101 stunts with a rubber chicken

OK, so I'm sure a lot of you remember the time I ran across San Francisco with only a rubber chicken on crotch..

Well, a week ago, I put that rubber chicken up for auction on eBay and last night the auction ended at $305.00 (US).

I'm using 100% of the money (after the eBay fees) to buy more rubber chickens to do stunts with, then I'm going to sell those rubber chickens to buy more rubber chickens.. and so on.. until I sell 101 rubber chickens. Then I'll collect all the money from the auctions and donate it to charity.

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HERE'S WHERE I NEED YOUR HELP:

Due to the fact the I have to do 101 stunts with rubber chickens, I will need plenty of good ideas to feed off of while I think of a few myself. Who ever can come up with a good idea for me to do will get credited in the video (I will say your name or website and credit you on my website as well).

My videos are extremely popular on Youtube.com, so this is a great chance to help promote your groups. This is offered to people on myspace as well. My videos get 15,000 to 100,000 plays within the first week on average. My videos are currently at 1.2 million views (on Youtube alone).

My 4th of July video is already planned out already.. it's gonna be hilarious!


Anyway, thanks everyone for helping me out.. if you wanna know more about this
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I thought you said that auction got shut down cause it had your website in it??

nice idea

il have to think about some good ideas

.....do you really think you are going to sell 101 rubber chickens?

Edit// now that I think of it... Theres always some kooky crazy erson with too much money who will buy something like a rubber chicken..

I say take a rubber chicken and put it in like a little dog cage that you can carry around, the ones you can only see if you get close and look through the cage door (it has plastic around the rest so they can't see inside). and make it so the beak is barely sticking out, and walk in a public place near people and when they get near, just shake the cage about near them like it's freaking out and trying to attack them. maybe add a tape player inside that sounds like a chicken?

could be funny.

I think hes just doing this auction to entertain himself.

was I the closest to the guessing on your myspace?

1. Cut a slit into the bottom of a rubber chicken, get someone to slide it on their hand, and punch you in the face, or punch you where ever.

2.Make a buzuka type weapon (which is easy to do) and fire a ru7bber chicken at yourself.

3. Plain out eat a rubber chicken!

4. Lead a girl on, secretly set up a camera, and she takes of your pants and low and behold a rubber chicken on your dick.

5. Go to a macdonalds, and show them a burger buns, with a rubber chicken in the middle and complain that your chicken burger isnt what you expected.

6. superglue a rubber chicken to an unexpecting victim.

7. Run over a rubber chciken.

8. Pretend your wrestling a rubber chicken. stick it on a table and jump through the table I.e. kill the chicken.

9. Put some of that explosive liquid into a rubber chicken and stick it in the microwave and turn it on.

10. Glue a rubber chicken to the pavement and film people try to pick it up and steal it.


Hope these help man. If you use any can you link www.humanmaybe.com??

If you want send me some momey! you no, I wont complain. the dexter charity fund!

fuck a chick with a rubber chicken

- Get hit in the face with a flaming chicken.

- Do your elastic band thing...but just with a chicken attached.


...cant think of anything else..101 idears is hard.

thats an awesome one from Dex

Do some rubber chicken boxing, instead of using boxing gloves go to a boxing place and have a fight with someone using rubber chickens as gloves.

Get a stand with a sign that says "1.00 to choke my chicken" and when people pay the one dollor hold out the rubber chicken.

It was shut down once because my auction had visible website links in it (from my videos).

So I relisted the auction without videos or any links.



If everything goes as planned.. I should have no problem selling rubber chickens, sure they won't go for as much as the first one, but if I sell them for roughly $25.00 each, I should be ok

After a while, I can almost guarantee the media will get into it as well.



That's an awesome idea! lol.. I can see it now! I'll be sure to credit you on that one for sure! Image file not present in the recovered backup



No, someone guessed it right on the money.. He's the last one in my top 8.



Lots of great ideas there! Kick ass




lol.. well, that sounds fun, but I've got to keep it clean (unfortunately)



That would be fun : )

I've got about 65 idea written out, but still.. that's a lot of thinking to do.



Hmm.. the second one sounds fun, but I think it needs a little fine tuning.. I'll think on that one.

This is FMS by the way, I'm signed in on a friends computer.

Sure, you could put it that way.. if it entertains me, then I'm sure it will entertain others as well and if people want more then I'll give it to them. I just try to make life as interesting and fun as possible, because that's what life is about. So if I have fun in my videos, it'll refect on others

I'll always live my life by this saying:

"I'd rather die while I'm living then live when I'm dead."

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uhmm as for ideas..

some how attach tacks to the chicken and then get people to smack you in the face with it..

I will try and come up with more later.. right now its nap time

Cool

Do something involving the hottest girls boobs. Guys will buy that for alot off eBay.

- Get punched in the face by 100 people with the Rubber Chicken
- Attack a clock to the Rubber Chicken and say that its a "Chicken Bomb"
- Go to KFC and say that you wanted Extra-Crispy, and give them the rubber chicken

tape rubber chickens to someones parked car and film there reaction when they see it
throw chickens at people while hiding in a bush or something
melt a chicken and let it drip on you

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All of these things like eat it or throw it at someone.. Doens the need the chickens back to sell them?

if you threw it at someone its not very likely that they will pick it up and walk off with it

I like your thinking!



Yeah, if I don't get the rubber chicken back.. then that kinda defeats the purpose.

Good ideas, but maybe for another type of stunt video.



That's true, but if it's a random person, I'll have to get signed concent to use the video as well.. in my case, that usually requires money (I've had problems before).

BTW John.. lol at your profile pic!

Hey for the chckeing your chicke one, you should put the chicken in your pants with the head and neck sticking out then get people to choke it.

I like the idea, but I did that a lot in my first video.. about 40 people choked it.

Basically my idea. But by 100 people

and my idea but with KFC instead of Mcdonalds!

lol

Ehh... well.. uhmm..

great minds think the same.. ? no? .. lol

You know its better with 100 people and in kfc

Get arrested wearing nothing but a rubber chicken.

I would