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The bumper thread of funny definitions

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gman
post #1
11 June 2006, 23:53 UTC#1
Paste some funny definitions here, source can be anywhere. I reccomend the urbandictionary

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2. Heffalump

The act of spreeding ones butt cheeks and vomiting into their open ass.

"That G needs a good heffalumping"
"I'd like to heffalump into that ass"


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1. Pap

1. verb The act of gently smacking someone's forehead/upper facial area with a penis.


Wilbur
post #2
12 June 2006, 00:31 UTC#2
Hahahahaha, yours rule Gman.

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Dirty Sanchez
after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.


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hot karl

Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:

1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one's self may not be regarded as a "hot karl" but rather as "soiling yourself".

2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.


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Cleveland Steamer

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.


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Donkey Punch

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).


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Tony Danza

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!


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Rusty Trombone

To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
Kalle
post #3
12 June 2006, 00:32 UTC#3
lol were the fuck yall get this shit from
MattG
post #5
12 June 2006, 00:37 UTC#5
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1. boston pancake
When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.


QUOTE(Wilbur @ Jun 12 2006, 12:31 AM) [snapback]345453[/snapback]


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Tony Danza

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!




LMFAO
Adrian Rize
post #6
12 June 2006, 01:46 UTC#6
QUOTE(MattG @ Jun 12 2006, 12:37 AM) [snapback]345457[/snapback]

1. boston pancake
When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.


hahaha that is sick
Nuggeto
post #7
12 June 2006, 01:47 UTC#7
1. snoodle
The act of an uncircumcised man stretching his foreskin over the penis-head of a circumcised man and then jacking the uncircumcised man off.

Wanna snoodle Al?
joe_thc
post #8
12 June 2006, 02:24 UTC#8
1.The Dutch Oven


When you and your S/O are in bed and you fart under the covers and smother your spouse with them.


2. The Rocky Balboa final knockout

During the course of a week, you go on a strickly corn diet, and when you and your love are making love, you throw her down and take a shit on her chest.(unwillingly)

3. The english breakfast

cracking an egg over your lovers lower bag so it runs down her ass crack acting as lube.

4. The angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girls mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

5.The Bronco

You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

6. The new york style taco

Any time that you are so drunk that you go down on a girl and puke in her box.

7. The Code Of SIlence

Anytime you fuck a girl that's so dirty or ugly that you rip off the used condom, gag her with it, and tell her that you'll kill her if she tells a soul what just happened between the two of you

8. The Houdini

WHen you are fucking a girl from behind, you spit on her back and pretend to orgasm , when she turns back around thinking you are down, you shoot a load in her face. (where did the second shot fcome from?)
jmax
post #9
12 June 2006, 04:50 UTC#9
QUOTE(Nuggeto @ Jun 11 2006, 07:47 PM) [snapback]345483[/snapback]

1. snoodle
The act of an uncircumcised man stretching his foreskin over the penis-head of a circumcised man and then jacking the uncircumcised man off.

Wanna snoodle Al?


You stole the definition I was gonna use bitch, fucker.
DiagonalMoonn
post #10
12 June 2006, 04:59 UTC#10
This shit is hilarious. :)
jmax
post #11
12 June 2006, 05:10 UTC#11
A baboonaphile- A person caught molesting a baboon
Juvie D
post #12
12 June 2006, 07:46 UTC#12
YUK.
BaZ_LnN
post #13
12 June 2006, 07:51 UTC#13
QUOTE(Juvie D @ Jun 12 2006, 08:46 AM) [snapback]345584[/snapback]

YUK.

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10. Spam - Stupid, Pointless, Annoying, Messages.
itsallinthehips
post #14
12 June 2006, 07:52 UTC#14
QUOTE(jmax @ Jun 12 2006, 05:10 PM) [snapback]345548[/snapback]

A baboonaphile- A person caught molesting a baboon


:mellow:
Mono
post #15
12 June 2006, 08:04 UTC#15
QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Jun 12 2006, 08:52 AM) [snapback]345589[/snapback]

QUOTE(jmax @ Jun 12 2006, 05:10 PM) [snapback]345548[/snapback]

A baboonaphile- A person caught molesting a baboon


:mellow:

I second that.
Juvie D
post #16
23 September 2006, 04:58 UTC#16
Lol, look up the definitions for Michael Jackson in Urban Dictionary. :)
John
post #17
23 September 2006, 22:47 UTC#17
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dog in a bath 2 thumbs up

during some mad fucking, grabbing your testicles as if you are going to Brain (definition #5) someone then, inserting them into the vagina or asshole. It is very difficult to do, hence the Dog in a bath name.

her pussy looked tight so I thought id try to put the dog in a bath.

Fubar
post #18
24 September 2006, 02:01 UTC#18
Everyone in this thread is getting a hot karl tomorrow
itsallinthehips
post #19
24 September 2006, 05:24 UTC#19
QUOTE(Juvie D @ Sep 23 2006, 05:58 PM) [snapback]385820[/snapback]

Lol, look up the definitions for Michael Jackson in Urban Dictionary. :)


Nice bump moron. Someone post the compton gangbang.
Liam
post #20
24 September 2006, 13:53 UTC#20
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Turkish Abortion - When you fuck your mum so hard, you die.
j0nes
post #21
24 September 2006, 14:36 UTC#21
Hot Lunch

The act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk

got any food wrap dear ?I fancy giving a hot lunch



Hot Lead Pie

When you shoot someone, and you fuck their entry wound while the hole is still smoking.

Sara pissed me off so much last night, I just gave her a good old hot lead pie. Looks like she won't be pissing me off anymore.


LMAO that is so wrong

QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Sep 24 2006, 09:24 AM) [snapback]385889[/snapback]

Someone post the compton gangbang.

1. compton gangbang



you coerce your ex that cheated on you into a date that will hopefully end with sex, so you have it set up so that as your fucking your girl, you say a secret word and your friends storm the room and beat the living shit out of your lady


2. Compton Gangbang



The act of a group of guys fucking the living daylights out of girl then beating the shit out of her so she doesn't tell anyone about it.

Yo, we found this hott bitch on the street so we Compton Gangbanged her. Now, she's in the hospital in critical condition, but it was well worth it.

LOL