13 March 2006, 04:51 UTC#1
Honestly, how the fuck could you ever stick your dick in an animal?
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If our mail is any indication, many of you are very interested in the case of the Arizona man who was arrested this weekend after being found in a neighbor's barn with his pants down and a gray lamb at his side. Leroy Johnson, a deputy chief with the Mesa Fire Department, was nabbed shortly after the neighbor's teenage daughter watched him drag the animal into the family barn Saturday afternoon. When later confronted, the 52-year-old Johnson, who apparently had been drinking, told the neighbor (who has the improbable name of Alan Goats), "You caught me Alan, I tried to fuck your sheep." We'll let you explore all the gory details yourself, via a (too) detailed Maricopa County Sheriff's Office report. Johnson, seen at right in a booking photo, was charged with trespassing, disorderly conduct, and public sexual indecency. Along with releasing its report on the incident, the sheriff's office provided TSG with evidence photos of the poor lamb--who is pictured below--and the alleged scene of the crime. We'll excuse ourselves now. We have to shower.
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0307062inside1.jpgExternal image not preserved — inspect source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0307062sheep1.jpghttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0307062sheep1.html13 March 2006, 04:53 UTC#2
thats fucked up
13 March 2006, 04:57 UTC#3
haha thats so dirty
13 March 2006, 05:01 UTC#4
how depressing must it be to be that lonely that you get to the point of thinking "mmm today I'm goona go ass rape that sexy sheep".
13 March 2006, 05:24 UTC#5
Beastiality = Image file not present in the recovered backup
13 March 2006, 05:28 UTC#6
QUOTE(RandomActsofStupidity @ Mar 13 2006, 12:24 AM) [snapback]301966[/snapback]
Beastiality = Image file not present in the recovered backup
agreed
13 March 2006, 07:53 UTC#7
Weird, he looks like a sheep.
13 March 2006, 07:54 UTC#8
W/e does it for ya I guess
13 March 2006, 07:59 UTC#9
QUOTE(neKa @ Mar 13 2006, 07:53 AM) [snapback]302040[/snapback]
Weird, he looks like a sheep.
hahaha
13 March 2006, 08:08 UTC#10
When youre so desperate to get laid why dont you just go to a whore instead of fucking a goat?
13 March 2006, 08:09 UTC#11
QUOTE(Ding_Dong @ Mar 13 2006, 08:08 AM) [snapback]302054[/snapback]
When youre so desperate to get laid why dont you just go to a whore instead of fucking a goat?
whores want money...goats will do it for free.
13 March 2006, 08:14 UTC#12
QUOTE(Ding_Dong @ Mar 13 2006, 08:08 AM) [snapback]302054[/snapback]
When youre so desperate to get laid why dont you just go to a whore instead of fucking a goat?
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Mar 13 2006, 08:09 AM) [snapback]302055[/snapback]
QUOTE(Ding_Dong @ Mar 13 2006, 08:08 AM) [snapback]302054[/snapback]
When youre so desperate to get laid why dont you just go to a whore instead of fucking a goat?
whores want money...goats will do it for free.
It was a sheep not a goat
Image file not present in the recovered backup13 March 2006, 08:30 UTC#13
QUOTE(womp @ Mar 13 2006, 09:14 AM) [snapback]302058[/snapback]
QUOTE(Ding_Dong @ Mar 13 2006, 08:08 AM) [snapback]302054[/snapback]
When youre so desperate to get laid why dont you just go to a whore instead of fucking a goat?
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Mar 13 2006, 08:09 AM) [snapback]302055[/snapback]
QUOTE(Ding_Dong @ Mar 13 2006, 08:08 AM) [snapback]302054[/snapback]
When youre so desperate to get laid why dont you just go to a whore instead of fucking a goat?
whores want money...goats will do it for free.
It was a sheep not a goat
Image file not present in the recovered backupsheep or goat I still wouldnt fuck it.
13 March 2006, 10:05 UTC#14
QUOTE(WEAK @ Mar 13 2006, 04:51 AM) [snapback]301955[/snapback]
THATS FUCKING HAWT, I would hit it.
13 March 2006, 15:18 UTC#15
Whats the big deal? Tomm does this all the time.
13 March 2006, 15:25 UTC#16
QUOTE(CullenFF @ Mar 12 2006, 11:53 PM) [snapback]301956[/snapback]
thats fucked up
13 March 2006, 21:40 UTC#17
QUOTE(depth @ Mar 13 2006, 03:18 PM) [snapback]302165[/snapback]
Whats the big deal? Tomm does this all the time.
As the old saying goes... When in Wales
Image file not present in the recovered backup13 March 2006, 22:20 UTC#18
just fucking LOOK at the guy, of course he's gonna turn to tapping sheep.
13 March 2006, 23:09 UTC#19
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Mar 13 2006, 06:01 AM) [snapback]301958[/snapback]
how depressing must it be to be that lonely that you get to the point of thinking "mmm today I'm goona go ass rape that sexy sheep".
hahahahaha soo true
