25 January 2006, 16:18 UTC#1
Well I have booked a holiday for 2 weeks in helsinki and savonlinna. I will be spending most of the time aroudn my uncles and grandparents house near Ittäkeskus! Some place called VartionKyla...not shur ehow to spell it but also I will be gone for 3-4 days away to Savonlina most likely 27-30th or 31st to celebrate my birthday straight after JUHANUS!! yeah! ANyhow would be awesum if some of yous wud be up for a small meet up and a drink.....or just a chilll or watever man! Image file not present in the recovered backup Would be a honour to meet Vode specially and any other punk from Finland! haha
Well man...
DATES 23RD JUNE-7TH JULY most likely if not it would be till aroudn 3rd-7th july!! I will have emoney so wont mind buying couple of karhu beers!
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25 January 2006, 20:30 UTC#2
Vode doesn't live too far from Itäkeskus. You will be in his hoods!
25 January 2006, 21:27 UTC#3
I'll kick your ass if you dont behave
25 January 2006, 21:48 UTC#4
Be cautious though. There are cannibals living in the forests of Itäkeskus. Vode has told me some really fucked up stories about those savages. No joke.
25 January 2006, 21:57 UTC#5
lol, te olette helsinkista??? Kyla mina olen puhunut voden kansa, ja mä olen kaunit helsinkissa monta keerat, olen assunut siellaki
25 January 2006, 22:02 UTC#6
Me ollaan Espoosta
. But it's next to Helsinki anyway. I live like 30-40 minutes away from vode
25 January 2006, 22:04 UTC#7
yeah espoo I was workign jsut beside it like year ago in a warehouse
called Klinnkman OY. Yous should come to helsinkin city centre for a drink or something sometime!?
25 January 2006, 22:06 UTC#8
Yeah sounds pretty cool. I'm sure vode would be up for it too
25 January 2006, 22:09 UTC#9
QUOTE(benCKa @ Jan 25 2006, 09:48 PM) [snapback]272055[/snapback]
Be cautious though. There are cannibals living in the forests of Itäkeskus. Vode has told me some really fucked up stories about those savages. No joke.
Share these stories!
25 January 2006, 22:30 UTC#10
Well ok.. I don't like telling these stories cause they give me the creeps. Anyway, they only come out from their moisty caves on the second and third Sunday of the month (March excluded, they're in Sweden visiting their grandchildren in March). They eat mostly dead people, but sometimes there's not enough fresh dead bodies in the cemetaries, so sometimes the villagers of Itäkeskus sacrifice young virgins to these beasts. But if they're hungry enough, they might even attack people that are alive too, which sadly happened to our last vice president who was collecting blueberries drunk on Absinthe. He tried to run away from them but he ran into a rusty tandembike that was rolling down a steep hill out from nowhere so he fell and broke his left knee so these beasts caught him and chewed off his thighs and filled his lungs with raspberry cider and fed it to their queen. The cannibals have a high popularity among some groups of people here in Finland, which has granted them 13 seats in the parliament. Did anyone read this?
25 January 2006, 22:36 UTC#11
lol fuck me now I know why the goverment shot my parents
25 January 2006, 22:39 UTC#12
QUOTE(benCKa @ Jan 25 2006, 10:30 PM) [snapback]272074[/snapback]
Did anyone read this?
Yup very interesting. Entirely true? cause now I wanna go to Finland even more!
25 January 2006, 22:41 UTC#13
QUOTE(benCKa @ Jan 26 2006, 11:30 AM) [snapback]272074[/snapback]
Well ok.. I don't like telling these stories cause they give me the creeps. Anyway, they only come out from their moisty caves on the second and third Sunday of the month (March excluded, they're in Sweden visiting their grandchildren in March). They eat mostly dead people, but sometimes there's not enough fresh dead bodies in the cemetaries, so sometimes the villagers of Itäkeskus sacrifice young virgins to these beasts. But if they're hungry enough, they might even attack people that are alive too, which sadly happened to our last vice president who was collecting blueberries drunk on Absinthe. He tried to run away from them but he ran into a rusty tandembike that was rolling down a steep hill out from nowhere so he fell and broke his left knee so these beasts caught him and chewed off his thighs and filled his lungs with raspberry cider and fed it to their queen. The cannibals have a high popularity among some groups of people here in Finland, which has granted them 13 seats in the parliament. Did anyone read this?
w.t.f.
