"First Annual Totnes Wank-Art Festival this Saturday!"

Well this all started as a bit of a lark because my Master wanted to arrange for me to have sex with a person of his choosing, so he came up with this random idea, but now the more I think about it, the more it is turning me on. In my mind now, its sort of a combination of art and sex (afterall some say that sex is an art form), and not only will the males (and some females have written to me about their eligibility as well) enjoy it, but even after the "art" is on display, all of the weekend Totnes walkers, the tourists, and the like, can have themselves a bit of an art exposition to look at. So for those who missed it, here's how it goes.

All entrants are to download and print one of my photos and then wank onto it. Please only one male per photo, but if you want to ejaculate numerous times (and I would certainly be flattered by that) feel free to errr....feel free. Then sometime before noon on Saturday, the photo must be hung (to say nothing of the entrants) somewhere in a prominent public place near town centre in Totnes (in Devon, for you non local types). Around High Street, the train station, bus stops, or the swimming pavilion - anywhere it can be highly visable to passersby. All entrants should write their mypace name legibly (try not to "cover it up") on the bottom of the photo sheet.

Beginning Saturday afternoon, I will go out and about in town - for my usual shopping and other weekend errands, but I will make a particular effort to seek out all the the contestants' "products", and I will record for my recordsthe myspace name of the best entrant. By best, I am not just referring to the volume of DNA on display, but also the dispersion, the placement, and whether it looks well just like white clouds overhead, or say a topographical map of Afganistan.

I will contact the winner and arrange to have full-on sex with him so that he can once again contribute to my body of art - the least I can do, don't you think?

This will certainly satisfy my Master's demands, and at least one of the two of us - almost guaranteed. All of you, men, women, entrants, and anyone you can think of 18 years or older, are invited to take a walk about in Totnes on Saturday afternoon, and judge for yourself.

Good luck, and I suggest you get to Morrison's before they run out of hand lotion.

Love,
Juli xxx

Blokes (yes and girls too) I might suggest you look for a sheltered wall when posting my photos covered in your spunk on Saturday or the rain might effect the viscosity of your emissions, resulting in unseemly runs and streaks. Unless this is what you are going for (kind of like a golfer adjusting his aim in the wind), please choose a covered area to post your DNA, and perhaps you should email me with the location, so I will know where to look. I will try to get out early afternoon to do the judging so that the impact of the weather can be minimized.

If any of you have no idea what I am talking about, I will repost my bulletin announcing the First Annual Totnes Spunk Art Festival tommorow late afternoon, so that you can review the "entry requirements" if you get my drift.

Fuck Bush, this global warming is all his fault!

ahahaha, thats fucking crackup, the myspace link is in nekas first post
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she looks like a fucking zombee