post #1
21 March 2006, 22:03 UTC#1
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masterbation cuts risk of cancer
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post #2
21 March 2006, 22:05 UTC#2
Known this for a while. This is why I was excused for masterbating in sceince.
post #3
21 March 2006, 22:06 UTC#3
ah I didnt know about this
thanks for pointing it out
thanks for pointing it out
post #4
21 March 2006, 22:07 UTC#4
awesome
post #5
21 March 2006, 22:13 UTC#5
QUOTE(Skipper @ Mar 21 2006, 05:05 PM) [snapback]306669[/snapback]
Known this for a while. This is why I was excused for masterbating in sceince.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S INNAPPROPRIATE!
Nah, it's ok, I'm just preventing cancer.
Oh OK, then keep on keeping on. you're my favorite student did you know that?"
post #6
21 March 2006, 22:14 UTC#6
QUOTE(adEm @ Mar 21 2006, 10:13 PM) [snapback]306676[/snapback]
QUOTE(Skipper @ Mar 21 2006, 05:05 PM) [snapback]306669[/snapback]
Known this for a while. This is why I was excused for masterbating in sceince.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S INNAPPROPRIATE!
Nah, it's ok, I'm just preventing cancer.
Oh OK, then keep on keeping on. you're my favorite student did you know that?"
It's...as if...you were there.
post #7
21 March 2006, 22:14 UTC#7
yeah I've known this for a while.
now I dont feel bad for having a smoke while I wank. the two cancel each other out
d(^_^)b
now I dont feel bad for having a smoke while I wank. the two cancel each other out
d(^_^)b
post #8
21 March 2006, 22:22 UTC#8
QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 21 2006, 10:14 PM) [snapback]306679[/snapback]
yeah I've known this for a while.
now I dont feel bad for having a smoke while I wank. the two cancel each other out
d(^_^)b
does yellowy tar come out?
post #9
21 March 2006, 22:23 UTC#9
QUOTE(EVIL-WEBBY @ Mar 22 2006, 12:22 AM) [snapback]306686[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 21 2006, 10:14 PM) [snapback]306679[/snapback]
yeah I've known this for a while.
now I dont feel bad for having a smoke while I wank. the two cancel each other out
d(^_^)b
does yellowy tar come out?
nah.
thats just when I sweat.
post #10
21 March 2006, 23:48 UTC#10
haha, prevents prostate cancer not lung cancer.
post #11
22 March 2006, 00:00 UTC#11
well the 2 times a day should sort me out
post #12
22 March 2006, 00:10 UTC#12
Old news
post #13
22 March 2006, 02:53 UTC#13
QUOTE(adEm @ Mar 21 2006, 10:13 PM) [snapback]306676[/snapback]
QUOTE(Skipper @ Mar 21 2006, 05:05 PM) [snapback]306669[/snapback]
Known this for a while. This is why I was excused for masterbating in sceince.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S INNAPPROPRIATE!
Nah, it's ok, I'm just preventing cancer.
Oh OK, then keep on keeping on. you're my favorite student did you know that?"
ROFL
btw I just helped prevent cancer a little while ago
post #14
22 March 2006, 07:23 UTC#14
QUOTE
"Masturbation is part of people's sexual repertoire."
QUOTE
"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate," he said.
Now it's legal, it's no fun.
post #15
22 March 2006, 07:32 UTC#15
hahaha masturbation isn't an uneasy convo anymore, when I was 13, I got caught masturbating and I didn't look my mom in the eyes for a week.
if she was still around and that happened today, I'd be like
*shg shg shg*
*door opens*
mom: "OMGZ!!1"
me: *thumbs up*
*mom runs away in disgust*
if she was still around and that happened today, I'd be like
*shg shg shg*
*door opens*
mom: "OMGZ!!1"
me: *thumbs up*
*mom runs away in disgust*
post #16
22 March 2006, 09:00 UTC#16
QUOTE
It's a prostatic stagnation hypothesis
LOL!
post #17
22 March 2006, 14:25 UTC#17
Already knew this.
Also if your GF/Partner sucks cock and swallows cum on a regular basis she has 40% less chance of breast cancer.
Also if your GF/Partner sucks cock and swallows cum on a regular basis she has 40% less chance of breast cancer.
post #18
22 March 2006, 14:26 UTC#18
QUOTE(made @ Mar 22 2006, 02:25 PM) [snapback]306999[/snapback]
Already knew this.
Also if your GF/Partner sucks cock and swallows cum on a regular basis she has 40% less chance of breast cancer.
That has to be bollocks Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #19
22 March 2006, 14:37 UTC#19
QUOTE(made @ Mar 22 2006, 09:25 AM) [snapback]306999[/snapback]
Already knew this.
Also if your GF/Partner sucks cock and swallows cum on a regular basis she has 40% less chance of breast cancer.
well, looks like I've been helping to stop breast cancer since 1986
post #20
22 March 2006, 15:12 UTC#20
Seriously Tomm. Its true.
And im right there with you Adem.
And im right there with you Adem.
post #21
22 March 2006, 15:13 UTC#21
QUOTE(made @ Mar 22 2006, 03:12 PM) [snapback]307045[/snapback]
Seriously Tomm. Its true.
And im right there with you Adem.
In that case maybe ill suck my own cock Image file not present in the recovered backup
Any tips mako?
post #22
22 March 2006, 15:21 UTC#22
Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #23
22 March 2006, 17:11 UTC#23
QUOTE(made @ Mar 22 2006, 03:25 PM) [snapback]306999[/snapback]
Also if your GF/Partner sucks cock and swallows cum on a regular basis she has 40% less chance of breast cancer.
You have just made me the happiest guy ever. Thank you, you sweet, kind man.
post #24
22 March 2006, 17:14 UTC#24
Lol, I saw it on some medical show.
post #25
22 March 2006, 17:14 UTC#25
I've jsut this second prevented my chances of getting cancer 
post #26
22 March 2006, 17:50 UTC#26
QUOTE(chorus @ Mar 22 2006, 05:14 PM) [snapback]307152[/snapback]
I've jsut this second prevented my chances of getting cancer
Taste good?
post #27
22 March 2006, 17:56 UTC#27
very