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I saved someones ass today

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post #1
10 January 2006, 20:38 UTC#1
Well, after work I went to some store with a collegue and her husband as he is decking some of our garden. He was getting a few really heavy planks of wood down, after he took the last 2 he turned around and had accidently knocked one over and it was heading towards his head. I simply reached out and caught it in my right hand, it seemed to go in slow motion. Thank fuck I was watching otherwise it'd have knocked him out, but needless to say they looked at me like I was superman :happy:

Thought I'd share my interesting story with you gaiz.
post #2
10 January 2006, 20:41 UTC#2
Yay!
post #3
10 January 2006, 20:41 UTC#3
Haha like the matrix, should give you some free decking now, I thought the story was about saving someone from dying, but close enough.
post #4
10 January 2006, 20:41 UTC#4
did they do anything in return?
post #5
10 January 2006, 20:44 UTC#5
I saved Liam's life once.

Now I get free blowjobs whenever I want.
post #6
10 January 2006, 20:44 UTC#6
QUOTE(Nicco @ Jan 10 2006, 09:41 PM) [snapback]263364[/snapback]

did they do anything in return?



Why should they? Haha, it was just one of those things you do because you don't want people getting brain damaged. I'm just making the observation that things seem to go in slow motion when something is heading to injure someone.
post #7
10 January 2006, 20:47 UTC#7
QUOTE(gman @ Jan 10 2006, 08:44 PM) [snapback]263367[/snapback]

QUOTE(Nicco @ Jan 10 2006, 09:41 PM) [snapback]263364[/snapback]

did they do anything in return?

I'm just making the observation that things seem to go in slow motion when something is heading to injure someone.


Same thing applies when you jump a car.
post #9
10 January 2006, 20:51 UTC#9
QUOTE(Mono @ Jan 10 2006, 08:44 PM) [snapback]263366[/snapback]

I saved Liam's life once.

Now I get free blowjobs whenever I want.


When did you save his life...I thought I was the only one with that priveledge :sad:
post #10
10 January 2006, 20:55 UTC#10
QUOTE(Joe. @ Jan 10 2006, 08:51 PM) [snapback]263375[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mono @ Jan 10 2006, 08:44 PM) [snapback]263366[/snapback]

I saved Liam's life once.

Now I get free blowjobs whenever I want.


When did you save his life...I thought I was the only one with that priveledge :sad:

He almost got hit by a car one night a year or so ago, but I pulled him back just in time. :cool:
post #11
10 January 2006, 21:17 UTC#11
QUOTE(made:// @ Jan 10 2006, 08:41 PM) [snapback]263361[/snapback]

Yay!

post #12
10 January 2006, 21:39 UTC#12
sounds like something for a bad skit :)
post #13
10 January 2006, 23:33 UTC#13
Saved my bros life once.

I pointed a gun to his head pulled back the hammer then put it back and didn't fire.

Needless to say he looked at me like super man and now Liam gives me free blow jobs when ever I want.