25 January 2006, 22:43 UTC#14
I guess u are confused..this shit is real!
25 January 2006, 22:47 UTC#15
Not so keen on coming to Finland anymore people huh?
25 January 2006, 22:50 UTC#16
I am.
Actually, I AM going to Finland, within the next few years. Sounds like some sick footage could be gotten there.
25 January 2006, 22:51 UTC#17
That is dirty, and I heard it wasn't a backwards country. Still would wanna go, just don't be a fag and go in the forests on a sunday and get eaten.
25 January 2006, 22:52 UTC#18
Or then you could get eaten by a hairy Finnish barbarian. So which do you choose?
25 January 2006, 22:53 UTC#19
Do you have any pictures or any news articles about them?
25 January 2006, 22:54 UTC#20
Iltasanoma(Finnis paper) tomorrow
Headline
BenCka a youth from Espoo is goign to be executed for scariying tourist from coming from all over the world to Finland. He has made some stories about ...#
oh hi can really see this hapening...
or a Finnish Niger...now you have 3 choices
Or a Gypsy actually...fucking mustalaiset
25 January 2006, 22:58 UTC#21
Wilbur, I'm kidding
Finland is a boring country. The only things that reside our forests are moose and bears and some other cute animals. We don't even have any cool homeless people here because our welfare system pays them off the streets into some nasty apartments. But it would be cool to have cannibals living in our wilds lol
Nah, well actually I like living in Finland a lot. People know so little about us, so this has to be the safest country in the world to live in.
25 January 2006, 22:59 UTC#22
damn man, but I'm still going there, the scenery looks sweet.
What countries have cannibals and crazy shit like that?
25 January 2006, 23:02 UTC#23
Well Papua-New Guinea is famous for their cannibals. Some African tribes might be into cannibalism too..
25 January 2006, 23:03 UTC#24
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Jan 25 2006, 10:59 PM) [snapback]272106[/snapback]
damn man, but I'm still going there, the scenery looks sweet.
What countries have cannibals and crazy shit like that?
South Korea...theirs a reason they dont let anyone in and out you know.....
25 January 2006, 23:05 UTC#25
When I asked you guys, I asked my girlfriend at the same time. She said Africa, and I was like fuck that.
Maybe I'll go to New Guinea someday.
25 January 2006, 23:05 UTC#26
South Korea is very open for outsiders, you're probably thinking of North Korea which is led by a dictator Kim Il-Jong.
I'm not sure if they let anyone into New-Guinea though. Or at least they will not let you travel there alone. Because these cannibals can really be very harmful
25 January 2006, 23:06 UTC#27
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Jan 25 2006, 11:05 PM) [snapback]272116[/snapback]
When I asked you guys, I asked my girlfriend at the same time. She said Africa, and I was like fuck that.
Maybe I'll go to New Guinea someday.
Do you want to get eaten or something? Or film them eating someone?
QUOTE(benCKa @ Jan 25 2006, 11:05 PM) [snapback]272117[/snapback]
South Korea is very open for outsiders, you're probably thinking of North Korea which is led by a dictator Kim Il-Jong
Wow, quite the geographer
25 January 2006, 23:08 UTC#28
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QUOTE(Wilbur @ Jan 25 2006, 11:05 PM) [snapback]272116[/snapback]
When I asked you guys, I asked my girlfriend at the same time. She said Africa, and I was like fuck that.
Maybe I'll go to New Guinea someday.
Do you want to get eaten or something? Or film them eating someone?
Just document them, it'd be an experience I wouldn't forget. Plus most people don't know about cannibals, so I'd like to learn what they're really like.
25 January 2006, 23:09 UTC#29
QUOTE(Joe. @ Jan 26 2006, 12:06 AM) [snapback]272120[/snapback]
Wow, quite the geographer
Yup
Image file not present in the recovered backup25 January 2006, 23:18 UTC#30
Haha, that North Korea and South Korea is just common knowlege, isn't it?
Finnish people are probably smarter than Americans.
