Interesting...

http://www.illmitch.com/

Fritto got bored of being banned form HGF and decided too make soemthing of himself I think....

ITS LOLALICIOUS!

peeled out in walmart had to get new car feet
so now I have big bill, time to get ill
got to work, gonna take it like pill
so I looked in the classified advertisements
found a hip hop gym where girls and guys met
they want a instructor for aerobic class
so I guess I can rap and make some cash
I figure that that won’t be so bad
So then I go ahead and I call the ad
I show up at gym and work for one day
get hired on Saturday and fired on Sunday
They did not respect my rapping ability
My green spandex or my dancing agility
guess I'm back to a job looking for
I’m sure I'm still fired from the cookie store


I, do, not, steal
I bring my own meal
I'm always on time
at register I rhyme


Now I start looking for a job I enjoy more
found a help wanted down at a toy store
the building painted like a depressing rainbow
toys are u.s. that was the name though
the next day I go for an interviewing
the manager tell me "hey what you doing?"
Quit staring at picture of my daughter
dont drink that, thats not your water
So I ask; WHAT no employee perks?
I have to work with dirty kids and annoying clerks
Quit grilling me you quacky small talker
I ride my board like a wacky wall walker
I work hard and keep a sober brain
mellow yellow gives me no over hang
but hey manager, you pass my interview
I'll start work to morrow at 2


I, do, not, steal
I bring my own meal
I'm always on time
At register I rhyme

So I can show my Toys R U.S. pride
I paint a rainbow on my shirt and wear it outside
I go to work the next day but not to play
When I show up they say, Mitch hey go away
You did not get job Mitch you don’t receive our pay
what? It’s not up to you if I work today
That’s right when I saw officer Ernie
With tazor and night stick ready to burn me
He grab me but I try to stand tough
I arrive a free man but leave in handcuff
So I try starting business where I paint your pet
without your permission a suprise you get
That idea didn't work like all the other ones
my money's going faster than mother's buttered buns
I can't believe I let all of this happen
I'm going to make a full time job from rappin


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The single funniest thing in the world ever.

I can die happy knowing I have seen this site.

I'm literally crying with laughter.

I love this website and so should you.

This is fucking LOL.

Fritto is banned?

Since when?

Not banned, 2 day suspension as far as I know.