Help Skipper

I have a 6 and a half inch penis, im not ashamed to admit it. ( and also, according to the net thts average haha) I use it regualrly enough, and im good with it lol. I would just prefer it to be bigger. hahaha.

http://www.penis-health.com/?s=5&w=100787&p=2&sb=

I dont have a credit card and paypal dosent allow me to put funds up from my bank, so. You are all going to donate so I can join the site that says it will make my penis bigger ha! Once I have as much money as im goign to get I shall get soemone I know to get me a membership and my penis shall then grow because the site says it will.

Money too [email address redacted] if u dont just feel like giving me money out the kindness of your hearts I will be willing to do favours, in maybe the form of cyber sex or whtever u can think of.

Please help skipper the nipper.

mmmm cyber sex

sorry dude if im gonna pay to have anybodys penis get bigger its gonna be mine

I found this on an enlarement forum

'My regular prostitute who is fucked by me twice a week said the last time I penitrated my penis into her vagina was more enjoyable after taking this exercise for 3 months. She inspires me to continue. I used to get my report made by her. The first measurement she made was 4.5 inches long. Now it's 5 inches long. That is the result of 3 months. I wish success for everyone.'

Let that be me guys!

aww, that's sad....

Yep I feel really inadiquate I may actually kill myself.

http://www.enlargepenisguide.com/3sitdown_stretch.htm

I found some free exercises, send me money anyway. GO

Hahaha, is this for real? If it is there must be some other way to get this info... you checked torrent sites and things?

but if I donate money do I get like a tatoo on "it" with my name? this way your gf can thanks me everytime.

Skipper dont do it

wanting a bigger dick is for people with small dicks. hahahaha.

Hhaah word informed me that the site wont do anything.

And who am I not to trust word? Send money anyway so I can feed my dieing son.

This is now my 'get my penis bigger thread' I shall be taking on exercises I find from the net and posting my progress. (although word also warns of a possibility of a wonky cock from these)

Wish me luck!!!!! Bhahahaha



I am 6.5 inches.

http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/
http://www.enlargepenisguide.com/about_size.htm
http://www.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/~amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm

Average apperently, still I want a bigger one. Im greedy.


Edit: Realized I hate taking money (not that any of you would have paid anyways lol) But yeh u can now help me by giving me words of encouragemnt through the tuff times I face. My shlong needs to be long. My penis needs to point to venus. My cock needs too fill a sock.
I want a bigger knob, lol.

So give me advise and words of encouragement.

Please help skipper the nipper.

Skip... I hope it works out for you man *Pats Skipper on back* it must have been hard for you... Well hard for your gf,

All I can say is themost importent thing to do is the "HOT CLOTH WALM UP"

"The Hot Cloth Warm Up is extremely important in beginning and ending each
session of your exercise. Just as you would warm up your entire body before
working out, you must do the same for your penis. This allows the blood to get
flowing through the entire penis and also to return to normal after you’re finished
exercising. The portion of the penis that you will be concentrating on is called the
Corpora Cavernosa. The Corpora Cavernosa, along with other tissues within the
penis fill with blood during arousal causing an erection. The penis must be
warmed up before reaching this phase of the program."

Dont forget these words ok.
http://www.enlargepenisguide.com/warm_up.htm

Hhahahha doyle thinks its a wind up. And to be honest. At first yes it was.

But, now after reading all this shit I really have decided to give these techniques a try. Wish me luck boys!!! hahaahahaahha

Found a site that tells about some herbal shit to make that cock longer!
Also fruit etc to eat.
Could try it with the excercise.
Bigger Cock

This is for eveyrone who is too scared to ask... Unlike poor poor skipper who felt we were his only hope.

1.) That website is a scam and doesnt work. Neither do herbal remedies.

2.) The average size penis is actually smaller than 6.5 inches. Keep in mind it is nearly impossibe for scientist to get accurate results when trying to find the length of the average penis. Almost all studies on the subject have been done through anonymous surveys. People often lie, and even more often, people believe their penis is actually bigger than it really is because they do not know how to measure it properly. In addition, these surveys are often done without taking ethnicity into consideration. It is a fact that black men have bigger dicks, and that asian men have smaller dicks. That really fucks up the results.

They have also tried a more scientific approach where the penis is actually measured by a doctor. The problem with this study is that mainly only people with big penises volunteered for the study, as they are not ashamed or embarrassed.

In my opinion I would say the average penis size is more around 5.5 to 6.0 inches.

3.) In another survey, thousands of woman were asked what the perfect penis size is in their opinion. The majority of the woman said 6 inches, mentioning that anything after 6 inches just hurts. Be happy with what you got Skipper.

I myself would love tp have a 10 inch penis. I would walk around wearing short shorts all day long. When anyone would give me an attitude, I would take out my penis and say "shutup...I have a 10 inch penis". Every girl I would fuck would be soar for weeks. That would be awesome. I hear they have surgical procedures that can add an extra inch, but I also heard that complications involving 'loss of feeling' are very common in those operations. Fuck that.

yeah I think the thing about adding an inch is they cut one of the muscles at the bottom of the penis which make it bigger, but that muscle is meant to be for strength or something, and when you get hard, you'll more than likely just flop around and have no control over your dick, I read in in a paper

P.S, can "jsut" be added to the word filter please? because I keep writing it instead of just and I hate having to keep going back and editing posts to change it.

Hahaha fucking lol.
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A knob the size of an australian terrier!

That part cant be true... can it....... I dont want to go into detailes but most chicks say that the perfect size is 8-9" from what I have heard....

you mean, your girlfriend said "oh you would be perfect if you had an extra 6 or 7 inches"

a 9 inch penis isnt very uterus friendly lol

But dude... you dont always use it like taht do yeah... you gota move it about... and with chicks who habe alwayshad skipper sizes you get a sort of virgin again.

Maybe your right... I am not a chick.... and I guess it depends on the girl too and how tall or whatever she is.


hahaha... no. She said I have the perfect one...

This is one of the best topics ever.

And weak, if most guys are measuring wrong, do you have the info on how to measure then penis correctly?

Skipper we want proof.

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http://www.afraidtoask.com/members/measure2.html

Along the top is the correct method.

And WEAK awwwww u made me feel so comfortable once more! hahhahaha, nah I was always fine with what I had, just who would say no too a bigger one ya know?

After doing the exercies all of last night I now have a 9 inch flacid cock.

Here mono, im here!

rofl. that video was dirty.

I bet your gona be trying this now MONO.... I guess we will find out on the meetup wont we

fuck pills, they don't work anyway, I'm satisfied with my 6 incher

2 Inches is all I need to satisfy my baby brother.

Skipper remeber what I told you, dont do the excersises buddy or make sure the weight is balanced