Competition 1

Ok, this competition is: Get 100 posts within the next 3 days and we will give you free web hosting and a free domain name, hurry up, offers limited.

Oh dear. Gazaa's first of his many topics and 0 replys, here you go man. I can't help but spam sometimes.

Nice one year old bump asshole

how do I get points

Lol.. I was like wtf???

Meh this shits old, feel free to spam this topic

gazaa I do that easily lol

I dont need the shit though im already hosted

That can change in a click of a mouse

hahaha, watch everyone try and fail.

He did it once...

Violent J)
Well, you know the juggla jumped in the mix
I been down the road and I broke a few necks
And I'll break a few more, so what's up
Road by me on the corner, I'm a hold my nuts up
It's finna fuck you wit' that
But if you a sewer skank, let me hit that
Cause Violent J, ain't even one to fake it
I wanna see some folded up skank bitches naked
I pass out when it gets dark
And woke up naked at the Clark Park
Got to go, got to get before I get the wrap
Got a chopped off head chilling in my lap
Mr. Shrink, Mr. Shrink, I'm sick
Lunatick-tick-tock, it don't quit
It don't quit, it don't quit
Mr. Shrink, I'm sick, a lunaticky-tick
The doctor told me I'm a psycho
So I ate his face like I don't know
Knife to the neck and got some more
The night of the axe, the night of the forty four
Bitch, I'm a man you can talk to
But after you leave, I'm a stalk ya
If you're a little kid, I'm a take ya
And if you're neck, I'm a break ya
If you're an old lady, I'm a mug ya
Cause bitch, you can't fuck with the juggla

(Chorus)
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he is...the juggla
He'll cut your windpipe, eat your face
And slit your motherfucking heart out
You can see this freakshow at the world famous
Carnival of Carnage
Keep juggling, motherfucker!

(Violent J)
Cause ya know the juggla will throw ya up fast
And if I drop you, that's your ass
I shake and twist, try to keep calm
I might go to hell cause I'm down with Esham
Gotta rhyme for your Uncle Willy
Then I hit him in the head with a billy
Willy, Willy, watch your mouth
And fuck the South
Running with a gang of twenty street hoods, yo
What's up bitch, ah, what's up hoe?
Sometimes you act like you ain't down
With a psychotic wicked clown
Fucking my friends ain't healthy
Cause I'll grab you by the face and fuck you up
And it's like that bitch, that's the way it is
I'm allowed to fuck, hoe, I'm in show biz
Sets in the hood want me for dead
So I paint my tag on they forehead
Stick your little K by my taggin
You can fit twenty clowns in a Volkswagon
And we coming straight to your brick house
I'm a huff, and puff, and blow your fuckin' neck loose
And then I might mug ya
Cause there will be no fucking with the juggla

(Chorus)
Juggling eyeballs, juggling heads
What you've heard about, what you've read
The juggling wicked clowns will come to your
Birthday party, wedding, and Bar Mitzva
And cut your back off for a small fee
The juggla ain't taking no shorts from nobody

(Repeat 4x)
Tweedle-dee and tweedle-doh
Let the fucking bass go

(Violent J)
And the juggla make it last
Down with 2 Dope and John Kickchazz
My fellow fucking fellas
Southwest gangster killas
Violent J, the psychopathic
Some might say I'm skitsofrantic
Others think I'm cleptopsychic
But somehow the bitches like it
What's up bitch, let me get the shot
Right here and now, buttnaked on the spot
Why am I like this, like that
Why are you like that, like this
The ghetto took my brain, and motherfuck I want it back
I'm that nerd in the back of the class
That went psycho and killed your ass
I slash and cut and hack
With a "Kick Me" sign on my back
In my corner is scyne therapy
They take care of me, but don't stare at me
Cause like I said, I'll mug ya
Now run on home and don't fuck with the juggla

(Chorus)
Finally happened, the wicked clown has come to your town
And he's got your daughter by the hand
Showing her a new land
The southwest ghetto zone, where all the jugglas roam
Come one, come all and have the juggla cut your face off
Skip to the lou

(Repeat until song ends)
Juggla juggla fuck with the juggla
You can't fuck with the juggla
Tweedle-dee and tweedle-doh
Let the fucking bass go

lol damn yuo gazaa


I guarentee I could do it lol I got 1000 posts in bout 2 weeks

oh yeah make sure anyone who tries they must all be pointfull posts no shit

(Violent J)
Take it back now... Old school, Bitch Slappin' till the break of dawn, ICP... Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Bitch Slappin' to the early morn'

(Violent J)
Six in the morning police at my door
Already gotta slap some more
Stuck my hand out through the mail shoot
Bitch Slap Sarge and his first recruit

(Blaze)
I came out the ass, bitch slapped some
Grade School High School bitch slap went nuts
I rememeber gettin' baptized by the Reverend
Bitch slapped the bible out of his hand

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
The bitch slap master up in the place
I'll bitch slap your train-wrecked face
Don't assume friendliness with fame
I'll bitch slap the sound out your name

(Violent J)
They'll call ya, ...... 'cause you're not here
Bitch slapped out the stratosphere
Mike P did the track, he bitch slapped
Pow for Max straight to the back

(Blaze)
Don't lemme show up on TRL
I'm bitch slappin' everybody to hell
I'm down with the clown Eastside 'till I'm gone
Yet everybody singin' that Southwest Song

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
I bitch slap wigs off everyday
I bitch slap old ladies out of my way
Southwest side, bitch slap capital
Every bitch make mothafuckas smackable

(Violent J)
For my bitch smack victims, I don't care
I'll bitch slap cowlicks into your hair
Faygo in a pillowcase, don't manage
I'll bitch slap your head, brain damage

(Blaze)
I bitch slap cheeks red, hangs off
I've been known to slap a mothafuckas pants off
I bitch slap planes out of the sky
I bitch slap truth out of a life

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Call me Shaggy, Spy McSlapmore
I bitch slap muthafuckas galore
Say we fake and wanna test the rap
Step yo ass on up and get bitch slapped

(Chorus)
What do you call a Crew that be smackin' like that?
Wicked
Insane Clowns smack your ass to the back
Speakin' of smackin' it's makin' me sick
Everybody's talkin' that smackin' shit
Sayin' they smackin' with the I.C.P.

