Your most drunken moment...

Could be interesting

When I was 15, me and 2 mates thirded a 40oz of smirnoff in town (I was a little kid allright) turns out I had about half the bottle and it was my second time drinking.

We thought it would be cool too spin around on the spot, for ages (and it was, try it when your drunk sometime), time we got to the road I coulnt stand, my friend called us a taxi and we went to his house.

we ended up about 500 meters away cause he only had 15 bucks. I got out and started walking, then stopped, my tipsy friends kept going and I started spewing orange and shouting for them to come back.

Passed out.

Woke up in his garage, spewed on my pillow, and passed out into it.

Woke up in the morning to his mum cleaning me up :S my face was stuck to the pillow(vomit), but my friends had decorated the floors with some fluids too so it wasnt too bad.

Went in the house and watched the cricket (lol), 30 mins later ran outside and spewed on the driveway, his mum hosed it off while talking to me about how nice my parents are.

:S


Other time I drank huge amount of wine + beers, and blacked out for 8 hours... momanteraly waking up to vomit.

please share...

about a year ago I drank 4 liters of cider in about half an hour was sick a few times then I stayed at my friends apparantly I got up in the middle of the night and started pissing up his bedroom wall

I cant really remember cause I had quite a few, but a few weeks back I was so hammered, I drunk like a pitcher of vodka with a can of Redbull, uber drunk, passed out, woke up at my GF's and puked all over her floor. She wasnt very happy.

On new year I got rat-arsed and slept with this:

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Eugh... a night I wish to forget.

Ouch Dude! You can have me in Newquay, one night only offer.

hahaha I remember that night, you were so hammered haha

humm... my most pissed night, I've had a few.

hmm most outrageous was the night I got hammered and walked some chick 15 miles home just to score (and score I did) but gawd I must have been hammered to walk all that way!

and the most drunk probably was boxing day 3 years ago - drank a crate of stella and a couple of bottles of champagne, with random shots here and there - ended up in my cousins bed (she wasn't in there though my cousin is HAWT!!! (haha incest)) and stayed there for the best part of three days because I couldn't move.



she doesn't look that bad (apart from looking about 14)

I'm a little bitch and for some reason I never puke, but once I downed a big bottle of scrumpies [cider] & some other shit in about 15 mins. That got me pretty drunk, then I started drinking beer & strong bourbon colas, but they tasted like water. I dropped one on this couch and sorta fell off the couch, then started apologising to my friends mum for about half an hour. I have no memory from this point, but apparently I could not walk.. My friend then carried me home on his back, which was about 20 mins away.
Not the most amazing story I have, but drunkest I've been..

Its awn.

Was that the night after Bondi? When you pulled that bird and we tried to put her off by saying you were gay and shagged us all and had a little cock? But it seemed to turn her on more?

I'm surprised HG meetup wasnt yours. Sexual assualt on a police officer is a great drunk story.

Dude, u had it easy.



Thats pretty much what I had sex with on a drunken night, after my ex dumped me.

I can't pick out which night I have been most fucked on :S I've had a good few though. I'll think of a story later.

I've been pretty damn drunk many times, probably the most drunk I've been is after me and a mate left the local and went to his, I literally spewed all over his wall and floor, not too nice to clean up.

Fortunately alcohol never makes me sick anymore :-P

lol yeah that was the night, and like I said I have had a few, but most peoiple know the meetup story - I wasn't that drunk on it either, I was stoned to fuck for some reason.

She does, trust. She has every quality of a modern day transexual, and has acquired the nickname 'chin girl' by most of the guys in my year for her stupidly huge chin;

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FLASHBACKS. SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!!

That was Louzys fault.

LOL@NEKA!

yeah louzy,

drank probably 3/4 of a bottle of boubron straight up...went to a dance party...blacked out for who knows how long...came through in the arms of this ugly chick I worked with hooking up with her...decided to take off, found my friend passed out at the bus stop...sat next to him, spewed everywhere, all over my feet n shit...passed out for a bit with cunts laughing at me...needed to take a piss so I ran across the road n staked it face first...
that was about 4 years ago...top night all round lol

A couple of months ago I drank half a litre of moonshine and some other shit real fucking quick at my mates house.
Ive been told that I then proceeded to sit there all night yelling random shit and threathening all my friends and generally being an asshole.
So then my mate got pissed and threw me in the bedroom and told me to go to sleep,I got really angry and pissed all over the room,and then I went to sleep.
I woke up at 5o clock the next evening and I cant remember anything after the second drink.
I was drunk the whole day after

Massive feild party+ alot of vodka = me in hospital

Every waking moment tops my last.

went to one of the biggest parties ive ever been to, drank a full 40oz straight, no mixing, had to gap from police, saw niggers lighting a feild on fire and dancng, and spewed (only time ive ever spewed from drinking) in words car.

