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19 January 2006, 01:12 UTC#1
Today I was drinking, as you do. I decided to pop outside the bar for a quick smoke, and there arrived this old Citroen. Anyway, all I saw when the door opened was this fucking massive belly as the person who was responsible for this had their seat reclined at a 90 degree angle.
It was bad enough keeping a straight face when I saw this, however when the ho went into the bar with a huge ass dress that looked as though she'd ripped the wallpaper off a victorian hotel and wrapped it round her excess lard. Regardless, not to be disssapointed the bitch took 10 minutes to sit down.
And further more, she turned what would have been a boring experience into an enjoyable happy occasion as I literally Lolled in her face whilst staring at her. I did LOL for a reason however, as she looked like something Fester from the "Adams family" would refuse as his wife, although bore stirking resemblences to him. Needless to say, her facial expressions made Festers look pleasant, and I barfed loud as hell when whe scolded, it looked as though she had been sanctioned to spend 50 years cleaning out shit from old sewer pipes with her bare nails. I've never laughed so fucking hard.
There, you've had my story of the year, now hop off a cliffe.
It was bad enough keeping a straight face when I saw this, however when the ho went into the bar with a huge ass dress that looked as though she'd ripped the wallpaper off a victorian hotel and wrapped it round her excess lard. Regardless, not to be disssapointed the bitch took 10 minutes to sit down.
And further more, she turned what would have been a boring experience into an enjoyable happy occasion as I literally Lolled in her face whilst staring at her. I did LOL for a reason however, as she looked like something Fester from the "Adams family" would refuse as his wife, although bore stirking resemblences to him. Needless to say, her facial expressions made Festers look pleasant, and I barfed loud as hell when whe scolded, it looked as though she had been sanctioned to spend 50 years cleaning out shit from old sewer pipes with her bare nails. I've never laughed so fucking hard.
There, you've had my story of the year, now hop off a cliffe.