03 March 2006, 02:16 UTC#1
Q: Whats the difference between, winter snow tires, and a black guy?
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03 March 2006, 02:25 UTC#2
whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in a oven
whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit?
a bucket
why are jews' noses so big?
cuz air is free
A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar,
and thats only the first guy!
How do you get a dozen jews in a car?
throw a nickel in
How do you fit a shitload of jews in a car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash tray.
03 March 2006, 02:28 UTC#3
Holy shit Karl, haha. I guess you're not Jewish.
03 March 2006, 02:30 UTC#4
ok, check this out.
this guy named Shawn made a thread.
and it was the stupidest thread ever.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
the end.
03 March 2006, 02:37 UTC#5
03 March 2006, 02:43 UTC#6
What's big, white, and sits in the corner?
A naughty fridge.
03 March 2006, 03:30 UTC#7
QUOTE(YATES @ Mar 2 2006, 11:30 PM) [snapback]296512[/snapback]
ok, check this out.
this guy named Shawn made a thread.
and it was the stupidest thread ever.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
the end.
Yates...you beat me 2 it...greatly put!
03 March 2006, 03:42 UTC#8
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
03 March 2006, 05:45 UTC#9
What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?
How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!
What do you call a ship full of fags?
The navy!
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit!
Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice!
Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner!
What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork
Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
03 March 2006, 06:52 UTC#10
Did you hear about the new jewish sports car?
Not only does it stop on a dime but it picks it up for you too.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a picnic table?
A picnic table can support a family of four..
But honestly.. I dont like black jokes... when I was growing up my best friend was black...
but then my dad sold him.
03 March 2006, 09:43 UTC#11
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you."
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids, too."
The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards, too."
The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "What's that?"
