son struggling academically?
I allways did struggle, but that was only cos I called my head of year a cunt and he dropped me from most subjects
and agreed it is pretty gay
1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?
what's the problem in that I wonder? maybe their son liked to look at different numbers
2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
when I was using my rents pc they were allways finding software they'd never heard off before, some of these people are just retarded
3. Has your child asked for new hardware?
I play a lot of games and I allways asked my family for new hardware, then when I started making moolah I bought my own
4. Does your child read hacking manuals?
I allways used to, and one of my fave movies was hackers
5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?
they say on that site 30 mins, how many kids realy only use the pc for 30 mins, my 10 year old cousin surfs porno sites for at least 4 hours a day
6. Does your son use Quake?
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?
I was allways an argumentative bastard when I was a kid, and I was surly socially as I used to get beaten up a lot
8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
how the fuck can anyone be obbsessed with an operating system?
9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?
one of my "hacker" friends was 6ft 5 in, weighed nearly 300 pounds and had hair down to his bum, wore loads of black, in the guid they say they were colourfull clothes, if that was the case then everybod in the 60's was a hacker
10. Is your son struggling academically?
I allways did struggle, but that was only cos I called my head of year a cunt and he dropped me from most subjects
and agreed it is pretty gay
post #5
31 August 2006, 21:20 UTC#5
its old, its a gret article if only for the fact that thousands upon thousands of people were taken in by it; if you didn't notice: it's a total piss-take. 
I loved it when I first saw it. and trawling through the comments makes me laugh hard every time =]
I loved it when I first saw it. and trawling through the comments makes me laugh hard every time =]post #6
31 August 2006, 21:23 UTC#6
OMG THEY HAVE INVENTED VIRTUAL REALITY; THATS SOEM HXC NASA STUFF
"Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers."
Hahah, no shit sherlock.
"Also, the reduction in exercise may cause him to lose muscle mass, and even to start gaining weight."
Argh, I have to lock up my stereos from now on Image file not present in the recovered backup
"They (Linux) may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program."
I so hope that tehre really is a mromon father who wrote it. I cant live in world where wouldnt be mormon fatehrs just like that.
"Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers."
Hahah, no shit sherlock.
"Also, the reduction in exercise may cause him to lose muscle mass, and even to start gaining weight."
Argh, I have to lock up my stereos from now on Image file not present in the recovered backup
"They (Linux) may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program."
I so hope that tehre really is a mromon father who wrote it. I cant live in world where wouldnt be mormon fatehrs just like that.
post #7
31 August 2006, 21:25 UTC#7
hahaha, I can totaly see how people could get taken in by that Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #8
01 September 2006, 08:28 UTC#8
QUOTE
invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.
BAHAHAHH
at this point the cramps kicked in..Linus Torvalds is a Finnswede
Almost related to me as we are all very inbred here in FInland.