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What Pet Would You Like To Be.

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post #1
03 August 2006, 11:55 UTC#1
well come on then when you have had enough of being a human what pet would do you wish you were?
I wouls love to be a cat all they do if,lick,yawn,shit,piss puke,hairballs,meaow,sleep,
nice and easy.
post #2
03 August 2006, 12:01 UTC#2
you forgot to mention that they can lick their own cornhole
post #3
03 August 2006, 12:03 UTC#3
Screw cats they get AIDS. Ima be a dog
post #4
03 August 2006, 12:06 UTC#4
Some kinda lizard, ya always got a nice tank if yer a lizard, plus sometimes you can change colour and shit!

failing that I would be a ferrent. I love those things!
post #5
03 August 2006, 13:53 UTC#5
Orangatang.

And don't say you can't have a pet Orangatang cause I'm sure someone out there does.
post #6
03 August 2006, 14:31 UTC#6
Nice to see Steve hasn't changed and is still making the most idiotic threads ever...
post #7
03 August 2006, 14:32 UTC#7
No need to be a cunt Sam, if you dont like his threads dont view them.
post #8
03 August 2006, 14:40 UTC#8
QUOTE(joojoobeans @ Aug 3 2006, 03:31 PM) [snapback]368640[/snapback]

Nice to see Steve hasn't changed and is still making the most idiotic threads ever...


nice to see sam hasn't changed still a complete prick,some things never change I guess.
post #10
03 August 2006, 14:49 UTC#10
^^ fucking pathetic,
and I would rather shit on you.
post #11
03 August 2006, 14:51 UTC#11
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Aug 3 2006, 04:49 PM) [snapback]368655[/snapback]

^^ fucking pathetic,
and I would rather shit on you.

Into that are you?
post #12
03 August 2006, 14:53 UTC#12
I'd be road kill...don't matter what animal I am
post #13
03 August 2006, 14:57 UTC#13
monkey

its a pet ? I guess


because.....eeee... masturbation Image file not present in the recovered backup

I dont know but I want to be a monkey
post #14
03 August 2006, 14:59 UTC#14
QUOTE(joojoobeans @ Aug 3 2006, 03:51 PM) [snapback]368656[/snapback]

QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Aug 3 2006, 04:49 PM) [snapback]368655[/snapback]

^^ fucking pathetic,
and I would rather shit on you.

Into that are you?

yes, I love shitting in the faces of complete pricks but not normall shit nice slimy shits,
oh thought you like to know when I used to post like that I used to get called a spamming prick, HINT HINT.
post #15
03 August 2006, 14:59 UTC#15
I wanna be a cat
post #16
03 August 2006, 15:02 UTC#16
I would be a parrot,then I could be a animal and still yell obcenitys at people
post #17
03 August 2006, 15:10 UTC#17
Forgot to answer. I'd be a barnicle cause then I'd have the biggest penis to body ratio in the world.

And steve, you've put way to much thought into how you intend to shit on me... You're wierd.
post #18
03 August 2006, 17:02 UTC#18
Let it die guys.
post #19
03 August 2006, 17:03 UTC#19
Don't make .matt pull this thread over...

He will.
post #20
03 August 2006, 17:09 UTC#20
I will.
post #21
03 August 2006, 17:59 UTC#21
QUOTE(.matt @ Aug 3 2006, 07:02 PM) [snapback]368681[/snapback]

Let it die guys.


Word, this thread blows.

But in answer to the question , id be an owl!