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Close Call - Almost Destrayed

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post #1
30 August 2006, 01:35 UTC#1
I was out for a walk when some ugly black homeless whore asked me for money. I told her no and signaled for her to shoo away. She said I deserved to be spit on and started talking shit so I unloaded my verbal abuse upon her.

Then another sack of shit comes up on me. The guy was psycho. He talked a grip of shit and jumped at me. I was prepared to take him down but the streets were much to crowded. Getting away clean would be too hard.

So I followed him instead for a good 5 minutes until he wandered into a parking lot near an alley. I found him sitting. I got abit too close and he lunged at me. I didnt have mace in hand so I took it out but he backed off - not because he saw the mace but because he was only trying to scare me and then he realized I wasnt backing down.

2 employees in the parking lot saw what was going on so I decided to move this operation into the alley where I could mace the homeless man and kick him in the face while he's down. I tried to lure the homeless man into the alley but he wasnt taking the bait.

At that point the 2 dudes in the parking lot were paying more attention that I liked so I decided to move on and catch him another day.

Uploading video now.

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HERE IS THE VIDEO

http://efukt.com/Destray/nexttimeyoudie.wmv

When he lunges at me it gets all shakey and you cant see whats going on because Im trying to get the mace out of my pocket.
post #2
30 August 2006, 01:36 UTC#2
sounds good, waiting
post #3
30 August 2006, 01:37 UTC#3
Haha I wish the bums here were intresting.
post #4
30 August 2006, 01:40 UTC#4
Okay its uploaded.

Its really short...this whole thing happened really quick.


On another note...the bum who threatened to kill me last month is outside my window threatening people sitting down outside the cafe. Argh...
post #5
30 August 2006, 01:46 UTC#5
hahaha what a faggot, I tought that we that screams he was going to scare you..

I cant stop laughing with that arghhhs
post #6
30 August 2006, 01:46 UTC#6
fuck I'm glad I don't live around that shit. wwoooo haaaa!
post #7
30 August 2006, 01:48 UTC#7
Haha, fucking monster... RARRR.

Must be sucky where you live, your like a Bum magnet.
Havn't people complained about that Bum who keeps pestering..... err I mean threatening people?

Edit; do you carry your cam everywhere you go, just incase? or where you out filming??
post #8
30 August 2006, 01:58 UTC#8
QUOTE(BaZ_LnN @ Aug 30 2006, 02:48 AM) [snapback]377534[/snapback]

Haha, fucking monster... RARRR.

Must be sucky where you live, your like a Bum magnet.
Havn't people complained about that Bum who keeps pestering..... err I mean threatening people?

Edit; do you carry your cam everywhere you go, just incase? or where you out filming??


I carry my cam at all times.

And no people dont complain. The liberal faggots who live here are all advocates for the homeless. If police were to actually start doing their job and lock people like this up everyone would have a protest in support of the homeless.

I am a 1 man army against these pieces of shit. Well, not for long. Renforcements from HGF are on the way :biggrin:
post #9
30 August 2006, 02:01 UTC#9
You're luck, cause the renforcements.

Here the bums are getting worse and worse, in LA they are like.. old, here they have like 21 and they all always on crack. some of them are friends of mine cause I give them food.


the old ones here the only things they do is talk about organ traffic and sing.

post #10
30 August 2006, 02:10 UTC#10
You need to learn how to have fun with your homeless people.
post #11
30 August 2006, 02:15 UTC#11
Hahahahahah he thought he was a dinosaur.
post #12
30 August 2006, 02:17 UTC#12
haha his screams were hilarious.

you need a mic dude. let me know if you want the link to the one I got.
post #13
30 August 2006, 02:44 UTC#13
QUOTE(yatesex @ Aug 30 2006, 03:17 AM) [snapback]377556[/snapback]

haha his screams were hilarious.

you need a mic dude. let me know if you want the link to the one I got.


yeah I know dude...dvc30 has such shitty audio. Im getting a vx2100. DVC30 will be for night stuff and guerilla filming...VX2100 will be for porn and everything else.
post #14
30 August 2006, 02:46 UTC#14
gorilla filming? im suck a noob, whats that?
post #15
30 August 2006, 02:48 UTC#15
guer·ril·la or gue·ril·la (g-rl) Pronunciation Key Audio pronunciation of "guerilla" [P]
n.

