post #1
04 January 2006, 21:42 UTC#1
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New mum thought baby was kebab
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post #2
04 January 2006, 21:45 UTC#2
WTF so she was pregnant and didn't realise the fat swelling of her stomach, stupid woman.
post #3
04 January 2006, 21:46 UTC#3
How fat do you haft to be not to notice your stomach is rising. To me sounds like a dumb bitch and shouldnt be a mother.
post #4
04 January 2006, 21:48 UTC#4
You're both asking the wrong thing. The question is, how did she not notice she wasn't bleeding from her gut locker?
post #5
04 January 2006, 21:49 UTC#5
sounds like bullshit...its from the sun newspaper so it speaks for itself
post #6
04 January 2006, 21:51 UTC#6
man poor kid everyone is gonna know and call him kebab boy 0r some shit.
post #7
04 January 2006, 21:52 UTC#7
I have this mentally retarded aunt in spain who was raped when she was young, and didn't tell anyone about it, so after 9 months, she started going into labor, and everyone was like WTF?!?!!
Noone knew she was preggo till her water broke! how fucked is that?!
The baby was fine though, (mentally retarded also though.) That's my cousin Isabel!
phew.
Noone knew she was preggo till her water broke! how fucked is that?!
The baby was fine though, (mentally retarded also though.) That's my cousin Isabel!
phew.
post #8
04 January 2006, 21:54 UTC#8
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Jan 4 2006, 09:52 PM) [snapback]259779[/snapback]
I have this mentally retarded aunt in spain who was raped when she was young, and didn't tell anyone about it, so after 9 months, she started going into labor, and everyone was like WTF?!?!!
Noone knew she was preggo till her water broke! how fucked is that?!
The baby was fine though, (mentally retarded also though.) That's my cousin Isabel!
phew.
So noone noticed the bump? or was she really fat, no offense.
post #9
04 January 2006, 21:58 UTC#9
She was sick from the dickobab she had 9 months ago. Some people don't deserve to procreate.
post #10
04 January 2006, 22:02 UTC#10
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Jan 4 2006, 10:52 PM) [snapback]259779[/snapback]
I have this mentally retarded aunt in spain who was raped when she was young, and didn't tell anyone about it, so after 9 months, she started going into labor, and everyone was like WTF?!?!!
Noone knew she was preggo till her water broke! how fucked is that?!
The baby was fine though, (mentally retarded also though.) That's my cousin Isabel!
phew.
yeah ive seen this before. It happens alot... I guess they just think she is getting fat or something..... And alot of parents dont think there kids are stupid and will have sex....
Stupid story though
post #11
04 January 2006, 22:10 UTC#11
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jan 4 2006, 09:48 PM) [snapback]259775[/snapback]
The question is, how did she not notice she wasn't bleeding from her gut locker?
Yeah, bullsheeeet.
post #12
04 January 2006, 22:11 UTC#12
QUOTE(Mono @ Jan 4 2006, 11:10 PM) [snapback]259798[/snapback]
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jan 4 2006, 09:48 PM) [snapback]259775[/snapback]
The question is, how did she not notice she wasn't bleeding from her gut locker?
Yeah, bullsheeeet.
Thats what im thinking. The Sun and Michael Moody should get together and take over the world with the power of lies.
post #13
04 January 2006, 22:13 UTC#13
QUOTE(Doyle @ Jan 4 2006, 10:02 PM) [snapback]259792[/snapback]
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Jan 4 2006, 10:52 PM) [snapback]259779[/snapback]
I have this mentally retarded aunt in spain who was raped when she was young, and didn't tell anyone about it, so after 9 months, she started going into labor, and everyone was like WTF?!?!!
Noone knew she was preggo till her water broke! how fucked is that?!
The baby was fine though, (mentally retarded also though.) That's my cousin Isabel!
phew.
yeah ive seen this before. It happens alot... I guess they just think she is getting fat or something..... And alot of parents dont think there kids are stupid and will have sex....
Stupid story though
yeah, I guess they were like "well, there's no way this retard is boning anyone", so what ever.
why's my story stupid?!
post #14
04 January 2006, 22:26 UTC#14
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Jan 4 2006, 05:13 PM) [snapback]259802[/snapback]
yeah, I guess they were like "well, there's no way this retard is boning anyone", so what ever.
why's my story stupid?!
They thought there was no way a "retard" was having sex, yet a sudden gain of 50 pounds and a suspended menstruation cycle are normal? There had to be someone watching over her at least a little bit to ensure she was doing okay. They should have noticed something along the lines. Possibly, "Hey I don't have to put a maxi-pad on this woman's vagina once a month and she's gaining 50 pounds and throwing up every morning. She sure is eating well! My job is SO easy now." Someone fucked up somewhere along the lines.
post #15
04 January 2006, 23:41 UTC#15
It's generally safe to believe that anything the Sun prints is false.
post #16
04 January 2006, 23:49 UTC#16
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Jan 4 2006, 10:42 PM) [snapback]259766[/snapback]
No words do this justice.
post #17
04 January 2006, 23:49 UTC#17
QUOTE(skateforfood @ Jan 4 2006, 10:46 PM) [snapback]259770[/snapback]
How fat do you haft to be not to notice your stomach is rising. To me sounds like a dumb bitch and shouldnt be a mother.
Took the word right out of my mouth..... then typed them on this forum
post #18
04 January 2006, 23:49 UTC#18
hmm thats a bit fucked up.. I thought it was gonna be more along the lines of she had eaten the baby instead of the kebab
post #19
04 January 2006, 23:58 UTC#19
From the headline, I expected a much different story involving cannibalising infants.
post #20
05 January 2006, 00:03 UTC#20
QUOTE(AsparagusTrevor @ Jan 5 2006, 12:58 AM) [snapback]259889[/snapback]
From the headline, I expected a much different story involving cannibalising infants.
I concur.