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Man severs own penis.

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post #1
19 March 2006, 09:28 UTC#1
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Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.

Smashing car windows



Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.

The occupants were not home, he added.

Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.

"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.

Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.

"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.
post #2
19 March 2006, 10:42 UTC#2
That's proper fucked, Id rather die than cut off my bellend.
post #3
19 March 2006, 10:48 UTC#3
the stupid fuck doesn't deserve to have it reattached. they should leave it off.
post #4
19 March 2006, 12:25 UTC#4
haha wtf, crazy dude, id hate to be the guy that had to carry the penis back to HQ
post #5
20 March 2006, 08:43 UTC#5
I wonder if it hit any of them in the face Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #6
20 March 2006, 09:54 UTC#6
PICS?
post #7
20 March 2006, 10:13 UTC#7
:huh:
post #8
20 March 2006, 10:30 UTC#8
QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 19 2006, 10:48 AM) [snapback]305170[/snapback]

the stupid fuck doesn't deserve to have it reattached. they should leave it off.


Or surgically replace it with one of them cocktail umbrellas.
post #9
20 March 2006, 10:47 UTC#9
What an utter mindless idiot. Who'd sever their own penis? That is just fucked up.
post #10
20 March 2006, 12:03 UTC#10
he had problems with his girl so he chops off the only dignity he has HIS MAN HOOD! what a vagina...
post #11
20 March 2006, 12:09 UTC#11
Probably was on something to make him act like that, not many people will do that unless their mind is really fucked up for whatever reason.
post #12
20 March 2006, 12:24 UTC#12
Its all that hip hop those kids listen to.
post #13
20 March 2006, 15:33 UTC#13
Why would people do that? Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #14
20 March 2006, 15:56 UTC#14
That's fucking sick, why would that even come to mind to chop off your penis. People are fucked up.
post #15
20 March 2006, 16:22 UTC#15
is it just me or has there been quite alot of threads about mutalation to penis's ??
and yeah id much rath die than cut off my bellend
post #16
20 March 2006, 16:44 UTC#16
I would have done the same thing in his position. Think it through - you're going down for aggravated assault and criminal damge, quite possibly the two most serious crimes in the history of the universe. What other choice do you have than to throw your own dismembered genitals at an officer of the law?
post #17
20 March 2006, 16:47 UTC#17
If only that happened in Leeds, then people would still have their shoes...