Holy Fucking Shit

OMFG. The greatest thing of all time just happened right out my window, and because Ive returned my camera, I did not get it on tape.

This black crackhead went up to this building right accross from me and started taking a shit in broad day light. He used his shopping cart as a mild cover. Then the security guard from building runs over and tells him "no no no" while hes in the middle of shitting. The crackhead starts saying "get the fuck away from me motherfucker, ill stick you, im shitting". Then the security guard starts pulling away his shopping cart away from him. He hangs on to it while squatting on the ground taking a shit. He starts yelling all kinds as he hangs on to the shopping cart and shits at the same fucking time.

The security guard lets go for a brief second,t he guy whipes his ass and then get sup and pulls out a needle..obviously that uses for drugs. He says shit along the lines of 'im dying motherfucker, get the fuck away from me' etc. etc. etc.

They nearly started fighting. It was seriously one of the greatest things I have EVER FUCKING SEEN.

Living in downtown LA...crazy ass shit happens on a daily basis...but I have never seen anything as fucking hilarious as this. Alot of time you gotta be at the right place and the right time, and this happened right outside my fucking window.

I seriously wanna smash my fuckin head itn for not being able to get this on tape. You have no idea how priceless it wouldve been. THE FUCKING GUY WAS FIGHTING THE SECURITY GUY OFF WHILE TAKING A FUCKING SHIT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT ON THE SIDEWALK! Image file not present in the recovered backup

LOL!!!

I want to live there.

Damn, that would have been some good footage

Sounds like a damn good time.

Amazing. LA is so damn classy.

Oh...I forgot to mention that my security guard is a fucking 50 year old asian. This was old little asian man versus pooping crackhead!

I honestly cannot express how pissed I fucking am. I just returned my fucking camera yesterday so that I could buy the DVC30. If I had waited one day, I couldve got this on tape crystal fucking clear. This seriously just ruined my dad

lol, I was expecting it to be some fat white guy. But that just makes it even better.

hahah...stupid crackheads

fuk I hate it when goodshit dont get on tape

same here man. I literally get depressed about it when its somethign this good.

I think we've all had that feeling weak...

haha I can already see myself laughing at this shit.. nothing happens down here.. or you have to go out and really look for it.. but its hard.

hows your dad feeling now?

Daamn, that would have been fucking funny to watch.

Can you imagine how good that woulda been for eFukt!?

I'm not even gonna go on, I bet you are plenty mad now.

Can't wait to get out there....

Sometimes I wish my eyes were cameras so that at anytime somethings going to happen, I don't have to worry about a camera. Like once I threw a football at a train, I threw it about 30-40ft maybe, hit the train, came flying back, I jumped but it hit me in the kneecap and I fell straight on my face in gravel....what the fuck chance in hell is that? But I wish out of everything we've done, that would have been on film.

haha...that is awesome

Fuck, that would have been awsome, why the fuck would you stay in close counters with a guy with a needle? fuck aids.

The footage I most would have wanted to get on camera, is when I got attacked by 4 niggers, scariest time of my life. But there is so much more... thats why I take my cam wherever I go

Bet your gutted, I know I would be.

Aww man that sucks that you did not get that on film.

Damn, shit like this makes me want to get to L.A

I got fucking rejected clearance 2 years ago by the consulate so looks like I wont get over for a while.

Image file not present in the recovered backup Wow lol I cant believe this shit happens normally everyday in LA pretty wack. hmmm Its kinda Ironic because I believe it was webby talkin about Trying to shit on newspaper while doing a shopping cart and heres some nub homeless dude who gets it half right. Man that would of been rad footage

Hahaha sounds fucking funny as.