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40 Days Without Masturbation

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post #1
29 August 2006, 02:47 UTC#1
Yes, im going to try to live 40 days without touching my dick. Its going to be hard, I tried once and I failed 3 times.

Who is with me? Keep updated about our quest. And dont make jokes about sucking my own dick.. this is serious. Image file not present in the recovered backup







WHO IS IN?
post #2
29 August 2006, 02:50 UTC#2
LOL

Why 40 days? Why not like....10?
post #3
29 August 2006, 02:51 UTC#3
you tried once and you failed 3 times?
post #4
29 August 2006, 02:52 UTC#4
I mean, I failed one.. and I tried again the next day.. and failed.. and tried.. and failed.

40 days? cause the movie.. cause jesus was 40 days at the desert fighting against tempations.. who knows
post #5
29 August 2006, 02:55 UTC#5
I swore to never masterbate again with my right hand till I could perfect it with my left hand, gave up after two days.
post #6
29 August 2006, 02:55 UTC#6
You used to be fair funny Mako...... what happened?? :(

But I don't see the point.... what would be accomplish? haha.
post #7
29 August 2006, 03:09 UTC#7
Im not trying to be funny, this is a quest. A quest that its not for everybody, just the ones with courage and a brave heart.



It ofically started. No more wanking for 40 days.
post #8
29 August 2006, 03:19 UTC#8
I tried.... failed in 30 minutes
post #9
29 August 2006, 03:33 UTC#9
My friend did thiS. He turned all weird, when he got into bed he would shake all over, and he got really irritable. After 30 odd days, he woke up wacking off.
post #10
29 August 2006, 03:33 UTC#10
im in

I can do this

starting now since it's tuesday right now and I havent messed for awhile now

I'll keep updates on condition
post #11
29 August 2006, 03:35 UTC#11
Nice to have you in. And yes, getting irritable its one of the symptoms. its terrible. u.u
post #12
29 August 2006, 03:38 UTC#12
im not even gonna touch it to itch, even if I have to shake like a hoola girl.. im going to bed now and not thinking about it...ttyl guys
post #13
29 August 2006, 03:43 UTC#13
I could do it. You never really feel like jerking off when you have a girlfriend.. at least for me.
post #14
29 August 2006, 06:21 UTC#14
QUOTE(mako @ Aug 29 2006, 06:35 AM) [snapback]377146[/snapback]

Nice to have you in. And yes, getting irritable its one of the symptoms. its terrible. u.u


And no sex, etheir? Don't you have a girlfriend?

If you have failed already 3 times, that almost guarantees you will fail again. Besides, you will pollute your bed between day 7-21 for sure (wet dream). If you can go that far.

My record was like 2 weeks. After like 1 week, you won't have a constant boner any more. In fact, you will feel like you are can go as far as you want like that. Only your mood will be bad. Then you will worry that you don't have boners any more, and you don't want sex and masturbation, and that something went wrong with you, and that motivates you to wank, to see if you still can do it.

Anyways, good luck.
post #15
29 August 2006, 07:27 UTC#15
Yeah what if you have a gf? What then?!
post #16
29 August 2006, 08:33 UTC#16
Then it doesn't count?

This thread is the result of watching 40 days and 40 nights I take it?

And I agree with whoever said about not wanting to wank as much if you've got someone else to do it for you.
post #17
29 August 2006, 08:41 UTC#17
To be honest though.. all thats going to happen is relapse into a schedule of more wanking. After 39 days all of you will be saying "YEAH!! 1 more day guys! I can't wait.".

Thats fucking gay. lol.
post #18
29 August 2006, 09:35 UTC#18
Good luck with it all, but there are medical side effects. Masturbation helps prevent testicular cancer you know.

I pride myself on keeping my balls as cancer free as possible.
post #19
29 August 2006, 09:43 UTC#19
I can do your share of mastubaring over the next 4 weeks

edit: that came out a little weird..
post #20
29 August 2006, 10:09 UTC#20
Now that school started I can't jack off, I don't have enough time
post #21
29 August 2006, 10:42 UTC#21
mako I sent the Good Riddance songs, check your email
post #22
29 August 2006, 11:10 UTC#22
I think liam tried this once, failed miserably though. Can't image why you would want to, try not shitting for 40 days and 40 nights, that will have much more amusing consequences.
post #24
29 August 2006, 13:04 UTC#24
mako.... I bet you ten dollars you'll fail.

Seriously.
post #25
29 August 2006, 13:14 UTC#25
QUOTE(Joe. @ Aug 29 2006, 01:10 PM) [snapback]377189[/snapback]

I think liam tried this once, failed miserably though.

No, liam did pretty good actually, he kept it up for a couple weeks. Then bust a huge load while he was on holiday with me.


All over my face.
post #26
29 August 2006, 13:15 UTC#26
Story of my life. :dry:
post #27
29 August 2006, 13:21 UTC#27
QUOTE(cIRca @ Aug 29 2006, 03:15 PM) [snapback]377205[/snapback]

Story of my life. :dry:

Bukkake party!?

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post #29
29 August 2006, 13:49 UTC#29
QUOTE(mako @ Aug 28 2006, 11:47 PM) [snapback]377134[/snapback]

Yes, im going to try to live 40 days without touching my dick. Its going to be hard, I tried once and I failed 3 times.

Who is with me? Keep updated about our quest. And dont make jokes about sucking my own dick.. this is serious. Image file not present in the recovered backup







WHO IS IN?

Your prostate is going to get cancer if you don't masturbate for 40 days!!! Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #30
29 August 2006, 14:02 UTC#30
Speak for yourself, BRO. :0