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You know....I don't anything will ever be as funny again...

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post #1
20 January 2006, 21:20 UTC#1
A chick making home made porno, sucking and titty fucking her dildo, trying her absolute hardest to look/sound sexy.

And then she farts.


Seriously, I just pulled something, and I'm having trouble breathing.

haha
b.j.
post #2
20 January 2006, 21:22 UTC#2
POST IT, it sounds hilarious.
post #3
20 January 2006, 21:22 UTC#3
QUOTE(Mono @ Jan 20 2006, 09:22 PM) [snapback]269231[/snapback]

POST IT, it sounds hilarious.


I......can't!!!


it's killing me!
post #4
20 January 2006, 21:23 UTC#4
lol. Its sick.... You ever been fucking a chick and while your fucking it makes fart noises? Maybe its just me.... But if it has happened to you,,,, Do you ever say anything?!?
post #5
20 January 2006, 21:24 UTC#5
QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 09:23 PM) [snapback]269233[/snapback]

lol. Its sick.... You ever been fucking a chick and while your fucking it makes fart noises? Maybe its just me.... But if it has happened to you,,,, Do you ever say anything?!?


yeah, haha. like when you're stomachs get all sweaty and some suction shit happens! hahaha.

I always pause and laugh when that happens. It's great!
post #6
20 January 2006, 21:26 UTC#6
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Jan 20 2006, 10:24 PM) [snapback]269235[/snapback]

QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 09:23 PM) [snapback]269233[/snapback]

lol. Its sick.... You ever been fucking a chick and while your fucking it makes fart noises? Maybe its just me.... But if it has happened to you,,,, Do you ever say anything?!?


yeah, haha. like when you're stomachs get all sweaty and some suction shit happens! hahaha.

I always pause and laugh when that happens. It's great!

Nah man. without getting into detail... you take it out and put it back in... but air is trapped... then it makes a BIG ASS fart noise. Prob just... happens to me.... :(

But I just dont know what to do... And I think the hcick is just hoping I dont say shit
post #7
20 January 2006, 21:27 UTC#7
QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 09:26 PM) [snapback]269239[/snapback]

QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Jan 20 2006, 10:24 PM) [snapback]269235[/snapback]

QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 09:23 PM) [snapback]269233[/snapback]

lol. Its sick.... You ever been fucking a chick and while your fucking it makes fart noises? Maybe its just me.... But if it has happened to you,,,, Do you ever say anything?!?


yeah, haha. like when you're stomachs get all sweaty and some suction shit happens! hahaha.

I always pause and laugh when that happens. It's great!

Nah man. without getting into detail... you take it out and put it back in... but air is trapped... then it makes a BIG ASS fart noise. Prob just... happens to me.... :(

But I just dont know what to do... And I think the hcick is just hoping I dont say shit


haha, that's called a queef man! Those are rare, but they always embarass the SHIt out of the girl, and they'll usually wanna stop. that makes me :(

post #8
20 January 2006, 21:27 UTC#8
QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 05:23 PM) [snapback]269233[/snapback]

lol. Its sick.... You ever been fucking a chick and while your fucking it makes fart noises? Maybe its just me.... But if it has happened to you,,,, Do you ever say anything?!?


No dude, that's called a queef... haha... I just kind of laugh to myself and keep going


you can also cause this during oral sex, blow into her vagina, it's funny... hahaha.


EDIT: damn you bj and you're beating me...
post #9
20 January 2006, 21:31 UTC#9
QUOTE(JohnBorDumB @ Jan 20 2006, 10:27 PM) [snapback]269242[/snapback]

QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 05:23 PM) [snapback]269233[/snapback]

lol. Its sick.... You ever been fucking a chick and while your fucking it makes fart noises? Maybe its just me.... But if it has happened to you,,,, Do you ever say anything?!?


No dude, that's called a queef... haha... I just kind of laugh to myself and keep going


you can also cause this during oral sex, blow into her vagina, it's funny... hahaha.


EDIT: damn you bj and you're beating me...

