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10 March 2006, 01:38 UTC#1
so for english class, we were supposed to write a speech and deliver it tommorow, as it's required by the english department. We could pick anything we wanted to write about, so I picked those dirty emo-kids. I thought it was pretty funnayy so I decided to share...... Image file not present in the recovered backup
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"The Outrageous Emo-Kid" - by Alex Davis
For years, the earth has been plagued by a race of emotionally disgusting individuals called "Emo-Kids". These people have been around for years, but are only recently being recognized as a social clique. They listen to "Emo-Music" which is a sub-genre of the hard-core music scene. Emo-kids like to listen to bands of full grown men screaming like little girls. UrbanDictionaty.com defines emo-music as "Punk on estrogen". Emo-kids like to sit in their room and make it look like they cut themselves, as they don't have the nabbs to do the real thing. It's easy to spot an emo-kid. They usually roll in groups of 3 or more, and wear mostly black attire. Most emo-kids dye their hair black, and have a length of hair to the side of their face, which covers one eye. This is commonly known as an "Emo-Flap" One of the easiest ways to spot an emo-kid, is to look for the boy standing alone in the corner of the room playing with his trusty Emo-flap. It's hard to tell emo-kid's emotions, because they're usually looking down, or showing off the blank stare on their face that they spent 2 hours looking in the mirror practicing that same morning. That is, after they spent 3 hours straightening their hair into the perfect emo-flap. An emo kid shows no real emotion, despite their name. Many emo-kid's bad attitudes can be credited to the discomfort they feel in their groin, from the extremely tight pants they wear. Many emo kids wear clothing intended for the opposite sex. The biggest thrill in the world for an emo-boy, (next to the release of a new Dashboard Confessional album) is to find a spare pair of pants one of their female friends is getting rid of. One of the biggest mysteries surrounding the emo trend is the fact that Emo-kids wear scarves all year round. Even on the hottest days of summer, it's not uncommon to find an Emo-kid wearing a scarf. Emo-kids enjoy some forms of live music. They usually have a hard time moving at shows, and stand around blankly, and tap their foot to the soft-core beat. When emo-kids aren't at the mall smoking and looking trendy, they're at a live show. And when they're not at a live show, they're at home on Myspace.com. The appeal of Myspace.com is still a mystery to the non-emo world, as emo-kids can spend hours on end at Myspace.com. Myspace.com is a way for emo-kids to communicate without actually making human contact with one another. Emo-kids love to battle it out to see who has a more obscure taste of music. Sometimes an emo-fight can break out on Myspace.com, and many comments will be left back and forth telling how much better one another's taste in music is. In the end, no-one gets hurt, because emo-kids are too afraid to face any conflict that is not online. AOL Instant messenger is a great way to talk to all your friends at once, without ringing up a big phone bill, but BEWARE! AOL Instant messenger is flooded with emo-kids. It's easy to spot an emo-kid online, as their display name usually consists mostly of "X"es, and the words "Bang Bang", "Pain", and one of their favorite bands. Just be sure to check their user profile to see if they have lengthy confusing song lyrics that make no sense. If you think you might be dealing with an emo-kid, it's best to block off all contact with them, before you get drawn into their miserable lifestyle.
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"The Outrageous Emo-Kid" - by Alex Davis
For years, the earth has been plagued by a race of emotionally disgusting individuals called "Emo-Kids". These people have been around for years, but are only recently being recognized as a social clique. They listen to "Emo-Music" which is a sub-genre of the hard-core music scene. Emo-kids like to listen to bands of full grown men screaming like little girls. UrbanDictionaty.com defines emo-music as "Punk on estrogen". Emo-kids like to sit in their room and make it look like they cut themselves, as they don't have the nabbs to do the real thing. It's easy to spot an emo-kid. They usually roll in groups of 3 or more, and wear mostly black attire. Most emo-kids dye their hair black, and have a length of hair to the side of their face, which covers one eye. This is commonly known as an "Emo-Flap" One of the easiest ways to spot an emo-kid, is to look for the boy standing alone in the corner of the room playing with his trusty Emo-flap. It's hard to tell emo-kid's emotions, because they're usually looking down, or showing off the blank stare on their face that they spent 2 hours looking in the mirror practicing that same morning. That is, after they spent 3 hours straightening their hair into the perfect emo-flap. An emo kid shows no real emotion, despite their name. Many emo-kid's bad attitudes can be credited to the discomfort they feel in their groin, from the extremely tight pants they wear. Many emo kids wear clothing intended for the opposite sex. The biggest thrill in the world for an emo-boy, (next to the release of a new Dashboard Confessional album) is to find a spare pair of pants one of their female friends is getting rid of. One of the biggest mysteries surrounding the emo trend is the fact that Emo-kids wear scarves all year round. Even on the hottest days of summer, it's not uncommon to find an Emo-kid wearing a scarf. Emo-kids enjoy some forms of live music. They usually have a hard time moving at shows, and stand around blankly, and tap their foot to the soft-core beat. When emo-kids aren't at the mall smoking and looking trendy, they're at a live show. And when they're not at a live show, they're at home on Myspace.com. The appeal of Myspace.com is still a mystery to the non-emo world, as emo-kids can spend hours on end at Myspace.com. Myspace.com is a way for emo-kids to communicate without actually making human contact with one another. Emo-kids love to battle it out to see who has a more obscure taste of music. Sometimes an emo-fight can break out on Myspace.com, and many comments will be left back and forth telling how much better one another's taste in music is. In the end, no-one gets hurt, because emo-kids are too afraid to face any conflict that is not online. AOL Instant messenger is a great way to talk to all your friends at once, without ringing up a big phone bill, but BEWARE! AOL Instant messenger is flooded with emo-kids. It's easy to spot an emo-kid online, as their display name usually consists mostly of "X"es, and the words "Bang Bang", "Pain", and one of their favorite bands. Just be sure to check their user profile to see if they have lengthy confusing song lyrics that make no sense. If you think you might be dealing with an emo-kid, it's best to block off all contact with them, before you get drawn into their miserable lifestyle.
