Alone With A Girl....

Does everyone turn into a big faggot when they're alone with thier "significant other"?

I'm thinkin' the other day, and I just couldn't picture my homies in b.I. being even close to as gay as I can get when it's just me and my girl. I mean, I'll do the most retarded humiliating shit to make her laugh. Things that if they were video taped and put on the net, I would probably get a show on MTV.

But then it hit me that my homies probably see me the same way! They probably can't imagine badass "Boner Jones" being a gay bubbly bitch at home with his woman. Sadly, there's no REAL way to confirm my theory without some hightech survailence equipment, so I'll just settle for asking you assholes and hope that you all are cool enough to tell the truth.

If what I'm asking isn't clear enough, ask me what you're unsure about. I just wanna know...Is everyone like this?

Woman do that to us homie, they soften our tough leathery man hearts.

It's okay to be a bubbly bitch

I just dont know what you mean by 'big faggot'.

I imagine you acting the same way you do on here when youre alone with her...just really sarcastic. Either that or I see you as the way Brodie acts toward his girlfriend in the movie Mallrats Image file not present in the recovered backup

hell yeah. I'm not complaining or anything. Just wondering if this is common to everyone!



I'm basically refering to when I let her strap on "Rambone" and give it to me good.









no, I'm not.

You know man. You just get all cutsey and shit. Calling eachother lame cute names, rubbing soapy asses together in the shower and laughing your genitals off. I dunno.... fuck this is harder to explain than I thought.

Yes, it happens to me too.

basically just acting a way that you'd never even remotely act with your friends around. I guess? lol.

Yeah, but it gets akward if both friends and your girlfriend are around.

Yeah, we get pretty stupid.

My girlfriend started filming me that way for a while and ended up posting it on the net and believe it or not, it got good responses, so try it. It's humiliating, yes, but in the end... making people laugh is totally worth it.

hahah, if you have a girlfriend that doesn't understand that you can't act exactly that way with her around other people..........well, you're probably around 15. hahaha! Teenage chicks thing public affection is awesome, and that makes me want to beat their faces into the concrete.

No, it's more like my friends are assholes to her and she gets pissed if I laugh and don't say "hey knock it off".

sometimes I get gay and etc. but not most of the time. Im usually just joking around and stuff.

That's fucked up man. Your friends should have a little more respect for you than that! It's not just insulting to your girlfriend, but it puts you in an ackward position too!

Oooooh man. Thanks, I just made a big laughing explosion in the office.

ya she can be crazy

Not you man, Italy, George, etc.

HEY A FORUM IS ONE THING!!!! ARRRRRGGGHHH!

I'm not walking over to your dept. for a month!

Dude!!! I didn't say what I was laughing at you big dildo! And by big dildo, I mean you have a big dick.

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss........

HAHAHA

I give my friends girlfriends shit all the time, if they don't hate me after the first time meeting me then I feel a little dead inside.

It's funny cause they get laugh but get pissed at the same time and end up not getting any.

if only I a friend like you in high school FMS.








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Yeah dude it's all good, my friends hate it when I do that as well. But when you think about it I'm the perfect wingman.

I got Cody his latest girlfriend, and get my friends women and poon all the fucking time. I make them look so good in comparison.

I think that might be why you're such an angry lad FMS. You need some lovin'.

yeah, he did the same thing with me, I mean I don't want to piss off my girlfriend by laughing but Al just says some funny shit...

Someone needs to pop his cherry!

you do that too. I thought it was just me an' my girl.

Haha, we should start a club!

I'm pretty much always a faggot so I don't need to turn into one when I'm around my girlfriend. What?

it does feel pretty incredible, huh? hahha.

I used to to it all the time. When I'm around my friends, I do the stupidest/most embarrassing shit (even when she was around) but when we were alone, love was all there was.

As for public affection: I hate when I see people walking down the streets groping each other. I used to do it just to get back at them and to let people know that we were together.

In short, it whappens to all.

Hahaha, we need amandork to psot some footy