Hahaha. ill tell her the name of it now when it happens "See girl... thats a Queef"

yeah its kinda funny...
post #10
20 January 2006, 21:34 UTC#10
haha sounds like a good idea....

the best position I've found for a good queefing is, doggy style... haha, it happens almost every time if you do it right... it's hilarious.
post #11
20 January 2006, 21:37 UTC#11
QUOTE(JohnBorDumB @ Jan 20 2006, 10:34 PM) [snapback]269249[/snapback]

haha sounds like a good idea....

the best position I've found for a good queefing is, doggy style... haha, it happens almost every time if you do it right... it's hilarious.

yeah thats when it happens. Good thing too cos they can hide away... haha. But when it happens I always slow down.... so it lasts forever! haha.... I am gona see how long I can get it to last next timemaybe make a tune
post #12
20 January 2006, 21:39 UTC#12
haha, I did it to one of my ex girlfriends, and she was just instantly like, "if you ever tell anyone, I'll fucking dump you"

haha, I definitely told... and got dumped, but, shit happens... haha.
post #13
20 January 2006, 21:46 UTC#13
dude, it's just air being pushed up in there. It's not like a fart, which is gasses. Which I'mgoing to go watch that scene again and laugh till I puke

pardon me.
post #14
20 January 2006, 21:48 UTC#14
My dick seriously goes limp when a chick queefs. Its such a turn off.

And Boner, why cant you post this vid?
post #15
20 January 2006, 21:48 UTC#15
Well post a link fool
post #16
20 January 2006, 21:50 UTC#16
QUOTE(WEAK @ Jan 20 2006, 09:48 PM) [snapback]269257[/snapback]

My dick seriously goes limp when a chick queefs. Its such a turn off.

And Boner, why cant you post this vid?


You have to pay for this content. It was quite a find. I'm at work.


Waiting for the (BOSSMAN DUDE!) to come by so he can laugh his ass off!
post #17
20 January 2006, 21:53 UTC#17
edited
post #18
20 January 2006, 21:54 UTC#18
QUOTE(WEAK @ Jan 20 2006, 09:53 PM) [snapback]269264[/snapback]

edited


please edit your post.

And no, dvd production and such for me. I used to watch that stuff, but I've moved on.

:unsure:
post #19
20 January 2006, 21:59 UTC#19
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Jan 20 2006, 09:54 PM) [snapback]269265[/snapback]

QUOTE(WEAK @ Jan 20 2006, 09:53 PM) [snapback]269264[/snapback]

EDITED


please edit your post.

And no, dvd production and such for me. I used to watch that stuff, but I've moved on.

:unsure:


lol, it's funny that you asked him to edit it, and you can still see what he said in your post Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #20
20 January 2006, 22:01 UTC#20
QUOTE(RandomActsofStupidity @ Jan 20 2006, 09:59 PM) [snapback]269267[/snapback]

QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Jan 20 2006, 09:54 PM) [snapback]269265[/snapback]

QUOTE(WEAK @ Jan 20 2006, 09:53 PM) [snapback]269264[/snapback]

oh...this is from that webcam service that you're admin of? Dude you seriously get paid to watch people get naked on webcams all day?


please edit your post.

And no, dvd production and such for me. I used to watch that stuff, but I've moved on.

:unsure:


lol, it's funny that you asked him to edit it, and you can still see what he said in your post Image file not present in the recovered backup


I'll edit mine in a moment. I'm probably being overly paranoid cuz I don't even mention where I work at all.

oh well.

hahahha, fart.
post #22
20 January 2006, 22:42 UTC#22
lol. y'know it don't matter guys. I'm not giving away any information really. so yeah.
post #23
20 January 2006, 22:42 UTC#23
Just rip the vid man... or give us some links to anything to get it....
post #24
20 January 2006, 22:47 UTC#24
QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 10:42 PM) [snapback]269285[/snapback]

Just rip the vid man... or give us some links to anything to get it....


I can't do that without divulging critical information!

And you can't get to it with out money!

haha.
post #25
20 January 2006, 22:47 UTC#25
QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 09:26 PM) [snapback]269239[/snapback]

QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Jan 20 2006, 10:24 PM) [snapback]269235[/snapback]

QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 09:23 PM) [snapback]269233[/snapback]

lol. Its sick.... You ever been fucking a chick and while your fucking it makes fart noises? Maybe its just me.... But if it has happened to you,,,, Do you ever say anything?!?


yeah, haha. like when you're stomachs get all sweaty and some suction shit happens! hahaha.

I always pause and laugh when that happens. It's great!