Latest This was 5months a go... I went to a friend of a friends house that I barely know.. got reaally fucked up by suomi viina.. vomited... started to pick fights with everyone that was at the party(they didnt even kick my ass) jumped on some random skinheads car while they were driving and almost got my ass kicked.. then I got kicked out from the party.. escorted by my friends to the subway.. buut then somehow went back to the party and passed out... and woke up with marker all over me face and body luckily I didnt find any signs of rape... nice.. + I couldnt remember anything of this when I woke up.. and I was wondering why everybody was pissed of at me


Greates FUCK TEQUILA! I couldnt drink tequila for like 3years after this.. well I was about 17 at the time of this.. I drank a hell of a lot of tequila... got really shitfaced... We went to a party and on the way there I puked in the tram... lol.. and got thrown out... then we walked to the party... I felt better for a while but then while ive just managed to pick up a bird I almost vomited on her.. and then passed out in a closet for a while... woke up and noticed that I'd vomited all over the place.. then I went out of the closet to find out that there was a fight going on outside.. I made a very smart move(considering my current state) and jumped in and started throwing haymakers around I think I hit like this one dudes younger brother.. and then 30mins after the fight I get sucker punched in the lip by the older brother.. but there was a lot of ppl there so they all got inbetween and broke it off... then I had to call my dad at 4am He then came and picked me up... then we went to the hospital and I got 4stitches in my lip.. damn it.. passed out when they were sowing ma fat lip...

This is the only time ive got my asskicked.. and that was becuase I was unbelivably hammerd and got suckerpunched...


I got so many great drunkenstories.. I once threatened to kill filip and almost choked him.. then I ran like 5km without shoes... for some reason... weird stuff...

Hahaha oh man that made me laugh.

Yeah I do that kinda stuff as well, like just go for random bush walks hah.

mine was last year I was drinking at a mates house from like 10 in the morring drank nilly a slab of red bears and then went to a party nilly got in a fight with the chicks whos party it was dad then yelling at cops then I drank a few beers and drank hafe a bottle of vodoka. I was spewing up blood on the side of the road for 15 mins they call the hopsital when the ambos came I ran into a random house passed out their for like 2 hours got back to my mates house and spewed up all this black shit it was like a shit out of my mouth like on south park I cant rember any of it so I happy

nice speaking skillz

Iv'e got a good few,

once was so drunk and was about to spew and knew I wouldnt make it to the bathroom in time, so I grabbed the nearest thing to me which was a box. I didn't realise untill it was too late and my legs were covered in sick that the box had a load of holes in the bottom.

Another time there was the guy over the road, who had come out to get something from his car, and because it was late and he did'nt think he'd be out long he ran out in just his boxers.... so I decided to go talk to him and keep him talking for ages so everyone saw him.

Fell asleep in a bush for a while, woke up and everyone had fucked off and left me, god knows how long I was there for, I don't even remember getting home that night.

ermmm.....

Droped some ash on the chair before so tried to blow it off, I hadnt thought about the fact that the ashtray was also sitting on the arm of the chair, I blew the ash, it all blew up into my eyes and I couldn't see shit. Being drunk I thought I'd gone blind and started freaking out and went and woke my mum up and cried haha. that's one of my most pathetic stories.

That'll do for now, nothing great but it's all I can think of.

First time I ever got drunk.

3 new years ago. Liam's parent's party thing at some hall with a bunch of people I don't know. I remember pretty much nothing except getting back to Liam's house, throwing up in his bathroom, passing out in his bathroom, knocking the Christmas decorations off his tree then eventually falling asleep.

July 4th 2004 - Started out fun...fireworks and beer. I was a little tipsy when it was announced that a run to the liquor store was about to insue. back then I was a sucker for jager so I bought a 5th for myself. no sooner than the son of a bitch was put in the kitchen I had the bottle turned up. about 45 minutes and 14 shots later I was on to tequilla which started out in iced margaritas but soon led to straight shots. I then had a bowl of macaroni and cheese placed in front of me. somewhere in the course of that I blacked out...here's what they told me. I tried to eat the shit but I couldn't hit my mouth, so I got pissed and threw the spoon down. I then proceeded to lay my face in the bowl of pasta. they cleaned me up and put me on the couch...the next morning I woke up, drenched in piss on my friend's g/f's couch...what to do? I went back to sleep goddamnit! I was awoken about 4 hours later at about 4 in the afternoon because I had to go home (I was only 16) I went home still drunk as piss and went straight to bed. if you don't recall that year the 4th fell on a sunday, meaning I had to be at work at 9 the next morning. guess what, I woke up on monday (2 days later mind you) still fucking buzzing. I haven't been able to smell jager since without getting sick.

about 7 months ago shock, my roomate russell, and myself polished off a liter of grey goose in about 20 minutes. for me that was about 7 shots of vodka on top of about 7 shots of canadian hunter whiskey...not good. the tales of mixing dark and light liquors are definately true, believe me. the last thing I remember is changing clothes for bed...but the next morning I was introduced to some pictures and unbelieveably a video of myslef passed out taking a shit. no lie, I dont even remember it.

Hhaha I love reading these storys

Halloween, 2005.

I got totally trashed. I talked mad shit and I tried to fight some guys. Then they got a dozen of their friends and jumped me. The pussies barely made me bleed.

Then I went up to LA, and started puking on Sunset Strip and then passed out in some bushes.