Weird ideas

Ever had any weird ideas?

I was stoned, and I suddenly randomly thought "Hmmm, cum seems to have the consistency off egg white", anyway I then had the idea of frying it up to see what will happen. Tomorrow I shall jerk off into a frying pan, and report back on what happens.

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HAHAHAHAHA

film the results.

haha this should be interesting

feed it to your sister

All part of the plan

I imagined it was =P

If it works, I am so whisking up some cum meringue.

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Thats nasty.

Barrio 19 has awsome editing, ans some serious skills. Quite homegrown feel to it.

Any uk guys been watching it on mtv?

Stop hijacking my thread nigga.

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Messed up while creating a new topic, eh?

Yeh, I have an idea that I always wanted to try.

I even brought the parts necessary but never actually followed through.

Ok picture the wheels off the bottom of your computer chair but fastened onto a plank of wood.

Ok now superglue a bucket (plastic) onto that so you have a free rotating bucket (with room on either sides for stability)

Then fill the bucket up with runny napalm, and find yourself a nice residential (town) hill.

Light at the top and roll down

I'm glad you specified runny there, I almost bought the non soluble Napalm.

Drop some acid, you'll have plenty of weird ideas. I've dropped a few times, now everytime I get ahold of some good bud, it brings me back to a similar state. All these fucked up thoughts and different perspectives of reality rush at you at once, and I can never figure out which one is the right one, and I forget how things used to be. This continues until I come down and I'm left feeling very confused and occassionally I'll realize that I had accepted a different reality while tripping, and in the back of my mind I still wonder about all of those other fucking perspectives. It's hard to explain...but maybe someone will understand what I mean.

Word: fucking do it man, and film it! Also, try putting those drain-o crystals down into one of the little plastic film canisters and drop it into someone's gas tank to see if that type of car b*m* really works...I've wanted to know for a long time, but didn't really want to risk getting blown up or getting caught in the act.

First of all you don't buy napalm you make it.

And it has to be runny so when it hits whatever it hits it dosen't stay all in one place, more liquid it is the more it will run... but you want a little bit of gooyness so it will burn longer .

RAS: Dude, I was totally going to do it, I even went to a wheel and castor place and brought the materials needed haha, just never got around to doing it. Hmmm does gas eat plastic? or does it work when you turn on the car? cause I don't wanna kill anyone haha.

Yes, gas will eat through plastic rather quickly, I suppose you've never tried storing gasoline in a milk jug or a plastic cup, but the plastic won't hold up for long. In theory, I'd say the car would explode as soon as the gasoline ate through the thin plastic of the film canister and came into contact with the draino crystals. I'm not sure why the crystals supposedly will cause the gas to combust, but that's what I've heard anyway. Another indicator that this bomb will go off quickly and not when the car is started is the fact that at the end of the instructions I originally read on how to make this, it said something like TOSS IT IN AND RUN LIKE HELL!!! Anyway, if I ever try this I'll probably do so on an abandoned car that still has a little gas in the tank, or one in a relatively empty parking lot so as not to start off a chain reaction of exploding cars or killing anyone as you said. .....a chain reaction that took out an entire parking lot of cars would be pretty fucking sweet though

Edit: just thought of something, if you want to test this, fill a steel bucket like halfway full of gasoline and toss one of those in then get back a bit and see if anything actually happens, if so, you could go from there...

Can you even fit that shit down there?

We tried syphoning gas once and we couln't even get the hose into the tank, maybee US cars are different. Anyways, you try your idea and ill do mine (mayb) and then well meet up and share our results.

I'm not an anarchist

Ah, yes, I hadn't really given it that much though, but on newer vehicles the hole for the gas pump nozzle is much smaller than on older vehicles I think. Maybe I'm mistaken, but I think you may be right in that they won't fit down that hole. Anyway, I'm sure there is still plenty of possiblity for draino crystal/gasoline combination b*m*s if they do in fact combust when they come into contact.

Also, if you want to steal gasoline from cars, all you need to do is buy one of those little pumps for kerosene (SEE ATTACHMENT) heaters that siphons the kerosene for you from the kerosene container to the heater when you push in the bulb on it and close the air-hole, then find some tubing small enough to fit down the hole of a gas tank and long enough to reach the bottom of the tank. Just make sure the tubing is as big as it can possibly be and still fit in the confines of the gas tank hole so it won't take all night to drain the tank. Use duct-tape to close the gap between the bigger and smaller tubing, then just push the bulb in the middle of the pump in, turn the air-hole cap closed, and stick one end into the gas tank and one into a gas can or whatever you are keeping the gas in. It's best to bring two of these pumps already rigged up, and two gas cans, so when one tank is draining you can be setting up the other one so that you can work faster and get much more gasoline in a shorter amount of time. It should only cost a couple of dollars to make these pumps, but you'll save a shitload of money in gas if you actually go out and use them very much....just make sure not to get caught. Go for older model cars, as they're less likely to have car alarms and locked gas caps.

, Ill have to look out for those, I havnt seen them here.

You can just use the old despro technique of hammering the gas tank from below with a hammer (and a nail obviously) and draining the gas, extremely messy though.

Mayb Just encrust the opening with those crystals, or put them lightly on the end of the gas cap... so when the refule... hah or mayb not.

Great fucking idea! Wipe the inside of the gas nozzle at the filling station clean of any gasoline and stuff a rag in so nothing can fall down the hose, then stuff the end of the nozzle with those crystals and get the hell out of there, go home, turn on CNN, and wait. Image file not present in the recovered backup

Many modern cars, and quite a few cars up to ten years old have steel mesh inside the refuel pipe, so petrol cannot be syphoned. Although I don't condone it, you'd have to find the fuel line under the car, cut it and drain into a bucket.

And by the way, your ideas arn't weird, they're fucking crazy Image file not present in the recovered backup

Yeah, hence the part about targetting older model, shitty looking cars. Cutting the fuel line fucks up your chances for hitting up the same car more than once though, and there are plenty of rednecks around my town driving beaters from the late 70s to early 80s that are stupid enough to just think they've got a fuel leak or something when they notice their gas tank is inexplicable empty, so I'll stick to my method

I once created a theory on how spirits or entities in other dimensions can communicate with us and we can communicate with them. I've never tested it but supposedly it worked for 1 lady and it made her famous becuase she mastered how to do it. I heard of her story and sat down and really thought about it and I created a theory on how she was communicating with people or things not there.

I can't believe that you just claimed, twice, that you created that theory. That's an idea that's been about since the Middle Ages.

I always wanted to make this movie I thought of high.

This one porn director spends a long time looking for the guy with the skinniest cock.

Once he finds him he films the worlds first "Ear Fuck" porno.

He becomes famouse in the porn world, do to the fact a whole new hole that has never been used is now available.

Toys are made, movies are made, guys with skinny cocks are finally in demmand.

Then he gets sued somehow, becomes a house hold name and has to fight the supreme court.

The movie will be called

"The state vs. Long Duck John"

The nose would be better, since it's a bit deeper.

I get so many ideas, but forget them when I go to sleep.

Nah, ear sex is funnier

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you know, I always have wondered about what that would actually look like.