Nah man. without getting into detail... you take it out and put it back in... but air is trapped... then it makes a BIG ASS fart noise. Prob just... happens to me.... :(

But I just dont know what to do... And I think the hcick is just hoping I dont say shit


LOL. happend once when me and my girl were doing eet. I slapped her in hte face and laughed I think.
post #26
20 January 2006, 23:18 UTC#26
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Jan 20 2006, 11:47 PM) [snapback]269288[/snapback]

QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 10:42 PM) [snapback]269285[/snapback]

Just rip the vid man... or give us some links to anything to get it....


I can't do that without divulging critical information!

And you can't get to it with out money!

haha.

Course you can. RIP it. Just get a screen recorder and film it then cut it... then upload it for our/my viewing pleasure

QUOTE(Skipper @ Jan 20 2006, 11:47 PM) [snapback]269289[/snapback]

QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 09:26 PM) [snapback]269239[/snapback]

QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Jan 20 2006, 10:24 PM) [snapback]269235[/snapback]

QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 09:23 PM) [snapback]269233[/snapback]

lol. Its sick.... You ever been fucking a chick and while your fucking it makes fart noises? Maybe its just me.... But if it has happened to you,,,, Do you ever say anything?!?


yeah, haha. like when you're stomachs get all sweaty and some suction shit happens! hahaha.

I always pause and laugh when that happens. It's great!

Nah man. without getting into detail... you take it out and put it back in... but air is trapped... then it makes a BIG ASS fart noise. Prob just... happens to me.... :(

But I just dont know what to do... And I think the hcick is just hoping I dont say shit


LOL. happend once when me and my girl were doing eet. I slapped her in hte face and laughed I think.

you slag. you dont hit girls for farting..... And your chicks hot... Girls like her dont even fart!
post #27
20 January 2006, 23:22 UTC#27
I make too much money to steal footage from my company, ahhaa.
post #28
20 January 2006, 23:22 UTC#28
QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 11:18 PM) [snapback]269299[/snapback]

QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Jan 20 2006, 11:47 PM) [snapback]269288[/snapback]

QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 10:42 PM) [snapback]269285[/snapback]

Just rip the vid man... or give us some links to anything to get it....


I can't do that without divulging critical information!

And you can't get to it with out money!

haha.

Course you can. RIP it. Just get a screen recorder and film it then cut it... then upload it for our/my viewing pleasure

QUOTE(Skipper @ Jan 20 2006, 11:47 PM) [snapback]269289[/snapback]

QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 09:26 PM) [snapback]269239[/snapback]

QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Jan 20 2006, 10:24 PM) [snapback]269235[/snapback]

QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 20 2006, 09:23 PM) [snapback]269233[/snapback]

lol. Its sick.... You ever been fucking a chick and while your fucking it makes fart noises? Maybe its just me.... But if it has happened to you,,,, Do you ever say anything?!?


yeah, haha. like when you're stomachs get all sweaty and some suction shit happens! hahaha.

I always pause and laugh when that happens. It's great!

Nah man. without getting into detail... you take it out and put it back in... but air is trapped... then it makes a BIG ASS fart noise. Prob just... happens to me.... :(

But I just dont know what to do... And I think the hcick is just hoping I dont say shit


LOL. happend once when me and my girl were doing eet. I slapped her in hte face and laughed I think.

you slag. you dont hit girls for farting..... And your chicks hot... Girls like her dont even fart!


She does. They are silent ones that really smell when they hit ya. She blames them on the dog....im starting to think shes lieing though. As I have never seen a dog round her house :S
post #29
21 January 2006, 00:00 UTC#29
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Jan 21 2006, 12:22 AM) [snapback]269303[/snapback]

I make too much money to steal footage from my company, ahhaa.

Ahhh I see. You work for some company and its your boss or something in the video? Or you work for some strange porn company... butwhatever... you cant make a post about avideo and not show us!
post #30
21 January 2006, 00:02 UTC#30
QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 21 2006, 12:00 AM) [snapback]269316[/snapback]

QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Jan 21 2006, 12:22 AM) [snapback]269303[/snapback]

I make too much money to steal footage from my company, ahhaa.

Ahhh I see. You work for some company and its your boss or something in the video? Or you work for some strange porn company... butwhatever... you cant make a post about avideo and not show us!


I just did!