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post #1
18 April 2006, 17:47 UTC#1
What was/were the most stupid things you've seen in movies.

Ill start with Desperado (with Antonio Banderas).
They way the guys holds the rocket launcher makes me pee my pants everytime.
He stretches one leg very gay and then shoots.
post #2
18 April 2006, 17:51 UTC#2
King Kong the new one laughing and clapping at the girl. Gayest fucking thing ever.

I will think of more.
post #3
18 April 2006, 17:55 UTC#3
Dont Look now with the killer midget at the end..............WTF!!!
post #4
18 April 2006, 17:57 UTC#4
QUOTE(kuffi @ Apr 18 2006, 05:47 PM) [snapback]319046[/snapback]

What was/were the most stupid things you've seen in movies.

Ill start with Desperado (with Antonio Banderas).
They way the guys holds the rocket launcher makes me pee my pants everytime.
He stretches one leg very gay and then shoots.


haha I know what youre talking about. I actually used to imitate that move when I would paintball when I was a kid :p

The ending of Castaway was pretty fucking stupid. Castaway remains one of my favorite movies up till the point he gets rescued.

The film had so much potential and they pissed it away on that pointless ending.

The zombies in Land of the Dead, especially the black leader guy, we're fucking stupid as hell as well.

I'll think up some more...
post #5
18 April 2006, 18:01 UTC#5
QUOTE(WEAK @ Apr 18 2006, 07:57 PM) [snapback]319051[/snapback]
The zombies in Land of the Dead, especially the black leader guy, we're fucking stupid as hell as well


Everyone I've seen that film with has complained about that.


"Leave them...they're just like us...looking for a place to go."

Yes. Well done. Let them wander off to feast on another community.



The bit I never got in Saw was the way

::::SPOILER::::


that Jigsaw could just lie there, totally still, for hours on end. Don't get me wrong, it was a great twist, it was just something that narked me. If they had put in something like "Cancer drugs can lower heart-rate and make the patient appear almost lifeless" then it would've been better.
post #6
18 April 2006, 18:11 UTC#6
Matrix Revolution: The end..

"Thats for neo.." .. damn..
post #7
18 April 2006, 18:14 UTC#7
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Apr 18 2006, 02:01 PM) [snapback]319053[/snapback]

QUOTE(WEAK @ Apr 18 2006, 07:57 PM) [snapback]319051[/snapback]
The zombies in Land of the Dead, especially the black leader guy, we're fucking stupid as hell as well


::::SPOILER::::

that Jigsaw could just lie there, totally still, for hours on end. Don't get me wrong, it was a great twist, it was just something that narked me. If they had put in something like "Cancer drugs can lower heart-rate and make the patient appear almost lifeless" then it would've been better.


I 2nd that...espically when they knock the player out of his hand. no movement?? I seen saw 2 before I seen saw 1, and I wish it started off with saw 2 cuz saw 1 was shit
post #8
18 April 2006, 18:29 UTC#8
War Of The Worlds when that stupid little girl wont just shut the fuck upwhen they're all hiding from the aliens...she just wont stop screaming

Argh! it pisses me off just talking about it!
post #9
18 April 2006, 18:34 UTC#9
The Lost World. That little black chick who does that gymnastic thing on the dinosaur. I hate that.

post #10
18 April 2006, 18:52 UTC#10
The end of War Of The Worlds when his son is alive.

So we're expected to believe that he got consumed in a giant fireball that wiped out an armoured division of the US army, comes out without any injury on him and makes his way, unescorted, to an alien-infested city and gets there before Tom Cruise?

