How Fucked up are you?

Well yesterday I was thinking about things and realised considering my age I've got quit a lot of fucked up problems, so wanted to post here to find out what everyone else's are. And instead of making two threads, 1 for the phobias, one for medical stuff decided to put it into one thread. So what are your phobias and medical problems?

Mine are....

Phobias:

Agoraphobia- Fear of open spaces or leaving a safe place. (I've hardly left my house in two years)

and I have a few other wierd phobias but I don't think they have names, if they do, I don't know what they are. My other fears are:

Beef
microwaves
swallowing my tounge
and I cant eat or drink anything unless it was me that opened it, for the fear that the seal may have been broken before it was bought and someone may have done something to it.


annd my medical problems are:

Panick attacks

sleep paralasys

Myalgic Encephalopathy (really low imune system so I pick up practically any virus thats going around, I couldn't have my BCG jab because it was likely I would catch TB from the vaccination due to the small amount of the virus that is in the vacine. It also make you tired, bad memory, and just really weak. At one point I couldn't walk fromt my living room to the kitchen. Things are good from that at the moment though.)

fibromyalgia (gives you sore and tight muscles, sometimes it can really hurt just to touch some parts of my body when the fibromyalgia is bad)

I often get an inflamed cartilage in my chest that makes it really hard to breath and I get bouts of dizzyness.

So yeah all in all I think im pretty fucked up.


So what's everyone else problems?.

I thought it would be interesting to find out. Image file not present in the recovered backup

im scared of spiders.

I'd like you to change you custom member title then, as it is very misleading.


On topic - Im scared of moths.

Haha, it's the name of our DVD.

Lmao.

I'm deathly afraid of Rabbits....

Quite a few really:

Terrible gross motor: Can't really co-ordinate myself
Terrible hand to eye co-ordination: Can't time how long it will take something thrown to my hand at all
Bad reflexes: Not good at returning balls (not those residing in scrotums)
Fear of crowds: Get all nervous in crowds & go all quiet and reserved
Terrible fine motor: I cannot write for shit, my 5 year old brothers hand writing is probably better than mine
Mild ADHD - Was terrible at school, couldn't focus on anything and just couldn't study, couldn't listen to teachers, easily distracted, often forget a lot of shit, always fidget, often feel restless, etc.
Mild insomnia - can't get to sleep unless really intoxicated or have been up all night.

So yeah, I'm pretty damn fucked up

I'm slowly going blind. Unsure the time scale exactly, but suffice to say that around my 50s I'll almost certainly be without sight.

But all things considered, I could be much worse off.

Damn man, is there anything they can do to correct it like laser surgery?

Haven't really looked into it, I'm happy as I am. Sometimes it's a bit scary, when I take my glasses off, realize I can't see shit and think that I never used to need them.

Might be something to try in the future though Image file not present in the recovered backup

I fear things flying in my ears, especially bees, I also have a phobia of wasps and bees, and LARGE moths (blech I fucking hate them *shudders*)

erm... I HAD cancer a bit back, but now I just have a cool scar and a 3cm pancreas (where it should be around 18cm's)

erm... Other than that I think I'm pretty fine


Oh And I have Gilberts disease - like jaundice for older folks - just means my liver isn't working as well as it should and if I really push it my skin and eyes go yellow

dont pass it to gman...he's a droper [/friends]

Agoraphobia (hardly left the house in a year, due to my accident, only leave to go to another safe place, cant be somewhere that I feel unsafe unless miles away from home with friends, and cant stand being on my own no more.

Fear of crowds: Get all nervous in crowds & go all quiet and reserved unless I know most people then im okish.

Mild insomnia - can't get to sleep unless iv been up all night. or my body just shuts down from lack of energy.

dyslexica - bad memiory of spellings and very slow at writing due to being afrade of miss-spelling something.

no conferdence in myself - explains its self. always had this issue and always will.


there my main problems in life

Phobia:




Medical:

Gastroschisis: I dont feel like explaining it, so just read this: http://www.eapsa.org/parents/abdomen.htm long story short, I was born with my intestine on the outside and had no belly button till I was in 5th grade, so I got a huge gnarly scar on my belly =P

I have an acute fear of my cock. I forget how big it is sometimes, then when I get naked I'm like "Holy shit, the robotic model used in the hit motion picture Free Willy!" But then the panic goes, and we hug. It's a blessing and a curse.

Hahahahaha.

Arachnofobia. But only for big hairy spiders. Luckily we don't have those here.

Every time I come round u just fall asleep lol...hang on.......oh I see.


neways,
im scared of spiders and my mind plays tricks on me alot like seeing dead bodies all over the place, like I walk into a room and I imagine that the person is dead but then I reslise there not,and before I fall asleep I imagine things under my bed ( I know childish) but I imagine dead bodies coming out to get me, and having dreams that my friends die and stuff and I think there true.

im also affraid of the dark.

I dunno im scared of alot of things just can think of them all, cuz there to many.

and im a bad speller.

WTF? You dream they die and then they do?

autophobia-fear of being completely alone

weird but true

no, I have dreams that my friends die, for example I once had a dream I was in a dark room and out of the shadows a woman came up to me with a razor blade slicing her throat screaming "there making me do it" so I turn run away form her and fall down this massive pit where everyone I know I see hanging dead around me....then I wake up and fear its true.then I turn round and see a dressing robe hangin on my door and I think its the woman so im scared to go back to sleep.

I once had a dream one of my mates was standing infront of me and he had hooks going inside him attached to wire and they open up and I got coverd in blood...so I had to make sure he was okay..but it was sumthing like 5 in the morning so I had to wait till the next day to see if he was alright.

Dyscalculic - cant handle math at all,cant remember numbers
Sleeping problems - my sleeping pattern is pretty bad and has been since I was a little kid
Anger problems - self explanatory

Me too, except I also fear things will crawl into my ears when I'm sleeping like ants or something.

Asthma & Allergies - The Asthma hasn't really affected me all that much since I was a young child, but damn those allergies, they hit me hard in the fall and spring.

Mild Social Anxiety - I usually try to avoid situations in which I will be around a lot of people because I become very agitated or nervous.

Persistent Paranoia - At times I won't walk through my own house without checking behind doors and looking out the windows (this is often after a long bout of HGF induced insomnia though ).

I so have that, I've never ever been able to grasp math all my life.

I'm just pretty pesimistic
and I guess that math one too.

...One time, I actually had a wasp fly in my ear and sting me. Image file not present in the recovered backup I'm terrified of spiders, even the tiniest one sends me cowering, screaming for people to kill it.
I'm also afraid of what could be in the dark. Not the dark itself, but what hides in it. I always have to flick lights on and peak around dark corners cause I'm afraid someone is lurking there

Oh yeah, I have a fear of the dark too.

And I'm allergic to birchtree pollen which is so fucking annoying in the spring

LMFAO! <3 Luke. Def my next choice for mawd!

Fears:
-extremely afraid of birds
-Moths
-Airplanes
(pretty much anything that flies)

I wash my hands constantly and carry hand sanitizer
It also really bothers me if for some reason I cant shower

Not scared of anything in particular.
But oh well I want to be cool- I'M COLOUR BLIND !!! That's how fucked up I am! Send me to a home!Just FUCKKKK all fucked up right here

yeah boring people also send me off to the land of nod

im not boring! as u say I talk to much so how u sleep through tht is beyond me Image file not present in the recovered backup