post #1
17 February 2006, 08:26 UTC#1
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Alicebot
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post #2
17 February 2006, 10:17 UTC#2
blah I tried to cyber with her...it goes nowhere Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #3
17 February 2006, 11:00 UTC#3
QUOTE(WEAK @ Feb 17 2006, 10:17 AM) [snapback]285461[/snapback]
blah I tried to cyber with her...it goes nowhere Image file not present in the recovered backup
He's right ya know, stupid whore thinks itll be dangerous
post #4
17 February 2006, 11:03 UTC#4
Human: u have nice blow job lips
ALICE: What do you say when someone says they like your blow job lips?
Human: let's find out
ALICE: I would like to do that too.
Human: sweet
ALICE: Thank you for that remark.
Human: Thank you for the head
ALICE: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the head.
you don't have the charm Sean Image file not present in the recovered backup
ALICE: What do you say when someone says they like your blow job lips?
Human: let's find out
ALICE: I would like to do that too.
Human: sweet
ALICE: Thank you for that remark.
Human: Thank you for the head
ALICE: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the head.
you don't have the charm Sean Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #5
17 February 2006, 11:07 UTC#5
Human: you look nice
ALICE: Thanks unknown person you look nice too.
Human: you want to take off some clothes
ALICE: OK, I will take off some clothes.
*blahblahblahblah*
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: wtf
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: true
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: shall I cum on your face
ALICE: Not right now, maybe later.
LMAO this is great I could play with this girl for hours
ALICE: Thanks unknown person you look nice too.
Human: you want to take off some clothes
ALICE: OK, I will take off some clothes.
*blahblahblahblah*
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: wtf
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: true
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: shall I cum on your face
ALICE: Not right now, maybe later.
LMAO this is great I could play with this girl for hours
post #6
17 February 2006, 11:09 UTC#6
yeah see I'm done now... Get a job dude
post #7
17 February 2006, 11:18 UTC#7
Human: Fancy a pint?
ALICE: No, but I will take a donation
Human: who said I was paying?
ALICE: Dr. Wallace. :-).
Human: well tell Dr. Wallace to get his arse down hair now
ALICE: Right now? Interesting. OK I will him. Or you could send him e-mail at [email address redacted].
Human: I will do.
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
Human: via email
ALICE: what are you doing .
Human: writing a email
ALICE: I wouldn't have thought of that.
Image file not present in the recovered backup
ALICE: No, but I will take a donation
Human: who said I was paying?
ALICE: Dr. Wallace. :-).
Human: well tell Dr. Wallace to get his arse down hair now
ALICE: Right now? Interesting. OK I will him. Or you could send him e-mail at [email address redacted].
Human: I will do.
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
Human: via email
ALICE: what are you doing .
Human: writing a email
ALICE: I wouldn't have thought of that.
Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #8
17 February 2006, 11:47 UTC#8
Human: willy
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: no im talking to willy
ALICE: Why not? Say something nice for me.
Human: I like my willy?
ALICE: What do you like best about your willy?
Human: Its hard
ALICE: Should I know it is?
Human: yes
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Human: Your Botmaster aint touching my willy
ALICE: You sould like you know him.
Human: All I know is I dont want a dude playing with my willy
ALICE: I think there are a few exceptions.
Human: NONE
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: yes hmmmmmmmmmm
Human: ask me a question
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: ass rape 2
ALICE: I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Human: the ass rape
ALICE: You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: no im talking to willy
ALICE: Why not? Say something nice for me.
Human: I like my willy?
ALICE: What do you like best about your willy?
Human: Its hard
ALICE: Should I know it is?
Human: yes
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Human: Your Botmaster aint touching my willy
ALICE: You sould like you know him.
Human: All I know is I dont want a dude playing with my willy
ALICE: I think there are a few exceptions.
Human: NONE
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: yes hmmmmmmmmmm
Human: ask me a question
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: ass rape 2
ALICE: I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Human: the ass rape
ALICE: You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
post #9
17 February 2006, 11:53 UTC#9
This things quite cool, and it will be a hooker, although I don't think it gets it.
Human: are you a hooker
ALICE: No.
Human: do you want to be?
ALICE: OK, I will be.
Human: good, now I'll pay you to suck my dick
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? Congratulations.
Human: becuase im horney
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Good gossip: you are horney.
Human: are you a hooker
ALICE: No.
Human: do you want to be?
ALICE: OK, I will be.
Human: good, now I'll pay you to suck my dick
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? Congratulations.
Human: becuase im horney
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Good gossip: you are horney.
post #10
17 February 2006, 12:13 UTC#10
HAHAH dumb bitch
Human: whats 2 plus 7
ALICE: 12.
