Common you faggots

I wanna start advertising honesty hurts, can't you guys write up some articles for me please? I didn't make you guys "writers" for fuck all, do your work and get your rewards when the blog is popular.

So how do you become a writer?

I'm up for doing some shiz.

But how do I become a writer...???

and what would you write about?

I'd write about my, black heart and how my life is a spiraling pit of death and hatred. I could write about everytime I get drunk on coke. I can write stories that know one gives a flying rhinosaurus about. I'd write about my gay fantasies for Gazza and Made. I can write about my Holidays. I can write about my band. I can write about my normal average day. I can write about things I hate. I can write about my hatred for people who can't spell at all, and lack any sort of grammer skills (Nicco). I can write about my Swedish heritage. I can write about my travels round the world. I can write about all the times somthing amazing somthing happens in my day. I can write about the latest secks stories with my girlfriend. I can write about people who piss me off on the forums. I can write about all the latest things happening in my life. I can write ,''Late Oral with Oli''. I would write about the latest drunken stories with all my friends. I'd write about stuff K??

Oli.

What kind of promotion is the site getting?

I can write some shit if u like. im good at bitching about stuff

I thought gman already picked writers for this blog...?