pet peeves in HG vids

what stuff in hg vids doesnt rub you the right way?
ill post my list a little later.

bush jumps, and shopping carts, heh

1. merch(posters, shirts, pics ect.) from cky, ds, jackass ect.
2. male nudity and ass slaping or getting hit with shit.
3. clips to music with no audio from the vids
4. generic effects like emboss, ripple, twirl,ect.(there are expections)
5. the titles that melt from top to bottom
6. saftey pins, thumb tacks, stapling arms/legs
7. videos with a framerate of like 10
8. standing around shots with peoples names
9. eating "gross" stuff

haha 2 of our main things.

when kids go "hi im steven and this is the...(insert stunt)..."

stuff filmed on those shitty digital cameras

Webcam clips.
Backyard clips (where the whole clip is them jerking off in there yard).
Growling music.
Skits.

Im too tired, ill do some more later.

I hate it when:
the person filming talks to the people he's filming and especially when the camera guy laughs.
also when the camera is hella shaky and unstable.
when the quality of the footage sucks the whole video sucks.
and when there little 13 year faggots trying to be hardcore.
fuk shopping carts and gay ass jumps too.

Male nudity
Putting random objects up into the ass
When peole sting needles and safety pins in their skin

=(

shit camera work
weak jumps
death metal music to make clips seem more core
laughting
no angles just the basic front on shot
whole videos about the same thing
higher audio than music in mixups
clips that drag on due to not being cut at the right point
that colour changing effect in mokie maker
crediting people in every clip...we know who you are...and we dont care
skits where the same 'actors' play the same type of roll or people in every skit (FCV excluded)
whole skits filmed with a fish eye lens
puttin lots of pointless filler to make videos longer
covering footage in filters and colour effects because the contents boring (who u impressing? lil kids?..oh wait scum videos are little kids)
camera men who just stand in one spot instead of moving around when filming moving stuff eg skating or bmxin
never sorting out audio levels on finished video
never sorting out colours/brightness in finished video
laying music over clips and not synking it up
copying other peoples stunts but doing them worse
no original content
people sayin how great they are without having any videos or watching anyones clips
being called '???? himself' using cky music
trying to look like bam margera
doing a crap stunt and yelling in pain after..or faking being hurt
showin all the best stuff online so when the dvds out you've seen it all and what you havnt is shitty filler footage
ryding other groups nuts and tryin to be like them
having ASS or Dumb in name
hateing others stunts because you cant do them
not using your best online footage in your dvd because hgf has seen it...a small %
blowing pussy fireballs


im just nit piccking now haha...iv ran out of things I dont like

Glad you got that off your chest there webby

You should try yoga, Webby.

I hear if you're good, you can suck your own dick, instead of trying to get everybody else to suck it for you.

aww look you got upset with my list as you must of found you fitted into some of them? lol

which ones made you act childish? I'll edit them for you yeah?

I was just yankin' you. I stole that joke from that movie "Saving Silverman" which was on TV yesterday.

Besides, you picked groups you don't like and put really specific things in your list that you knew applied to them, just to bait them into replying to your post.

I personally couldn't give a shit what you think. You're just a little wanna-be who hurts himself for the amusement of his friends and video tapes it. Nobody outside your little circle takes you seriously, including me.

And Jesus Christ man, learn how to type.

what groups did I pick out? apart from scum videos.

wouldnt I be refuring to groups videos anyways beings as we're talking about what we dont like in others videos...yeah and oh no skidmarcs tryin to start e-fights

OMG TYPE BETTER PLZKTHX

Come on guys, lets make love, not war.

Actually wait a second, that didnt come out right...

Hahah

It's cool, Webby knows I'm always picking fights with him. My bad mang

Webby you should totally be a guest on mine and Dave's podcast. Do you have Skype?

if skype is a type of anal rash...maybe...if not, no

http://www.skype.com fewl

our show needs interviewees!

I'll need a mic right?....me no gotie, looks like you will have to stick to hgf for insulting me then

Low Q clips..

LOL, that's okay, I'm only a dick online. I lose my powers in voice chat or in person.

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I hate:

Male nudity
anything lacking some sort of originality
cocky people who suck.

-Emo/Wannabe punk music, I swear I see it everywhere and it makes most clips unwatchable for me.
-2 minutes intros without any stunt clips
-Evil Webby
-Too many weak stunts.... Picking up your friend and walking around with him is not a stunt nor should not be made public...not exciting

Low Quality Video.
Stunts filmed with Digi Cams/Webcams.
Randomly placed effects.. which have no meaning or dont synch with the audio.
Fuzzy, ehcoey etc audio quality.
Clips just slapped onto an audio track.. with no sign of synching at all.
Shitty little explosions, setting on fire certain patches of peoples arms, legs, back etc etc.
Smashing lightubes over someones back, when they have a thick jumper on.
Smashing lightubes softly on the back of heads, back, arms, legs. Basically Just smashing them on places like arms, legs.
Lots of filler content.
Videos which have about 5 stunts in them, 10 at the most.. as this is their best footage.. this is a promo?? :S
Videos which are edited with about 5 stunts, with slow music, lasting about 1min.. of their best footage.. a promo? :S
Newer videos.. which have people stapling their arms, legs, backs just once.. its not as hardcore now imo
Videos with most of their footage of fuck ups from stunts they were meant to do, good footage but, I hate this because if a person gets hurt while doing a stunt; there either hardcore or a shit stuntman.

Thats everything for me.

penis

I concur.