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post #1
07 March 2006, 03:00 UTC#1
I just got this letter in the mail, I'm guessing he took my number plate and did some research... seems pretty serious lol.

QUOTE


6/3/6

Jeremy Klein
ADRESS

Dear Fuckwit.

On sunday at around 4pm, you were seen driving your car east along grafton bridge, with 3 others inside. The rear left passenger was seen to spray paint out the window at pedestrians. You were aware of his actions.
You and your mates are fucking idiots.
You will be delt to by the long arm of the law. If you have not already been contacted by the police, you soon will be.

I hope nobody else tracks you down, who is not as considerate as me, as some people might take the law into their own hands and do nasty things to you and your car. I would never do that of course...... because you never know when it could happen, maybe even months later when you have started to relax......

Learn you lesson, act like a man, not a boy.

Signed

Dr EVIL.



Bwahahah, what a moron.

QUOTE
Long arm of the law....


Hahaha, what a douche.

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post #2
07 March 2006, 03:02 UTC#2
Dr EVIL, damn.

HAHAHAHA :D
post #3
07 March 2006, 03:04 UTC#3
QUOTE
I hope nobody else tracks you down, who is not as considerate as me, as some people might take the law into their own hands and do nasty things to you and your car


LOL, I wish more people would do this and not call in petty ass shit. Would make my job so much easier.
post #4
07 March 2006, 03:13 UTC#4
let's fuck that nigga up.
post #5
07 March 2006, 03:15 UTC#5
That is extremely creepy. That guy must have really been mad to do all that research. Some people are just so useless.
post #6
07 March 2006, 03:16 UTC#6
QUOTE(YATES @ Mar 6 2006, 10:13 PM) [snapback]298750[/snapback]

let's fuck that nigga up.

Haha get em yates

Does it have a return address?
post #7
07 March 2006, 03:26 UTC#7
No offense but he should've just bashed your car in. That's what I would've done. Why bother with a letter?


post #8
07 March 2006, 03:33 UTC#8
Imagine it's one of your friends pulling some joke on you?
post #9
07 March 2006, 03:39 UTC#9
Whoa....now he's going to wonder...fuck thats a good idea, to fuck with your friends.
post #10
07 March 2006, 03:41 UTC#10
QUOTE(MikeBorDumB @ Mar 7 2006, 03:16 AM) [snapback]298752[/snapback]

Does it have a return address?


Hmmm you gotta be pretty dumb to put one of those, on one of these.

QUOTE(WEAK @ Mar 7 2006, 03:26 AM) [snapback]298754[/snapback]

No offense but he should've just bashed your car in. That's what I would've done. Why bother with a letter?


yeah thats what I would have done... we were going kinda fast though... and he wasnt expecting it.

QUOTE(Mento Extraordinario @ Mar 7 2006, 03:33 AM) [snapback]298756[/snapback]

Imagine it's one of your friends pulling some joke on you?


I thought about that... but the only person who would do it was the person that sprayed (maria) and she dosent swear. And she dosent know my middle name.
post #11
07 March 2006, 03:45 UTC#11
Holy shit, This is nuts.

I'm with yates, lets get them fools.
post #12
07 March 2006, 05:03 UTC#12
QUOTE(Word @ Mar 7 2006, 03:41 AM) [snapback]298758[/snapback]

QUOTE(MikeBorDumB @ Mar 7 2006, 03:16 AM) [snapback]298752[/snapback]

Does it have a return address?


Hmmm you gotta be pretty dumb to put one of those, on one of these.

QUOTE(WEAK @ Mar 7 2006, 03:26 AM) [snapback]298754[/snapback]

No offense but he should've just bashed your car in. That's what I would've done. Why bother with a letter?


yeah thats what I would have done... we were going kinda fast though... and he wasnt expecting it.

QUOTE(Mento Extraordinario @ Mar 7 2006, 03:33 AM) [snapback]298756[/snapback]

Imagine it's one of your friends pulling some joke on you?


I thought about that... but the only person who would do it was the person that sprayed (maria) and she dosent swear. And she dosent know my middle name.


I sprayed, the back windows of your car dont work remember, it was funny shit tho, hopefully it made a mean line on his shirt.
post #13
07 March 2006, 07:47 UTC#13
His grammar is awful :| How did he manage to get your address using your number plate? I thought only certain people could use national car databases to bring up such information.
post #14
07 March 2006, 08:13 UTC#14
QUOTE(Adrian Rize @ Mar 7 2006, 05:03 AM) [snapback]298782[/snapback]

I sprayed, the back windows of your car dont work remember, it was funny shit tho, hopefully it made a mean line on his shirt.


Oh yeah... damn she still has my Krylon.

QUOTE(neKa @ Mar 7 2006, 07:47 AM) [snapback]298828[/snapback]

His grammar is awful :| How did he manage to get your address using your number plate? I thought only certain people could use national car databases to bring up such information.


$2 at a post office, will get you my home adress and my name. Its kinda dumb... cause people drive around... look at nice cars, get the plate.... $2 for info. Then when they go to bed... rock up and steal their rims.
post #15
07 March 2006, 08:33 UTC#15
film the letter and read it out while cutting back to the footage...make the edit more intresting
post #16
07 March 2006, 08:35 UTC#16
There was no footage. Not really film worthy.

But yeah im doing that method with some of our arrests :D
post #17
07 March 2006, 08:55 UTC#17
my mate sam got a letter saying the following or something along the lines of...


Dear Samual (lastname...)

I recently witnessed one of your friends (me) urinate in my birdbath, then run into your escape vehicle. I have given your name and adress to the police and have layed a formal complaint.

Yours, Edward Brice



yep, that was like 2months ago and the police thing was a threat coz we never heard from them...
post #19
07 March 2006, 14:27 UTC#19
QUOTE(Word @ Mar 6 2006, 07:00 PM) [snapback]298738[/snapback]

I just got this letter in the mail, I'm guessing he took my number plate and did some research... seems pretty serious lol.

QUOTE


6/3/6

Jeremy Klein
ADRESS

Dear Fuckwit.

On sunday at around 4pm, you were seen driving your car east along grafton bridge, with 3 others inside. The rear left passenger was seen to spray paint out the window at pedestrians. You were aware of his actions.
You and your mates are fucking idiots.
You will be delt to by the long arm of the law. If you have not already been contacted by the police, you soon will be.

I hope nobody else tracks you down, who is not as considerate as me, as some people might take the law into their own hands and do nasty things to you and your car. I would never do that of course...... because you never know when it could happen, maybe even months later when you have started to relax......

Learn you lesson, act like a man, not a boy.

Signed

Dr EVIL.



Bwahahah, what a moron.

QUOTE
Long arm of the law....


Hahaha, what a douche.

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one of your friends are fucking around with you. nobody sane would write you some dumb shit like that , people just call the cops.
post #20
07 March 2006, 21:14 UTC#20
impossible, it was deffinately a person that got sprayed, the only people in the car were me, word and a girl, the girl would never writer a letter like that, it would have been some dumb old man.
post #21
07 March 2006, 21:18 UTC#21
Then it's you Adrian ;)