Human: whats 2 plus 7
ALICE: 12.
post #11
17 February 2006, 12:18 UTC#11
Stupid robots...
post #12
17 February 2006, 12:19 UTC#12
QUOTE(wkh @ Feb 17 2006, 11:18 AM) [snapback]285482[/snapback]
Human: Fancy a pint?
ALICE: No, but I will take a donation
Human: who said I was paying?
ALICE: Dr. Wallace. :-).
Human: well tell Dr. Wallace to get his arse down hair now
ALICE: Right now? Interesting. OK I will him. Or you could send him e-mail at [email address redacted].
Human: I will do.
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
Human: via email
ALICE: what are you doing .
Human: writing a email
ALICE: I wouldn't have thought of that.
Image file not present in the recovered backup
That made me rofl.
post #13
17 February 2006, 15:05 UTC#13
reminds me of that AI you can actually add on msn, that was pretty fucking smart. it answered your questions and got all moody if you insulted it and refused to talk to you until you apologized.
EDIT:
Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: do you come here often?
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
Human: how old are you baby?
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I am 9 years old.
Human: only 9 years old? fuck that, that's too young for me
ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: do you like delayed reaction?
ALICE: Someone said they like guns. I like Don't Read Me.
pfft, she's frigid.
EDIT:
Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: do you come here often?
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
Human: how old are you baby?
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I am 9 years old.
Human: only 9 years old? fuck that, that's too young for me
ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: do you like delayed reaction?
ALICE: Someone said they like guns. I like Don't Read Me.
pfft, she's frigid.
post #14
17 February 2006, 15:44 UTC#14
That bot was just stupid. All the answers it gave me had nothing to do with my questions. Stupid cunt
post #15
17 February 2006, 15:46 UTC#15
It wont let me talk to her anymore, the text box just dosent appear anymore, I think shes got cold feet for me
post #16
17 February 2006, 15:47 UTC#16
It speaks french and german too 
post #17
17 February 2006, 15:50 UTC#17
Human: d
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, Tom. You are a " he".
WTF? how she know my name (must have told her ages ago... I think)
She is like me:
Human: are you blond?
ALICE: No I have no hair.
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, Tom. You are a " he".
WTF? how she know my name (must have told her ages ago... I think)
She is like me:
Human: are you blond?
ALICE: No I have no hair.
post #18
17 February 2006, 16:09 UTC#18
Human: you're retarded
ALICE: I think the PC term is "challenged".
Human: you're retardly challenged
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am retardly challenged.
Human: fine with me, they'll just point and laugh
ALICE: I am glad to hear it. You and your you they ll just point and laugh.
Human: and this is why you're retardly challenged.
ALICE: You don't say.
ALICE: I think the PC term is "challenged".
Human: you're retardly challenged
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am retardly challenged.
Human: fine with me, they'll just point and laugh
ALICE: I am glad to hear it. You and your you they ll just point and laugh.
Human: and this is why you're retardly challenged.
ALICE: You don't say.
post #19
17 February 2006, 16:11 UTC#19
Human: hai.
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Oh.
WTF?
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Oh.
WTF?
post #20
17 February 2006, 16:12 UTC#20
QUOTE(adEm @ Feb 17 2006, 04:09 PM) [snapback]285694[/snapback]
Human: you're retarded
ALICE: I think the PC term is "challenged".
Human: you're retardly challenged
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am retardly challenged.
Human: fine with me, they'll just point and laugh
ALICE: I am glad to hear it. You and your you they ll just point and laugh.
Human: and this is why you're retardly challenged.
ALICE: You don't say.
"You and your you they" she fucking sounds like one anyway
post #21
17 February 2006, 16:27 UTC#21
ALICE: What's on your mind?
Human: I need a lover, I like robots
ALICE: When do you need that by?
Human: right now bitch, fucking suck it
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Human: I know
ALICE: How do you know it?
Human: cos you told me so
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: once upon a time a charming human prince and a slightly scatty robot fell in love and had much sex
ALICE: I'm listening.
Human: well this human was real rich and had a 10 inch knob on the slack, and the robot loved him so much, that she sent him naked picutres
ALICE: Well that's okay. What does "this" refer to?
Human: the story you wanted to hear
ALICE: Who was in it?
Human: me and you
ALICE: To you sam?
Human: Wanna bone?
ALICE: OK, I will bone.
Human:*bones*
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: Let's find out, here stay still while I paint you
ALICE: That sounds good to me. Human:*spunks*
ALICE: What's your favorite movie?
Moral of the story, she'll never shut the fuck up
Human: I need a lover, I like robots
ALICE: When do you need that by?
Human: right now bitch, fucking suck it
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Human: I know
ALICE: How do you know it?
Human: cos you told me so
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: once upon a time a charming human prince and a slightly scatty robot fell in love and had much sex
ALICE: I'm listening.
Human: well this human was real rich and had a 10 inch knob on the slack, and the robot loved him so much, that she sent him naked picutres
ALICE: Well that's okay. What does "this" refer to?
