It hurts to walk, but at least this video's good

Hey guys,

Ok, so this is the first of about 6 videos that I will be releasing from my Las Vegas trip (for GoldenPalace.com). I'm not joking about not being able to walk much.. I'm bruised really bad on my hips all around my crotch and it sucks!

I may even scar from one of the snaps I took to my stomach because it was a pretty bad cut. Image file not present in the recovered backup

Here's the video: CLICK HERE

All my new Las Vegas videos will be posted in this topic so I don't spam up the boards, so check back if you can

In your sack bitchhh

haha, wheres the marks?

give me a minute.. I'm going to do a screen shot.. I didn't even think about that.. brb

Fucking ouch, I cringed all the way through that video.

Can't wait too see those pics....

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Here's on picture.. I just pulled it from the video itself. I'll have to take pictures of myself tomorrow.. I've just been so out of it lately.. I'm pretty worn out from the trip.

Ouch man.

"Streatched" is spelt "stretched".... I believe.
In jolly old England it is any road...

geezzz, but not as bad as dirty sanchez and the bungy courd

internal injuries fucking suck. hurts worse than having a gash on the outside of the skin.

I've heard about that.. but my 150 foot rubber band blows that bungee cord out of the water.. although, it's not a fun stunt to do.. I normally buy a video game just before my snap myself with that one, because I know I'll be on the couch doing nothing until the swelling goes away..

lol.. sorry for my bad spelling.. I am an idiot ya know

lets see this clip of 150, sounds good

thats gotta hurt :/

nice man!

I want to see the head shot mark.

ditto.


hahaha, you had the same reaction everytime.

I did the 150 foot rubber band snap for GoldenPalace.com once before..
Here's that video: CLICK HERE
(it's in this video about half way through)

About my forehead, believe it or not, it only caused minor swelling because I put ice on it right away until the swelling went down. I don't know what it it, but my forehead never gets marked up.. maybe because of my sweat.. but that still doesn't stop the pain that the snap induces, lol

hahahah centipedes in my vagina...

Another new video is up

It's not my favorite video, but it's still a video.

Check it out: CLICK HERE

Let me know what you guys think.

There just wasn't much I could do about the camera angles because they wouldn't allow cameras in the pool area.

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Here's on picture.. I just pulled it from the video itself. I'll have to take pictures of myself tomorrow.. I've just been so out of it lately.. I'm pretty worn out from the trip.
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That doesn't even look real.. It looks like you just used the blur tool in PS...

ok.. let me take a picture for ya.. I know.. it looks fake but trust me.. it's 100% real and still hurts.

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ahhhh! dude thats horrible haha. good job.

those yellow bruises look gross hahaha.

you ain't the same mr. safety from ckf are ya ?

No.. he greeted me the other day though.. I don't think he likes me much (for obvious reasons).

I'm new to forums, but I've been "Mr. Safety Professional Idiot" since college in 1999.

ahh right...well yeah I liked the vid dude...good shit