A member of an irregular, usually indigenous military or paramilitary unit operating in small bands in occupied territory to harass and undermine the enemy, as by surprise raids.

film‧ing  /ˈfɪlmɪŋ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fil-ming] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
the act or period of photographing, esp. of a motion picture.
post #16
30 August 2006, 02:50 UTC#16
he said gorilla. if he said guerrilla I wouldnt ask for it.

thanks anyways.
post #17
30 August 2006, 03:20 UTC#17
QUOTE(mako @ Aug 30 2006, 03:50 AM) [snapback]377574[/snapback]

he said gorilla. if he said guerrilla I wouldnt ask for it.

thanks anyways.


hahaa my bad
post #18
30 August 2006, 03:43 UTC#18
that made me laugh so fucking much that guy was a crazy muhhfukka.
shouldnt have booted him in the face thats cowardly lol but wouldnt have fuckin whacked him one lol.

spose a crazy bum could do anything to u
post #20
30 August 2006, 04:15 UTC#20
QUOTE(Dan Avery @ Aug 30 2006, 04:43 AM) [snapback]377586[/snapback]

that made me laugh so fucking much that guy was a crazy muhhfukka.
shouldnt have booted him in the face thats cowardly lol but wouldnt have fuckin whacked him one lol.

spose a crazy bum could do anything to u


Yeah I forgot to mention that as I was walking up on him I heard him say the word 'knife' in his rambling. Tha I'm sure of. Whether he had a knife or not I have no idea. But I do know that he most likely had Hep C which he could probally give to me if he was to use his chompers on me :ohmy:

Glad you liked it though! :biggrin:


QUOTE(Mr Safety Professional Idiot @ Aug 30 2006, 04:55 AM) [snapback]377588[/snapback]

What city is that in Weak?


Los Angeles
post #21
30 August 2006, 04:33 UTC#21
I would love to kick that guy in the face.
post #22
30 August 2006, 12:46 UTC#22
weak how comes you never buy a fisheye? it'd make unsteady shots so much eazier to see once you have the footage back, I mean sure no fisheye for interviews and other shots where you can control the camera eazy, but for unpredictible street ruckus the camera is always moving pretty fast and with a fisheye you'l be able to get it all in.

iv always wonderd this about the old weak sister vids like the car stuff.
post #23
30 August 2006, 13:33 UTC#23
Scary muthafucka. And yeah, I agree with Webb. A lense would do magic
post #24
30 August 2006, 13:47 UTC#24
I just never get any of your efukt videos to work.. haha and I cant be arsed to make them work.. ill get this to work one day... ill hit you back then
post #25
30 August 2006, 18:47 UTC#25
QUOTE(EVIL-WEBBY @ Aug 30 2006, 01:46 PM) [snapback]377693[/snapback]

weak how comes you never buy a fisheye? it'd make unsteady shots so much eazier to see once you have the footage back, I mean sure no fisheye for interviews and other shots where you can control the camera eazy, but for unpredictible street ruckus the camera is always moving pretty fast and with a fisheye you'l be able to get it all in.

iv always wonderd this about the old weak sister vids like the car stuff.


Yeah you're right. I dunno why I hanet got one yet. I just dont know which ones are good and not....I heard the good ones are around $700. Do you know of any good ones for more like $400?

QUOTE(j0nes @ Aug 30 2006, 02:47 PM) [snapback]377722[/snapback]

I just never get any of your efukt videos to work.. haha and I cant be arsed to make them work.. ill get this to work one day... ill hit you back then


Thats weird cause this is a direct link to the video. Doesnt WMP pop up for you? Can you even save it to your computer? I'm almost positive the problem is on your end...just not sure what.
post #26
30 August 2006, 18:56 UTC#26
He has somekind of security filter that probably prevents him from seing filth you serve :biggrin:
post #27
30 August 2006, 19:00 UTC#27
I did a shitload of searchin for a lens for the DVC30.

the BEST lens for it (having to do wit skating), isn't made anymore. it is a Nikon FC-E9, best bet is ebay with that.

I just got a raynox mx3000, it's shat on by skate filmers because it isn't crazy extra wide like a death lens or anything, but it really does the job for me.

here's a pic with the baby death (circa 300$)
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here is the Nikon, http://www.pricegrabber.com/search_getprod...8/search=fc-e9/

for me, I honestly think the shit has way too muvh vig...I can't find the video, but you have to zoom past a full circle of vig.

the mx3000 has no vig, just gets more in the shot and little curve on the edges.


uh, Im actually kind confusing myself here, so let me know if you need anything specific...
post #28
30 August 2006, 19:03 UTC#28
Almost good footage, however your clips are always too short. You need to fuck with people more, I'll be fucking with random foreigners here when I get my cam.
post #29
30 August 2006, 20:44 UTC#29
I love how you always call people faggots lol.
post #30
30 August 2006, 20:52 UTC#30
QUOTE(gman @ Aug 30 2006, 08:03 PM) [snapback]377860[/snapback]

Almost good footage, however your clips are always too short. You need to fuck with people more, I'll be fucking with random foreigners here when I get my cam.


Yeah I wanted to fuck with him more but not in the open...cause I didnt want to have to use the mace in front of those people in the parking lot. So I tried to get him to follow me into the alley but he wasnt taking the bait Image file not present in the recovered backup

QUOTE(.matt @ Aug 30 2006, 09:44 PM) [snapback]377916[/snapback]

I love how you always call people faggots lol.


hahahahahahaha Image file not present in the recovered backup