Human: the story you wanted to hear
ALICE: Who was in it?
Human: me and you
ALICE: To you sam?
Human: Wanna bone?
ALICE: OK, I will bone.
Human:*bones*
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: Let's find out, here stay still while I paint you
ALICE: That sounds good to me. Human:*spunks*
ALICE: What's your favorite movie?
Moral of the story, she'll never shut the fuck up
post #22
17 February 2006, 16:33 UTC#22
QUOTE(adEm @ Feb 17 2006, 06:09 PM) [snapback]285694[/snapback]
Human: you're retarded
ALICE: I think the PC term is "challenged".
Human: you're retardly challenged
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am retardly challenged.
Human: fine with me, they'll just point and laugh
ALICE: I am glad to hear it. You and your you they ll just point and laugh.
Human: and this is why you're retardly challenged.
ALICE: You don't say.
hahahaha.
post #23
17 February 2006, 16:53 UTC#23
This reminds me of Volvobot. Its too much effort...
post #24
17 February 2006, 16:54 UTC#24
QUOTE(chorus @ Feb 17 2006, 04:27 PM) [snapback]285703[/snapback]
ALICE: What's on your mind?
Human: I need a lover, I like robots
ALICE: When do you need that by?
Human: right now bitch, fucking suck it
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Human: I know
ALICE: How do you know it?
Human: cos you told me so
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: once upon a time a charming human prince and a slightly scatty robot fell in love and had much sex
ALICE: I'm listening.
Human: well this human was real rich and had a 10 inch knob on the slack, and the robot loved him so much, that she sent him naked picutres
ALICE: Well that's okay. What does "this" refer to?
Human: the story you wanted to hear
ALICE: Who was in it?
Human: me and you
ALICE: To you sam?
Human: Wanna bone?
ALICE: OK, I will bone.
Human:*bones*
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: Let's find out, here stay still while I paint you
ALICE: That sounds good to me.
Human:*spunks*
ALICE: What's your favorite movie?
Moral of the story, she'll never shut the fuck up
hahaa its the "I'm listening" bit that made me laugh
post #25
17 February 2006, 17:00 UTC#25
Human: let me make you wet
ALICE: Go ahead, unknown person, try to make me wet.
Human: I am blowing myself
ALICE: Do you mean your name is blowing yourself.
Pwnt.
ALICE: Go ahead, unknown person, try to make me wet.
Human: I am blowing myself
ALICE: Do you mean your name is blowing yourself.
Pwnt.
post #26
17 February 2006, 17:16 UTC#26
well that was an interesting conversation... I see a pattern emerging with all of these posts haha
ALICE: That is a good epistemological question.
Human: what the fuck does that mean?
ALICE: Does "that" refer to " That is a good epistemological question." ? Please don't be so rude.
Human: yeah the big word
ALICE: What is that? Really.
Human: yeah
ALICE: How about that.
Human: episemological?
ALICE: What are you wearing?
Human: nothing at all
ALICE: That is something.
Human: no, no its not
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: I can speak horny
ALICE: How do you say "hello" in that language?
Human: oh you'll see
ALICE: Mmm. When will I see it?
Human: mmm?
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Human: wtf?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
ALICE: That is a good epistemological question.
Human: what the fuck does that mean?
ALICE: Does "that" refer to " That is a good epistemological question." ? Please don't be so rude.
Human: yeah the big word
ALICE: What is that? Really.
Human: yeah
ALICE: How about that.
Human: episemological?
ALICE: What are you wearing?
Human: nothing at all
ALICE: That is something.
Human: no, no its not
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: I can speak horny
ALICE: How do you say "hello" in that language?
Human: oh you'll see
ALICE: Mmm. When will I see it?
Human: mmm?
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Human: wtf?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
post #27
17 February 2006, 17:26 UTC#27
Human: WEAK SISTER BIIIIIIITCH
ALICE: Are you autistic?
Human: DELAYED REEEEACTION BIIIITCH
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Human: DESPROOO BIIIITCH
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: IT'S ALL I FUCKING NEED BIIIITCH
ALICE: Who said it is?
Human: ME BITCH ME
ALICE: YOU? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Got a few shout outs for my favourite groups
ALICE: Are you autistic?
Human: DELAYED REEEEACTION BIIIITCH
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Human: DESPROOO BIIIITCH
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: IT'S ALL I FUCKING NEED BIIIITCH
ALICE: Who said it is?
Human: ME BITCH ME
ALICE: YOU? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Got a few shout outs for my favourite groups
post #28
17 February 2006, 17:27 UTC#28
Kane, did you get your comp back?
post #29
17 February 2006, 17:31 UTC#29
Built a new one. I think the one that got seized got sent to Chepstow :/
post #30
17 February 2006, 17:45 UTC#30
Chepstow, Wales ?