(Blaze)
Just cause I am they wanna be like me

Talkin' that shit you need to leave the place
Knowin' you ain't ever even smacked a face
Claimin' our shit, that's our shit you trashed
Mothafucka we about to smack your ass

Shut up, spamtard.

(Violent J)
Rollin’ Over

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Yeah, motherfucking yeah
Bitch
Hatchet chops straight to your motherfucking face (Rollin’ Over)
(I look up there’s still so far to go)
Wicked clowns got that good shit
(I look up there’s still so far to go)
What up dog

(Violent J)
I come floating in this bitch with some wings like a Pegasus
Got the shiny “SV” on my chest, what up?
Violent J the clown, I’m goofy for a second
Bu then your bitch headless I’m on top of her naked
You know my status, I’m Jugalatus
And we the baddest
Here to sever your melon its wicked shit that we sellin’
We off the track now get your bitch ass a bitch slap
Now no body never steppin’ down we bout to enter second round

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Written backwards on the wall Shaggy 2 Dope in this motherfucker
You talkin’ through your boy the silence is for suckers
So I’m out there throughout the year I’m right here
Don’t stare like a bitch, bitch buy me a beer
Nobody wicked like me I do this terrifically
And my motherfucking bitch slap will knock down a tree
So clown love bitch, I see them tatted out titties
We forever on tour clown love in your cities
Rollin’ over

(Chorus)
I look up there’s still so far to go
So much time, so much time
Rollin’ over
I look up there’s still so far to go
It’s your time, blow your mind
I look up there’s still so far to go
So much time, so much time
Rollin’ over
I look up there’s still so far to go
It’s your time, blow your mind

(Violent J)
I got 3 bodies stuffed in my trunk I’m blowin’ red lights
I bet I’m blowin’ heads off before I’m read any rights
Maybe I’m outlaw
Painted up packin’ the bombs
I stomp preps in the streets and sound fire alarms
Bitch run for your life we keep it wicked and scary
And we welcome to our world anything that you bury
I throw meteors and fireballs through brick walls
And got a 3 foot dick for all your chick jaws

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Walk into the sun bout to strangle someone
Baby it’s a custom, gotta get it done
I live like that, sprits stalkin’ me like that
I’m lost in the Ouija board and never coming’ back
Woo woo, drink some liquor, I don’t care
When it comes to paranormals get up outta here
They try to speak to me, I say don’t bother
Im doing somethin' else
I’m rollin’ over

(Chorus)
I look up there’s still so far to go
So much time, so much time
Rollin’ over
I look up there’s still so far to go
It’s your time, blow your mind
I look up there’s still so far to go
So much time, so much time
Rollin’ over
I look up there’s still so far to go
It’s your time, blow your mind

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
I can red moon, boogie woogie walk on wind
(Violent J)
I throw a kick from across the street and bust your chin
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
I know magic, Houdini woulda hound dog my balls
(Violent J)
Been known to cast illusions throughout Shangri-la walls
I keep it bloody, me and my buddy beyond nutty
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Make nuns act slutty
(Violent J)
Mad rich and never studied (Fuck off!)
We fantabulous
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Grabbin’ our nuts
Dropping brand new wicked shit
(Both)
Rappers are us

(Chorus)
I look up there’s still so far to go
So much time, so much time
Rollin’ over
I look up there’s still so far to go
It’s your time, blow your mind
I look up there’s still so far to go
So much time, so much time
Rollin’ over
I look up there’s still so far to go
It’s your time, blow your mind
(Bouncer) Alright you, you, and you, come on
You too baby, go ahead, go on in
(Shaggy) Hey man
(Bouncer) What?
(Shaggy) Yeah man, I just came here to dance
(Bouncer) No we got a dress code up in here, dog
(Shaggy) I can’t dance up in here?
(Bouncer) Man you ain’t even got a shirt on. You got on one shoe I don’t know what you trying to do
(Shaggy) I can dance bitch
(Bouncer) Man you gotta back your ass up away from the line
(Shaggy) I can dance like a motherfucker don’t get served
(Bouncer) Man step yo ass..
(Shaggy) I will serve you punk ass bitch
(Bouncer) Step back away from the line
(Shaggy) What you gonna do? You gonna kick me out the streets?

Are you gonna redo this comp?

Sorry, that shits over

Those were kinda to kickstart this forum when it was new, nothing serious either. Now we have a nice range of sexy members for me to shag excessivly, its not needed..

You can think of other competition idea's and I'll run them though, with hosting as the prize...something I got no shortage of, that and man love

Now we have a nice range of sexy members for me to shag excessivly...

anytime man

Any time, any place, any where

now ... my house ???

I was thinking on your Moms bed

does it matter what topic its in?

ya what toipc?

meh I could do this, but I try and have a life

fucking-a to third eye friend

lmao

Way to close the thread

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