What complete and utter bullshit.
post #11
18 April 2006, 18:53 UTC#11
That was one of the largest plot holes ever.
post #12
18 April 2006, 18:54 UTC#12
QUOTE(cIRca @ Apr 18 2006, 07:34 PM) [snapback]319066[/snapback]

The Lost World. That little black chick. I hate that.

post #13
18 April 2006, 18:58 UTC#13
The little Ashes on Evil Dead 3 (Army of Darkness)
post #14
18 April 2006, 19:07 UTC#14
I hate all of the god-damn chucky movies. There is no way that little bastard could overpower a grown man, or even a little kid. I just wanna punch that bitch in the face.DAMNIT
post #15
18 April 2006, 23:35 UTC#15
The fast and the furious ruined everything about import cars, and will soon be ruining the drifting scene.
post #16
18 April 2006, 23:41 UTC#16
star wars

everything
post #17
19 April 2006, 00:48 UTC#17
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QUOTE(Rob764 @ Apr 18 2006, 02:01 PM) [snapback]319053[/snapback]

QUOTE(WEAK @ Apr 18 2006, 07:57 PM) [snapback]319051[/snapback]
The zombies in Land of the Dead, especially the black leader guy, we're fucking stupid as hell as well


::::SPOILER::::

that Jigsaw could just lie there, totally still, for hours on end. Don't get me wrong, it was a great twist, it was just something that narked me. If they had put in something like "Cancer drugs can lower heart-rate and make the patient appear almost lifeless" then it would've been better.


I 2nd that...espically when they knock the player out of his hand. no movement?? I seen saw 2 before I seen saw 1, and I wish it started off with saw 2 cuz saw 1 was shit



I loved both the movies but the same thing made me mad too. Also what made me mad in that movie was when he tasers the guy when is he playing dead. You don't see jigsaw move at all when he tasers him.

I hated that and the terrible acting from the doctor
post #18
19 April 2006, 04:20 UTC#18
QUOTE(cIRca @ Apr 18 2006, 06:34 PM) [snapback]319066[/snapback]

The Lost World. That little black chick who does that gymnastic thing on the dinosaur. I hate that.


yeah just the fact that girl was in the movie made the whole thing fucking retarded.


QUOTE(Liam @ Apr 18 2006, 06:52 PM) [snapback]319079[/snapback]

The end of War Of The Worlds when his son is alive.

So we're expected to believe that he got consumed in a giant fireball that wiped out an armoured division of the US army, comes out without any injury on him and makes his way, unescorted, to an alien-infested city and gets there before Tom Cruise?

What complete and utter bullshit.


That movie sucked so much dick Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #19
19 April 2006, 04:55 UTC#19
It's funny Liam says that, because if you search the war of the worlds topic on here, you'll see I said the exact same thing. Fucking Spielberg.

It's funny Liam says that, because if you search the war of the worlds topic on here, you'll see I said the exact same thing. Fucking Spielberg.
post #20
19 April 2006, 06:55 UTC#20
QUOTE

QUOTE(Liam @ Apr 18 2006, 06:52 PM) [snapback]319079[/snapback]

The end of War Of The Worlds when his son is alive.

So we're expected to believe that he got consumed in a giant fireball that wiped out an armoured division of the US army, comes out without any injury on him and makes his way, unescorted, to an alien-infested city and gets there before Tom Cruise?

What complete and utter bullshit.


That movie sucked so much dick Image file not present in the recovered backup

I actually didn't mind the movie as a whole. I thought some of the scenes like the one in the harbour were pretty fucking chilling.
It would have been much better if they had focused on a group of people that slowly got killed off or captured instead of this one hero who you know is gonna survive. Plus that bit where they're in the pod and Tom Cruise gets sucked up and they're like "We're Americans! Let's work together! lol godblessamerica". That sucked.

Oh and I dunno, maybe you wanna set it in England next time like it's supposed to be? Just a suggestion.
post #21
19 April 2006, 09:18 UTC#21
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Oh and I dunno, maybe you wanna set it in England next time like it\\\'s supposed to be? Just a suggestion.

Hahaha.
post #22
19 April 2006, 09:38 UTC#22
QUOTE(Happyjack @ Apr 19 2006, 12:41 AM) [snapback]319176[/snapback]

star wars

everything

Fuck you.
post #23
19 April 2006, 10:36 UTC#23
the movie equillibrium, was all awesome, but at the end theres a part where the sword is stuck in dude and its fake as fuck looking.
post #24
19 April 2006, 10:51 UTC#24
QUOTE(Mustard @ Apr 18 2006, 06:58 PM) [snapback]319083[/snapback]

The little Ashes on Evil Dead 3 (Army of Darkness)



God damn......2nd post on the boards and its one of the dumbest things ever said in the history of man.....

