The Rubber Chicken Jock Strap Stunt

Check this out.

My sponsor (Golden Palace Casino) is no longer sponsoring me

BUT

That's because they have promoted me to SPOKES PERSON!!! WOOO HOOO!!!!

OK.. well, anyway.. for my initiation.. they want me to run 9 miles across San Francisco with only a rubber chicken on my cock and balls and a Golden Palace temporary tattoo on my chest.

Here's another one of their spokes persons jumping into the olympic swimming pool during last years olympics (he got arrested, but of course, Golden Palace bailed him out).

CLICK HERE FOR THE PICTURE

What should I do while I'm running? LOL




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shout "save my chicken - boycott KFC"

haha dude thats awesome

best idea ever

cant really think of anything to do...just enjoy the running

lol.. or I could just walk around with a bucket of KFC.. that's a good idea : )

thanks

heh no probs, I was due one

I'm gonna get drunk too.. although, I may get arrested for being drunk in public.. but pretty much getting arrested isn't all that bad considering the footage : )

that would be sick fottage

while you run scream extazy that wont scare the people and cops at all

and btw do you think you could make 9 miles?

not to be a dick or sumthing but cops will catch you after a few miles for sure

HAHAHA, the idea itself is just too awesome.

Can't really think of any ideas, err, what about doing it on skates? if they will allow you, or go and buy something from a store.

Edit: moved to general HG, cool...

Do you think you could get media coverage? I think they just want you to be arrested on TV with their logo on you... lol

Thats awesome, how much do they pay you?

I know I the energy for 9 miles, but yes.. I know cops may be involved, but hey.. that still makes for good video : )



Golden Palace is known for paying people to do crazy shit.. so pretty much.. what ever happens is cool with me..

.. well.. besides getting ass raped by one of the many gay people there.. that's my only fear.



I'm not allowed to say.. but it's enough to by my HDR-FX1 that I've been wanting : )

I won't have to borrow my friends anymore

haha.. sounds good except all the running your gonna have to do. beer would definately help

You could have a small supply of small fireworks that can be held in your hands, light them in each hand and run with your arms open, could make for a great still shot.

Could always throw the no mercy sign at some point

and if you get stopped and arrested before your 9 miles is reached do you still get payed? or do they fuck you over?

I've already been paid.. This isn't the first stunt I've done for them.. this is just the first time they consider it spokesman

These guys really love doing gorilla advertising eh?

not sure if that's good or bad (unfirmiliar with the term), but yeah.. they don't like doing TV commercials, they do publicity stunts instead.. it has definately been a big push for my career..

hopefully I can entice more companies to do this so people like us can survive a little easier : )

UPDATE:

Here's a new promo video I made for the stunt.. (this will help DVD sales later)

Keep in mind, I just threw this video together.

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE PROMO VIDEO

Haha. Nice dude. Look forward to seeing this.

HDR-FX1
That cam is fucking badass. I hate where the view finder is though Image file not present in the recovered backup

HAHA



Great stuff! Just talk to the people that you see!

You could always take a mini break to hit on some chick in front of her kids.

I love the noise that chicken makes. Its like a screaming old woman. lol

haha shit man, 9 miles is a ways!

Why do you have to run 9 miles?

Thats the shit I want to do if I ever get a buisness. That shit gets news coverage.

But dude how did they choose you and shit?

Sounds like some sick footage man, can't wait to see the outcome.

Drop some acid before hand lol

lol.. yeah, but my girlfriend would get all pissed.. she's cool, but she's going to be 40 feet behind me, lol



lol.. yeah, but it's annoying as fuck!



9 miles is how far it is from the San Francisco bay shore, to the ocean shore.

I'm running from under the Bay Bridge to Golden Gate Park.

Why? Just to say I did it.. lol



lol.. Acid might trip me out a little too much but it sounds fun : )

I got Golden Palace Casino to sponsor me last year because I put myself on EBay to get a fake tattoo advertisement on my forhead.. if you wanna see an article on it CLICK HERE

After I did that, I just kept doing crazy shit with Golden Palace shirts on, then after a while they noticed that my video plays were increasing rapidly, so they said "Why not just keep paying him?", so they did. Now I'm getting paid by the month for regular stunts (like my rubberband snap) and more from big stunts like this one.

Hahah I dig it.

But bad ass for you man, you got a sweet deal going for you.

hahaha just watched the promo, can't wait to see this shit go down. the best thing you can do is to pretend you have no idea you're just wearing a chicken cockstrap.

bring some mace and if any one says anthing spray thier ass

Just tell her its for the good of the project, my GF understand that.
You wouldnt be kissin the girl just like learn agaisnt a pole and be like "hey baby check out goldenpalace.com" Then keep going