Spread um punk

Me and Andy have been up smoking all night, and he just left my house 10 mins ago.

Im stoned and 5 mins ago I got a call of the police asking if ive had a friend around? Im fucked anyway, so im like “urm… yeah andy martin” so she radios a another police guy and tells him his name, then says “that’s all” ? Im like “wtf, is he ok?” and she was “yeah just in wrong time and the wrong place?”

So I phone andy up, and find out there has just been something big that kicked off, dogs, guns etc and andy was walking back from mine stoned and a coper gets him to spread um on the car…

Its so fucking funny cuz im fucked anyway, so he must have shit him self…

(I think it must have been a sting or something)

wow thats some fucked up shit yo

Oh man I woulda been so scared lol. Thats crazy

wow, crazy.

hahaha if I was stoned, and that happened, I'm easily freaked when high, so it would have pushed me into a bad trip. I'd freak out beyond possibility.

^same with me.

I thought you were giving up weed?

it is impossible to give up weed.

hahaha I would of been shiting it if that was me! That is fucking funny though.

^ yup... so im cutting down, I smoked the last of my bag lastnight, so im not buying anymore for a bit..

Ok so ive found the dude down my road did the bank job last week... so cops was after him... but jumped anyone who looks like him off the street? lol


Thats as far as I know so far

I know id find it realy hard to stop because I love it so much but you cant physicaly get addicted to weed only mentaly