Next time you speal wrongly about Army of darkness, Ill stab you in the neck with a discoored chicken bone....



Puppet Master vs. Demonic toys.... Corey fieldman playing a man 40 years older than he is by giving himself a slightly raspier voice and some grey streaks in his hair.

Bats- the whole thing was pretty shitty.

Hulk- you take one of the crasiest fuckin heros and make a bland boring as hell movie out of it.

post #25
19 April 2006, 12:47 UTC#25
QUOTE(No Mercy Video @ Apr 19 2006, 11:51 AM) [snapback]319344[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mustard @ Apr 18 2006, 06:58 PM) [snapback]319083[/snapback]

The little Ashes on Evil Dead 3 (Army of Darkness)



God damn......2nd post on the boards and its one of the dumbest things ever said in the history of man.....

Next time you speal wrongly about Army of darkness, Ill stab you in the neck with a discoored chicken bone....


I second that motion.
post #26
19 April 2006, 14:07 UTC#26
In War Of the Worlds (anothewr WOTW clip) where everyone pulls Tom Cruise out of the creatures suction device and he puts the grenade in its body. I pretty much yelled "FUCK THAT" in the theatres. Ruined the whole movie
post #27
19 April 2006, 16:54 UTC#27
all the girls in slasher movies

QUOTE(DanG @ Apr 19 2006, 12:47 PM) [snapback]319355[/snapback]

QUOTE(No Mercy Video @ Apr 19 2006, 11:51 AM) [snapback]319344[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mustard @ Apr 18 2006, 06:58 PM) [snapback]319083[/snapback]

The little Ashes on Evil Dead 3 (Army of Darkness)



God damn......2nd post on the boards and its one of the dumbest things ever said in the history of man.....

Next time you speal wrongly about Army of darkness, Ill stab you in the neck with a discoored chicken bone....


I second that motion.


I third it
post #28
23 April 2006, 10:11 UTC#28
That old fucker at the end of Jackass the movie.

QUOTE
The bit I never got in Saw was the way

::::SPOILER::::


that Jigsaw could just lie there, totally still, for hours on end. Don't get me wrong, it was a great twist, it was just something that narked me. If they had put in something like "Cancer drugs can lower heart-rate and make the patient appear almost lifeless" then it would've been better.

Same.
post #29
23 April 2006, 11:50 UTC#29
Oh yeah, I was against War of the Worlds from the beginning (check out the thread about it) That movie just pissed me off on so many levels.

But I'm over it. In The Ring 2- Those damn deer in the road, so obviously CG I wanted to shit. It was a pretty good idea because deer are scarey as shit to me, but no they had to ruin it with shitty animation.

In every Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, etc movie, the fact that they always have cameos in eachother's movies, like it's some damn treat to the audience to see another one of those damned asses in the movie for 5 minutes. Like, "Oh my gawd! I can't believe Ben Stiller's acting like a Hispanic dude in Anchorman! Lol!" No. I think Will Ferrell can be funny, don't get me wrong, but I go to see a Will Ferrell movie to see Will Ferrell, not one of his lame friends.

The Village- I loved this movie, it rocked, but I hate the fact that they advertised it to be a horror movie when it wasn't scarey at all. It's like watching a porno on Cinemax.

Signs- The god damn stereotypical alien they had, just the usual lame alien, it could have been more badass than it was.

post #30
23 April 2006, 11:54 UTC#30
The Ringer - everything.. I cant explain it... it just so fucking worthless... at the point where the competition begins is where it gets totally absurd :D lol.. they only have one attempt and all the competitors are from the states.. and there are like 5guys competing :D lol... and in the shotput event they didnt meassure the length by the place it landed but by how far it rolled :D hahahah I was like WTF?

And I know its meant to be a funny movie.. but to me it seems like they try to make it reasonable but its just so fucking stupid.. I hate that movie...

Knoxville was ok tho. shame he took the part... :S