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The ultimate showdown

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post #2
03 January 2006, 16:56 UTC#2
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post #3
03 January 2006, 16:57 UTC#3
Who the fuck is Mr Rogers????? :huh:
post #4
03 January 2006, 17:02 UTC#4
Saw it the other day. Its fuckin awesome.
post #5
03 January 2006, 17:04 UTC#5
Best Flash Video EVER!!
post #6
03 January 2006, 17:15 UTC#6
QUOTE(Callum C.R @ Jan 3 2006, 04:57 PM) [snapback]258759[/snapback]

Who the fuck is Mr Rogers????? :huh:

post #7
03 January 2006, 17:16 UTC#7
Shit. That was fucking awesome.

Props to lemon demon for the lyrics.

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post #8
03 January 2006, 17:17 UTC#8
Image file not present in the recovered backup fucking sweet dude.. nice find
post #9
03 January 2006, 17:19 UTC#9
QUOTE(broken silence @ Jan 3 2006, 05:17 PM) [snapback]258770[/snapback]

Image file not present in the recovered backup fucking sweet dude.. nice find

Mr t should have been in it though... he would have kicked everyone's ass.
post #10
03 January 2006, 17:22 UTC#10
If Kool Aid was in that all he'd have to do is go "OH YEAH" and Mr T would shit his black ass :happy:
post #11
03 January 2006, 17:29 UTC#11
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Jan 3 2006, 05:19 PM) [snapback]258771[/snapback]

QUOTE(broken silence @ Jan 3 2006, 05:17 PM) [snapback]258770[/snapback]

Image file not present in the recovered backup fucking sweet dude.. nice find

Mr t should have been in it though... he would have kicked everyone's ass.

He'd just look at them and pity would rain from the sky
post #12
03 January 2006, 17:32 UTC#12
now that was fucking good
post #13
03 January 2006, 18:01 UTC#13
That was a great flash, didn't know who the blue guy with a moustache was though. Loved the beat, wonder if they came up with that.
post #14
04 January 2006, 05:32 UTC#14
I was gonna post this three days ago but decided not to. I have it downloaded to my mp3 player :)

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Bat Mobile
But before it could make it back to the Bat Cave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good Guys, Bad Guys, and Explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a Machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it, and he shot, and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime but they colided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bare Stare

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good Guys, Bad Guys, and Explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown....

Angels sang out.. in an immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick.... which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...

Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
And he crushed Batmans head... inbetween his thighs...

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambie the Genie,
Robocop, the Terminator,
Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo Pan, Superman,
and every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock,
Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan,

All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe.

The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood-- the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good Guys, Bad Guys, and Explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown.... (This is the Ultimate Showdown....)
This is the Ultimate Showdown.... (This is the Ultimate Showdown....)
This is the Ultimate Showdown....
Of Ultimate Destiny.

The blue guy is from some movie where the kids wanna get back at their teacher/principle/someone. They put blue dye in his pool and he jumped in.

Unless you're talking about "The Blue Meanie", cause I have no idea who the fuck he is.
post #15
04 January 2006, 05:53 UTC#15
QUOTE(John @ Jan 3 2006, 05:15 PM) [snapback]258768[/snapback]

QUOTE(Callum C.R @ Jan 3 2006, 04:57 PM) [snapback]258759[/snapback]

Who the fuck is Mr Rogers????? :huh:



You probably didn't get most of that video did you?

Mr.Rogers did a kids show back in the day.
post #16
04 January 2006, 12:38 UTC#16
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Jan 4 2006, 05:53 AM) [snapback]259342[/snapback]

QUOTE(John @ Jan 3 2006, 05:15 PM) [snapback]258768[/snapback]

QUOTE(Callum C.R @ Jan 3 2006, 04:57 PM) [snapback]258759[/snapback]

Who the fuck is Mr Rogers????? :huh:



You probably didn't get most of that video did you?

Mr.Rogers did a kids show back in the day.


UK??

That dude was just in the USA wasn't he?