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Dual chainsaw attack in New York subway

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post #1
08 July 2006, 05:40 UTC#1
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13744297/

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NEW YORK - A man wielding a cordless power saw in each hand rampaged through a Manhattan subway station early Thursday, using one of the buzzing blades to carve into the chest of a postal worker who later said it felt like “he was trying to cut through me.”




HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA


Why didnt I come up with that idea......
post #2
08 July 2006, 05:48 UTC#2
hahahaha that's classic
post #3
08 July 2006, 05:55 UTC#3
fuckin east side man...we got the loonies over here...pray for me
post #4
08 July 2006, 05:58 UTC#4
I'd feel quite priveleged to go out via chainsaw to the chest, rather than cancer or something else that isn't tough,.
post #5
08 July 2006, 06:10 UTC#5
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a postal worker later said it felt like “he was trying to cut through me.”


haha, nah, he just saw you scratching your chest and decided to help :laugh:
post #6
08 July 2006, 08:33 UTC#6
QUOTE(Adem @ Jul 8 2006, 05:48 AM) [snapback]357989[/snapback]

hahahaha that's classic

post #7
08 July 2006, 12:59 UTC#7
QUOTE(Adem @ Jul 8 2006, 06:48 AM) [snapback]357989[/snapback]

hahahaha that's classic

post #8
08 July 2006, 13:43 UTC#8
LMFAO.
post #9
08 July 2006, 14:18 UTC#9
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“he was trying to cut through me.”


Trying? So do you think the dude with the chainsaws felt completely lame after the saw didnt do shit to this guy? He'd probably planned going out like a video game, and it didnt work like planned.

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The attack came two weeks after a Boston man was charged with stabbing four people — three of them tourists — over a 13-hour period in the subway and the theater district in Manhattan.


Lmfao
post #10
08 July 2006, 14:46 UTC#10
Sounds like he was trying to use a hedgetrimmer rather than a chainsaw.
post #11
19 July 2006, 03:10 UTC#11
Sounds like the Doom guy escaped to the city. Or Toni Cipriani whichever.
post #12
19 July 2006, 03:19 UTC#12
hahaha, thats fucking sweet.
id love to die by chainsaw.
post #13
19 July 2006, 03:37 UTC#13
~Heaven~

"How did you die?"
"I was hit by a bus, you?"
"Cancer..What about you Tom?"
"Chainsaw..."
post #14
19 July 2006, 04:07 UTC#14
I wanna know where this fucker was when I was in NYC...I would love to see a postal worker get buzzed by a chainsaw live.
post #15
19 July 2006, 20:44 UTC#15
QUOTE(CustomScarJUSTIN @ Jul 19 2006, 12:07 AM) [snapback]362850[/snapback]

I wanna know where this fucker was when I was in NYC...I would love to see a postal worker get buzzed by a chainsaw live.

post #16
19 July 2006, 20:48 UTC#16
There was a case here last year where a woman was killed in her garden when her husband accidently dropped a chainsaw on her head while trimming branches off a tree.

I mean, jesus, what the fuck do you DO when you do something like that? The chainsaw near enough cut her in half.
post #17
19 July 2006, 20:51 UTC#17
lo0l....


they will probably make a movie about that Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #18
19 July 2006, 20:52 UTC#18
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Jul 19 2006, 04:48 PM) [snapback]363078[/snapback]

There was a case here last year where a woman was killed in her garden when her husband accidently dropped a chainsaw on her head while trimming branches off a tree.

I mean, jesus, what the fuck do you DO when you do something like that? The chainsaw near enough cut her in half.

That would be so fucking insane to see. *waving walking past the house*"hey mrs. johnson..." BZZZZ@!!
post #20
19 July 2006, 20:53 UTC#20
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Jul 19 2006, 08:48 PM) [snapback]363078[/snapback]

There was a case here last year where a woman was killed in her garden when her husband accidently dropped a chainsaw on her head while trimming branches off a tree.

I mean, jesus, what the fuck do you DO when you do something like that? The chainsaw near enough cut her in half.

say "oh shit"...then after that I dont know...?
post #21
20 July 2006, 08:18 UTC#21
haha u serched for it by putting

"I Severed My Wife's Head With A Chainsaw"

post #22
28 July 2006, 20:50 UTC#22
one of the buzzing blades to carve into the chest of a postal worker who later said it felt like “he was trying to cut through me.”
lmao what did he think it was gonna feel like
post #23
28 July 2006, 21:19 UTC#23
QUOTE(XWF Aaron @ Jul 28 2006, 09:50 PM) [snapback]366537[/snapback]

one of the buzzing blades to carve into the chest of a postal worker who later said it felt like “he was trying to cut through me.”
lmao what did he think it was gonna feel like

stfu...nubcake
post #24
28 July 2006, 21:22 UTC#24
QUOTE(XWF Aaron @ Jul 28 2006, 05:50 PM) [snapback]366537[/snapback]

one of the buzzing blades to carve into the chest of a postal worker who later said it felt like “he was trying to cut through me.”
lmao what did he think it was gonna feel like

QQ l2p
post #25
28 July 2006, 21:24 UTC#25
nubcake.. lol.. fag... im sure somehow or another this incedent will come back on videogames or violence on tv.. ahhh.. dont ya just love the good ole us of a
post #26
28 July 2006, 23:06 UTC#26
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"How did you die?"
"I was hit by a bus, you?"
"Cancer..What about you Tom?"
"Chainsaw..."



Hahahhahaha.. hell yeah, that would be a good feeling..
post #27
28 July 2006, 23:25 UTC#27
QUOTE(CustomScarJUSTIN @ Jul 28 2006, 05:19 PM) [snapback]366546[/snapback]

QUOTE(XWF Aaron @ Jul 28 2006, 09:50 PM) [snapback]366537[/snapback]

one of the buzzing blades to carve into the chest of a postal worker who later said it felt like “he was trying to cut through me.”
lmao what did he think it was gonna feel like

stfu...nubcake

what are u in like the fucking 4th grade?
post #28
29 July 2006, 01:38 UTC#28
wat if I am...you may never know...
post #29
29 July 2006, 12:44 UTC#29
hmm.. just wondering which movie he watched the day before ;)